False wishes

MrJJJ · Post by **MrJJJ** » 13 Feb 2015, 05:13

Wish Granted, Now There Is No Way To Win Against Aliens, Probably Corroder (Not Sure) Melted All Marines

I Wish To Battle Space Soviet's T-500 And Drunk Russians

OliverCarswell · Post by **OliverCarswell** » 13 Feb 2015, 07:20

Granted, though what you didn't know was that the Space Soviet's and Drunk Russians are way too OP, and kill you in a single shot.

I wish for a Survivor character.

UnknownMurder · Post by **UnknownMurder** » 13 Feb 2015, 10:08

Wish Granted, there's a survivor character but you're not it.

I wish Alien's acid is now hot chocolate fudge.

HyperPwner · Post by **HyperPwner** » 15 Feb 2015, 11:47

Wish -chomp- granted. I eat it all -gulp-. It is -burp- delicious.
I wish people would post suggestions in the right area.

OliverCarswell · Post by **OliverCarswell** » 15 Feb 2015, 11:57

Wish Granted, the correct place is now everywhere but the Suggestion board.

I wish for my own personal survivor character.

coroneljones · Post by **coroneljones** » 15 Feb 2015, 12:01

Wish Granted,He dies the first Five seconds and hes deleted forever
I wish All timezones were the same

UnknownMurder · Post by **UnknownMurder** » 15 Feb 2015, 12:20

Wish Granted, nobody plays at midnight.

I wish Server would stop crashing.

speedybst · Post by **speedybst** » 17 Feb 2015, 01:05

Wish grant, its starts rejecting connections

I wish that we could have a good event, just once...

UnknownMurder · Post by **UnknownMurder** » 17 Feb 2015, 12:15

Wish Granted, we had a good event, then the outlaw took initiative.

I wish players would enjoy the events.

HyperPwner · Post by **HyperPwner** » 17 Feb 2015, 17:41

Wish granted. They only want events now, causing normal games to die out.
I wish that UnknownMurder played Roblox.

UnknownMurder · Post by **UnknownMurder** » 17 Feb 2015, 18:10

Wish Granted, he plays it by himself.

I wish I didn't play Roblox.

razerwing · Post by **razerwing** » 17 Feb 2015, 18:26

Wish granted. You find that you've grown up, and now have a life.

I wish we had moar dakka.

speedybst · Post by **speedybst** » 17 Feb 2015, 22:48

Wish granted, but we get an ork infestation.

I wish that Necrontyr were a species type for IPC.

UnknownMurder · Post by **UnknownMurder** » 18 Feb 2015, 09:40

Wish Granted, they take over the world and executes all humans...
I wish for a different forum for though, this is boring and uncreative.

johners12345 · Post by **johners12345** » 18 Feb 2015, 20:44

Wish granted. Everyone's eyes blow up from awesomeness
I wish cancer didn't exist

UnknownMurder · Post by **UnknownMurder** » 19 Feb 2015, 09:05

Wish Granted, Ebola virus outbreak goes global!

I wish I'm immune to diseases.

MrJJJ · Post by **MrJJJ** » 19 Feb 2015, 09:09

Wish Granted, You Now Cant Be Saved From Global Spidering, Since Its Not A Disease, It Easily Makes You A Host For Spiders, There Was A Cure Which Was A Disease, However Since You Immune To Diseases, You Are Forever A Spider Host

I Wish Clockwork And Daelso Would Start Playing Dark Heresy Again

razerwing · Post by **razerwing** » 19 Feb 2015, 14:56

Wish granted. Clockwork becomes a drunken mess, and Daelso just stares at you while you punch Yuri in the face.

I wish we had more cannon balls and Clubskets.

coroneljones · Post by **coroneljones** » 19 Feb 2015, 18:41

Wish granted,jones summons cannonballs to rip your legs off,and you replace them with clubskets
I wish.....Yuri was able to man up,and stop messing with unarmed guys and hiding from armed hostiles

johners12345 · Post by **johners12345** » 19 Feb 2015, 19:05

Wish granted. Their crotch is shot off.
I wish clown was a marine role

razerwing · Post by **razerwing** » 19 Feb 2015, 19:13

Wish granted. Mousetraps make them too OP.

I wish that the game would stop picking me for starting alien!

MrJJJ · Post by **MrJJJ** » 19 Feb 2015, 22:42

Wish granted, now the game picks you always as a survivor who gets killed in 20 seconds

I wish to have my own code about spiders

UnknownMurder · Post by **UnknownMurder** » 20 Feb 2015, 08:05

Wish Granted, it's broken and irrepairable.
I wish I was William Birkin before the 'incident'.

HyperPwner · Post by **HyperPwner** » 21 Feb 2015, 08:05

Wish granted. One second before the incident.

I wish for happiness. Free for everybody, and may no one be forgotten!

OliverCarswell · Post by **OliverCarswell** » 21 Feb 2015, 13:06

Wish granted, though to compensate for your permanent happiness, the entire world must be drained of it, and thus becomes a dark place, where you alone must entertain 7 billion people for the rest of your sorry life.

I wish I had infinite money, to buy infinite games.

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