False wishes

Newnermul123 · Post by **Newnermul123** » 17 Jan 2015, 07:22

WISH GRANTED: canada didn't have enough Syrup to supply the universe so they all died of withdrawal symptoms

I wish all these Religions could just get along without going Blowyuppy on eachother

Rovernic · Post by **Rovernic** » 17 Jan 2015, 12:39

Wish granted, they all revert to just stabbing one another with swords, axes, and spears like the gold 'ole' days.

I wish I never get assigned to Alpha squad ever again.

Raikyh · Post by **Raikyh** » 17 Jan 2015, 13:03

Wish granted, you become janitor instead. I wish aliums nerf.

MrGabol100 · Post by **MrGabol100** » 17 Jan 2015, 13:36

Raikyh wrote: Wish granted, you become janitor instead. I wish aliums nerf.

Wish granted, now the game is fucking balanced.
I wish enforced medium roleplay in this server.

Raikyh · Post by **Raikyh** » 17 Jan 2015, 14:45

Wish granted, marines who metagame get fucking banned now and if a marine aims at you and you shoot back after he shoots you, you don't get warned for it. -glares at admins-
I wish that queues at LO's don't become an arena.

DernSquirres · Post by **DernSquirres** » 17 Jan 2015, 17:19

Raikyh wrote: Wish granted, marines who metagame get fucking banned now and if a marine aims at you and you shoot back after he shoots you, you don't get warned for it. -glares at admins-
I wish that queues at LO's don't become an arena.

Wish granted, the LO desks now become more of a drunken bar fight.

I wish you could affix bayonets as marines.

CampinKiller · Post by **CampinKiller** » 17 Jan 2015, 18:36

Granted, griefers now bayonet their victims.

I wish the server would stop freezing.

Newnermul123 · Post by **Newnermul123** » 17 Jan 2015, 19:17

WISH GRANTED: its a concentration camp

I wish that every atheist in the world died

HyperPwner · Post by **HyperPwner** » 17 Jan 2015, 20:34

(Why man that's horrible)
Wish granted: But science goes back a few hundred years and I die too. You sick heartless bastard.
I wish SCP Station had its own subforum

Rovernic · Post by **Rovernic** » 18 Jan 2015, 01:02

Wish granted, but its hidden away where no one will ever find it. Or see it. or view it.

I wish I could fly!

Raikyh · Post by **Raikyh** » 18 Jan 2015, 03:19

Granted, you fly and hit a house, dying.

I wish world had one timezone.

HyperPwner · Post by **HyperPwner** » 18 Jan 2015, 09:17

Granted
However, the timezone is GMT

Minimike · Post by **Minimike** » 18 Jan 2015, 11:35

Wish granted. You get a wish.

I wish I had a quad core computer.

CampinKiller · Post by **CampinKiller** » 18 Jan 2015, 11:38

Wish granted. However, your computer's RAM is 1kb and you can't do anything.

I wish I could be Commander

Rovernic · Post by **Rovernic** » 18 Jan 2015, 16:24

Wish granted. You are blamed for the deaths of several marines for inadequately preparing your troops for deployment. You are executed for your gross neglect of duty.

I wish we never had to go to that dark, invested hell hole...

UnknownMurder · Post by **UnknownMurder** » 18 Jan 2015, 17:29

Wish Granted, you never bother sleeping with your Girlfriend.

I wish I released the Kraken.

speedybst · Post by **speedybst** » 18 Jan 2015, 17:32

wish granted, richard the warlock fwooshes you
i wish that alium wouldn't breach all the time -glares at players-

UnknownMurder · Post by **UnknownMurder** » 18 Jan 2015, 18:38

Wish Granted, it was me.

I wish I wouldn't breach anymore.

Void00 · Post by **Void00** » 18 Jan 2015, 22:38

Wish grantedYou get permanently banned.

I wish i could mutate in anything i wished.

UnknownMurder · Post by **UnknownMurder** » 18 Jan 2015, 23:01

Wish Granted... You acted like a dick while mutating. I returned the favor... Permanent Ban

HyperPwner · Post by **HyperPwner** » 19 Jan 2015, 10:11

Wish granted: you become hated for not following the damn rules
I wish that CM and NE could actually get along.

johners12345 · Post by **johners12345** » 19 Jan 2015, 11:57

WIsh granted, But they are in a inter species relationship That is very.. Very intimate
I wish I had a life

CampinKiller · Post by **CampinKiller** » 19 Jan 2015, 12:30

Wish granted. However, on your way to a party, your car loses traction on the ice and spins out of control. You die.

I wish Marines didn't metagame.

UnknownMurder · Post by **UnknownMurder** » 19 Jan 2015, 13:12

Wish Granted, I do.

I wish for pies.

johners12345 · Post by **johners12345** » 19 Jan 2015, 14:44

WIsh granted. But it's clown pie
I wish I could use a gun right

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