False wishes

MrJJJ · Post by **MrJJJ** » 30 Apr 2015, 08:26

Wish granted, Its Pacific Attack.

I wish we had someone making painting about CM for us to see

UnknownMurder · Post by **UnknownMurder** » 30 Apr 2015, 08:29

Wish Granted, Aliens are floating in space around the station, while Rambo Marines tries to gun them down.

I wish Alien Khan existed.

MrJJJ · Post by **MrJJJ** » 30 Apr 2015, 08:36

Wish Granted, now Khan established a Golden Alien Horde, vaporizing entire galaxy and universe and becoming its one true Alien God, with nothing standing in his way

I wish to throw a submarine at Nostromo, and drive around somehow...and shoot

UnknownMurder · Post by **UnknownMurder** » 30 Apr 2015, 08:54

Wish Granted, you have The Beatles singing "Yellow Submarine" nonstop.

I wish I learned meaning to life.

coroneljones · Post by **coroneljones** » 30 Apr 2015, 10:26

Wish granted,but you died

I wish The marines shuttles were replaced with drop pods for STHEEL RHEIN!

MrJJJ · Post by **MrJJJ** » 30 Apr 2015, 10:32

Wish granted, commander boreale fucked them up and made them reversed, so instead of dropping you down, they go up, after some time, Khorne visits you...with a chain axe

I wish for thunderdome event

UnknownMurder · Post by **UnknownMurder** » 30 Apr 2015, 15:05

Wish Granted, everyone must fight to death in one arena. No re-match.

I wish people would stop making posts on this thread without trying to loophole.

Post by **Allan1234** » 30 Apr 2015, 18:03

WIsh grated, They do loophole.

I wish that unknown would never post online again

speedybst · Post by **speedybst** » 30 Apr 2015, 18:23

Wish granted, he pulls a Sgt. Marine

I wish that Dave Mustaine never created Rude awakenings (don't know what it is? Megadeth, Rude Awakenings, live version album, completely awful)

Post by **crazyh206** » 30 Apr 2015, 19:36

Wish granted rude awakenings never happened due to a little problem with some time travel and something known as a knightnade

I wish to beat unknown in a pokemon battle with a magikarp that only uses splash

speedybst · Post by **speedybst** » 01 May 2015, 01:25

Wish granted, but magikarp still doesn't evolve.

I wish the new Blade Runner film will be good.

UnknownMurder · Post by **UnknownMurder** » 01 May 2015, 06:54

Wish Granted, it's about a blade running on the floor and his girlfriend shouting, "RUN FORREST RUN!"

I wish you see that would be funny if you were.... Well, funny, Crazy. Oooh...

speedybst · Post by **speedybst** » 26 May 2015, 03:56

Wish granted, i realize that i am, in fact funny.

I wish that disposals and fire closets were all access, so survivors could use them.

Sargeantmuffinman · Post by **Sargeantmuffinman** » 26 May 2015, 10:53

Wish granted,they are used by anyone now but when anyone touches them they get shocked.

I wish I had a chocolate chip muffin.

speedybst · Post by **speedybst** » 26 May 2015, 20:41

Wish granted, its stale and old.

I wish that the world would actually use theoretical communism as its government.

Post by **SASoperative** » 27 May 2015, 00:03

Wish Granted, Russia however only accepts true communism and commits nuclear genocide.

I wish soup was found in other isles than the soup isle.

El Yahpo · Post by **El Yahpo** » 27 May 2015, 01:01

Wish granted, it's now also found on the floor.

I wish for unlimited funds!

speedybst · Post by **speedybst** » 27 May 2015, 01:14

Wish granted, they are so heavily inflated that you can't reasonably buy anything.

I wish that we could have a large, multi-area ground map eventually.

Post by **SASoperative** » 27 May 2015, 01:43

Wish Granted, But everyone complains because they were used to the Nostromo

I wish for admin midis to not lag or crash the server.

ealmernd · Post by **ealmernd** » 27 May 2015, 06:57

Wish granted, the files can all be stored clientside but changing a file uploads the new midi to everyone and anyone can change them at any time.

I wish all past bans were permanent.

Post by **SASoperative** » 27 May 2015, 23:40

Wish Granted, All bans are permanent, However you were banned a hour before this was implemented

I wish I had people to play planetside 2 with -w-

UnknownMurder · Post by **UnknownMurder** » 28 May 2015, 00:46

Wish Granted, you have me, and I have you. We'll be best friends. We're the only people left in the world.

I wish... Staffs were ruled by Developers.

Post by **SASoperative** » 28 May 2015, 01:23

Wish granted, The server goes down due to mass issues with the differences of the dev team and staff team

I wish our ground map would hurry up and get done

speedybst · Post by **speedybst** » 28 May 2015, 01:36

Wish granted, its a rush job and is home to the dreaded clown empire of the honkmother.

I wish that two people would stop having a wish battle...

El Yahpo · Post by **El Yahpo** » 28 May 2015, 02:43

Wish granted, now everyone is having a wish battle.

I wish cold season wasn't a thing.

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