False wishes

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RE: False wishes

Post by LordLoko » 03 Feb 2015, 09:30

Wish granted. However, you'll need to use myspace instead of facebook for the rest of your life.

I wish this forum had a better UI.
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RE: False wishes

Post by UnknownMurder » 03 Feb 2015, 11:50

Wish Granted, it happens and it's hard to navigate, oh they removed your mouse icon too.

I wish I had to stay home all my life.
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RE: False wishes

Post by LordLoko » 03 Feb 2015, 14:33

Wish granted. You die of cancer.

I wish whatever you wish
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RE: False wishes

Post by Minimike » 03 Feb 2015, 15:29

Wish granted, you become a corgi

I wish to be a corgi (Corgi life man.. so much simpler)
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RE: False wishes

Post by UnknownMurder » 03 Feb 2015, 16:32

Wish Granted, you're a corgi and you have countless of fleas on you.

I wish I had PlayStation 5, yes I mean, FIVE.
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RE: False wishes

Post by CampinKiller » 03 Feb 2015, 17:06

Wish granted. It cost you your home to buy, and you have nowhere to play it.

I wish for it to be Friday already
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RE: False wishes

Post by UnknownMurder » 03 Feb 2015, 18:40

Wish Granted, it's Friday. Now, it's Monday.

I wish I had the stuff.
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RE: False wishes

Post by MrJJJ » 03 Feb 2015, 21:15

Wish Granted, You Have Stuff…That Eats People In The Name Of Khan

I Wish I Stopped Having Heart Attacks Every 10 Seconds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yb0yGldNxBY

Its hard to see that someone one of the marines could be actually a russian traitor no?

What vets do when bored
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RE: False wishes

Post by coroneljones » 04 Feb 2015, 06:56

Wish Granted,you Get Heart Attacks every second

I wish We had a bigger Dev team for faster updates
I am Crornel Jrones, grorious admin of Coronial Mahreens. U ar arr nast Trorr and will be ding dong bannu. U critizize Xenos? Ding dong Bannu. U no rike grorious adminnu? Ding dong Bannu. U comrpain about Marine nerfs? Dingdong bannu. U comprain about grorrious adminnu? O yoo betta bereev dat's a bannu. It has come to my Grorrious attention dat nasty trorr has been imidatingu me on serveru, dis is a shamfrul dispray and unacceptaboo so dey ding dong bannu. End of Rine -----------------Rine ends here.'
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RE: False wishes

Post by UnknownMurder » 04 Feb 2015, 16:21

Wish Granted, Apop is too big that he can handle codes by himself.

I wish for a coffee while I play on PS4.
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RE: False wishes

Post by johners12345 » 04 Feb 2015, 22:34

Wish granted, you spill your coffee all over the ps4 I wish for grand theft auto San Andreas hot coffee mod
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RE: False wishes

Post by UnknownMurder » 05 Feb 2015, 06:52

Wish Granted, you drink it. Nothing happens. Waste of a wish.

I wish that humans would stop acting stupid and immature.
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RE: False wishes

Post by johners12345 » 05 Feb 2015, 18:18

Wish granted, they start fighting over who is more mature

I wish for adventure time and regular show to never end
DEAD: Alien Larva (925) says, "which guys will be in your squad if you could choice?"
DEAD: ADMIN(SASoperative) says, "Hernandez. Nikolatz. Casca. Maybe Weeter.... And Carl scorpion"

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RE: False wishes

Post by coroneljones » 05 Feb 2015, 18:33

Wish granted, you watch both until you die,not moving from the same spot for ages
I wish riot shields were weaker
I am Crornel Jrones, grorious admin of Coronial Mahreens. U ar arr nast Trorr and will be ding dong bannu. U critizize Xenos? Ding dong Bannu. U no rike grorious adminnu? Ding dong Bannu. U comrpain about Marine nerfs? Dingdong bannu. U comprain about grorrious adminnu? O yoo betta bereev dat's a bannu. It has come to my Grorrious attention dat nasty trorr has been imidatingu me on serveru, dis is a shamfrul dispray and unacceptaboo so dey ding dong bannu. End of Rine -----------------Rine ends here.'
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RE: False wishes

Post by UnknownMurder » 05 Feb 2015, 19:53

Wish Granted, it's weaker. It breaks on its own each time you pick it up. It's like dust or sand.

I wish riot shields were overpowered.
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RE: False wishes

Post by johners12345 » 05 Feb 2015, 20:12

Wish granted, your hand breaks from touching it
I wish we could hold shotguns with riot shields
DEAD: Alien Larva (925) says, "which guys will be in your squad if you could choice?"
DEAD: ADMIN(SASoperative) says, "Hernandez. Nikolatz. Casca. Maybe Weeter.... And Carl scorpion"

http://puu.sh/wyLv9.ogg
http://puu.sh/wyLwB.ogg
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RE: False wishes

Post by Octagon » 06 Feb 2015, 16:36

Wish granted, but riot shields no longer protect ye from alien pounces.

I wish that this thread will live forever, without any wish granted that'd kill it
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RE: False wishes

Post by CampinKiller » 06 Feb 2015, 16:49

Wish granted. Eventually, this thread kills the website.

I wish people used common sense
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RE: False wishes

Post by UnknownMurder » 06 Feb 2015, 17:15

Wish Granted, people uses common sense to their doom.

I wish people hated fun.
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RE: False wishes

Post by CisRox » 06 Feb 2015, 17:28

Wish granted, everyone hates fun, so nobody does anything because doing something is considered fun.

I wish that Predators were in CM.
oh sieg heil no
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RE: False wishes

Post by MrGabol100 » 06 Feb 2015, 17:46

Wish granted, but they go like: OH SIEG HEIL THAT IM NOT GOING INTO THAT STATION and they flee away, also, they are inside an actual colonial marine, as you wished, so the poor guy explodes and the yautja become retarded and malformed.

I wish i had a nonkiller, nonadmin, regular, real life potato.
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RE: False wishes

Post by UnknownMurder » 06 Feb 2015, 17:51

Wish Granted....It's your baby brother.

I wish I was Commander Khan.
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RE: False wishes

Post by MrGabol100 » 06 Feb 2015, 17:55

Wish denied, you are canser b0ss.

I wish I didnt get this wish granted: I want to create a successful event for the server.

(As i denied a wish, you cant get mine granted, but the wish is about not getting one wish granted, so YOU NEED TO DENY my wish, granting it)
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RE: False wishes

Post by UnknownMurder » 06 Feb 2015, 17:56

Wish Granted, your wish isn't granted. Unknown makes a secret event for you.

I wish for smart asses.
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RE: False wishes

Post by MrGabol100 » 06 Feb 2015, 17:58

UnknownMurder wrote: Wish Granted, your wish isn't granted. Unknown makes a secret event for you.

I wish for smart asses.
Wish granted, asses are smart and they take over the world.

I wish no metaliens this round...
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