False wishes

UnknownMurder · Post by **UnknownMurder** » 19 Jan 2015, 15:14

Wish Granted, you got it right for a minute, and I messed it up for you.

I wish that everyone would heil me.

Rovernic · Post by **Rovernic** » 19 Jan 2015, 17:16

Wish granted, but you are promptly defeated by the Russian Winter.

I wish I had a better wish than this.

speedybst · Post by **speedybst** » 19 Jan 2015, 18:43

wish granted, but unknown steals it.

i wish shotguns were easier to pump.

razerwing · Post by **razerwing** » 19 Jan 2015, 20:35

Wish granted, but you accidentally made W your macro key and have no idea how to fix it.

I wish we could Deep Strike.

DernSquirres · Post by **DernSquirres** » 19 Jan 2015, 23:46

Wish granted, but it's against the rules after a month.

I wish people would pay me in gum.

speedybst · Post by **speedybst** » 20 Jan 2015, 00:10

wish granted it gets in your hair.

i wish people would stop trying to make explosives
(on a seperate note, macros are easy razor :P . at last count, i have 18)

razerwing · Post by **razerwing** » 20 Jan 2015, 02:56

Wish granted. They've found the stash of pre-made explosives.

I wish someone would buy me a cannon.

(I know, but it was the only thing I had at the moment.)

UnknownMurder · Post by **UnknownMurder** » 20 Jan 2015, 08:25

Wish granted, you have a model.

I wish for a REAL LASER CANNON

MrGabol100 · Post by **MrGabol100** » 20 Jan 2015, 08:30

Wish granted, you blew up yourself with it.

I wish that all the goonstation players die, and more baystation players get interested in this server, so we can get a good fanbase that roleplays.

UnknownMurder · Post by **UnknownMurder** » 20 Jan 2015, 08:33

Wish Granted, you lied to yourself, you're actually goon station player so you die with them.

I wish Order 66 was initiated.

MrGabol100 · Post by **MrGabol100** » 20 Jan 2015, 09:48

UnknownMurder wrote: Wish Granted, you lied to yourself, you're actually goon station player so you die with them.

I wish Order 66 was initiated.

Wish granted:

[video=youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaCVoF0V4Cs[/video]

Commander: Delta, execute order 66

Yuri ZÃ¡itsev: Yes, my lord.

Yuri ZÃ¡itsev closes the hologram in his fist, and turns back to the delta squad leader, he nods to the SL and he nods to the firing squad, the survivor at the nostromo, confused, asks the deltas what's going on, and he gets shooted all along his body with M4A1 Pulse rounds. I wish you liked my epic response.

HyperPwner · Post by **HyperPwner** » 20 Jan 2015, 13:31

Wish granted: I liked it for a second, before it got boring
I wish that CM wasn't as shit as it seems.

MrGabol100 · Post by **MrGabol100** » 20 Jan 2015, 13:43

HyperPwner wrote: Wish granted: I liked it for a second, before it got boring
I wish that CM wasn't as shit as it seems.

Wish denied, fucking wot you said.

I wish this thread got + ppls xdddd

HyperPwner · Post by **HyperPwner** » 20 Jan 2015, 18:09

Wish denied rules say you must accept wishes
I wish Arstotzka was real

DernSquirres · Post by **DernSquirres** » 20 Jan 2015, 19:19

Wish granted, but you cannot enter it because you do not have the correct papers for entry.

I wish I could sprite as good as Joushuu ;_;

UnknownMurder · Post by **UnknownMurder** » 20 Jan 2015, 20:32

Wish Granted, you're good Joshuu... But not yet world-classed spriter.

I wish space was the final frontier.

speedybst · Post by **speedybst** » 21 Jan 2015, 01:13

wish granted, nowhere left to run from the griefers.

i wish that Dead Space didn't try to retrain all PC games and hunters to shoot at the limbs, rather than the central mass.

johners12345 · Post by **johners12345** » 21 Jan 2015, 11:57

wish granted. But Dead space gets shut down for being un-original.
I wish Clowns were funny

UnknownMurder · Post by **UnknownMurder** » 21 Jan 2015, 12:51

Wish granted, it's funny when they stab you.

I wish for Resident Evil HD remake remastered.

supernamekianpenis · Post by **supernamekianpenis** » 22 Jan 2015, 17:40

Wish granted, but it's only for SNES and they are now extinct.

I wish for a corgi who would always be my wingman

Rovernic · Post by **Rovernic** » 22 Jan 2015, 19:14

Wish granted, but its rabid and the worst fucking wingman ever.

I wish HIT would stop killing everyone.

UnknownMurder · Post by **UnknownMurder** » 22 Jan 2015, 23:04

Wish Granted, it was Commander Khan.

I wish that someone would shout "KHAAAAN!"

coroneljones · Post by **coroneljones** » 23 Jan 2015, 08:20

Wish granted,they sparta pick you into a pit after saying that
I wish the angry infantry team was in the wiki

UnknownMurder · Post by **UnknownMurder** » 23 Jan 2015, 09:57

Wish Granted, no one looks at it.

I wish for higher level of classes.

CampinKiller · Post by **CampinKiller** » 23 Jan 2015, 10:03

Wish granted. A griffin now blows up Briefing with RPGs instead of shooting it up.

I wish Commanders were competent.

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