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RE: False wishes

Post by UnknownMurder » 21 Feb 2015, 13:08

Wish Granted, infinite games now has infinite bugs.

I wish I had infinite money to buy infinite games with no bugs of any sort or trolls/jerk/dick players.

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RE: False wishes

Post by HyperPwner » 21 Feb 2015, 16:56

Wish granted. They all suck
I wish that I didn't wish
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RE: False wishes

Post by johners12345 » 21 Feb 2015, 17:50

Wish granted. Universe explodes
I wish I could be as good as lord jagger
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RE: False wishes

Post by UnknownMurder » 21 Feb 2015, 18:37

Wish Granted, you're good at being evil as Lord Jagger.
I wish I SEEEEE YOOOOUU..

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RE: False wishes

Post by HyperPwner » 21 Feb 2015, 19:18

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RE: False wishes

Post by johners12345 » 21 Feb 2015, 23:03

Wish gra-.... What. Did anyone hear something? Hm. Never mind...
I wish to be king of spiders kool aid man
DEAD: Alien Larva (925) says, "which guys will be in your squad if you could choice?"
DEAD: ADMIN(SASoperative) says, "Hernandez. Nikolatz. Casca. Maybe Weeter.... And Carl scorpion"

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RE: False wishes

Post by UnknownMurder » 22 Feb 2015, 01:06

Wish Granted, you're killed by a wasp.

I wish I was Lord Sauron and dominated over Middle-Earth.

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RE: False wishes

Post by MrJJJ » 22 Feb 2015, 01:26

Wish granted , however as we all know sauron dies, so you die

I wish for spider empire to be in a lore of...byond games
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Its hard to see that someone one of the marines could be actually a russian traitor no?

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RE: False wishes

Post by HyperPwner » 22 Feb 2015, 06:41

Wish Granted: BYOND dies

I wish SCP Station was a thing
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RE: False wishes

Post by MrJJJ » 22 Feb 2015, 08:51

Wish Granted, SCP Station Is Now A Thing, Everything Else Is No More.

I Wish To Stop Being Undead
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RE: False wishes

Post by razerwing » 22 Feb 2015, 12:28

Wish granted. You're dead.

I wish the conversion to new bay was done.
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RE: False wishes

Post by UnknownMurder » 22 Feb 2015, 13:34

Wish Granted, bugs occurs.

I wish Conversion to new Bay had a deadline.

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RE: False wishes

Post by coroneljones » 22 Feb 2015, 16:34

Wish granted the deadline is reached and we Only get the food and Clown Code transfered
I wish the marines had Knife Guns
I am Crornel Jrones, grorious admin of Coronial Mahreens. U ar arr nast Trorr and will be ding dong bannu. U critizize Xenos? Ding dong Bannu. U no rike grorious adminnu? Ding dong Bannu. U comrpain about Marine nerfs? Dingdong bannu. U comprain about grorrious adminnu? O yoo betta bereev dat's a bannu. It has come to my Grorrious attention dat nasty trorr has been imidatingu me on serveru, dis is a shamfrul dispray and unacceptaboo so dey ding dong bannu. End of Rine -----------------Rine ends here.'
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RE: False wishes

Post by HyperPwner » 22 Feb 2015, 16:37

Wish granted. The marines are useless dumbfucks and end up killing themselves.

I wish the /r/ApocalypseRising subreddit got together, entered the BF4 Map Contest and won.
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RE: False wishes

Post by HyperPwner » 28 Feb 2015, 19:18

Wish granted. BF4 dies.

I wish people used this thread more.
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RE: False wishes

Post by UnknownMurder » 28 Feb 2015, 20:21

Wish Granted, forum crashes.

I wish people would play SAW.

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RE: False wishes

Post by HyperPwner » 01 Mar 2015, 07:08

Wish granted. WTF is SAW?

I wish that we could get to 1000 in count to 1000
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RE: False wishes

Post by UnknownMurder » 01 Mar 2015, 12:05

Wish Granted, I win.

I wish you would understand the game SAW, http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387564/ .

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RE: False wishes

Post by HyperPwner » 08 Mar 2015, 18:15

Wish granted. You die
I wish more people played this.
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RE: False wishes

Post by LordeKilly » 08 Mar 2015, 19:18

Wish granted, but they all love to grief and hate reading.

I wish i had a corgi
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RE: False wishes

Post by UnknownMurder » 08 Mar 2015, 19:51

Wish Granted, he was killed.

I wish I was Solid Snake.

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RE: False wishes

Post by LordeKilly » 08 Mar 2015, 19:58

Granted, but he was melted down and became..."liquid snake" [hue]

I wish i had more oreos.
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RE: False wishes

Post by Mycroft Macarthur » 08 Mar 2015, 20:43

wish granted, a dog already licked out the cream filling and their tongue left the cookie bits all soggy

i wish for BUTTBOTS to be back!
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RE: False wishes

Post by UnknownMurder » 08 Mar 2015, 20:44

Wish Granted, server crashes.

I wish your name wasn't Mycroft Macarthur.

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RE: False wishes

Post by MrJJJ » 09 Mar 2015, 02:34

Wish granted, his name is now Microsoft ArcthurMax 999

I wish people would stop being fearless against things which killed your friends very quickly
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Its hard to see that someone one of the marines could be actually a russian traitor no?

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