Worst Roleplayers You've Seen?

Lacp · Post by **Lacp** » 12 Dec 2016, 10:08

This could range from someone talking in IC asking a question about game mechanics, etc.

Derpislav · Post by **Derpislav** » 12 Dec 2016, 10:15

*Someone dies horribly. Perhaps their friend.*

Edge McLord slaps his thighs.
Edge McLord says, "Classic."

Simo94 · Post by **Simo94** » 12 Dec 2016, 10:53

commanders telling marines that we are losing and some even count KIAs......like what military leader would do that in times of war? destroy the morale just like that lol

Winter · Post by **Winter** » 12 Dec 2016, 17:06

It's me. I'm the worst. I keep forgetting to set my flavor text.

Casany · Post by **Casany** » 12 Dec 2016, 17:08

Boris Kramer or the Russian guy

DeadLantern · Post by **DeadLantern** » 12 Dec 2016, 17:15

Winter wrote:It's me. I'm the worst. I keep forgetting to set my flavor text.

Untrue

Casany wrote:Boris Kramer or the Russian guy

Am I the Russian guy?!

Casany · Post by **Casany** » 12 Dec 2016, 17:19

DeadLantern wrote: Am I the Russian guy?!

Yes, your EXTREMELY low RP

Post by **Tranquill** » 12 Dec 2016, 17:32

I once remember a long time ago during briefing, the Commander told all the Marines go "kick some ass and kill those damn aliens on the nosotromo".

InterroLouis · Post by **InterroLouis** » 12 Dec 2016, 17:38

I remember one briefing the CO told us to "Rape and pillage" the colony. That's all they said, and then dismissed us to the planet.

Heckenshutze · Post by **Heckenshutze** » 12 Dec 2016, 18:12

Any marine that reports things like, "Carrier at hydro!"

"Queen is down!"

"Boiler northeast!"

Dude, they're all lizards, don't give em names

Snypehunter007 · Post by **Snypehunter007** » 12 Dec 2016, 18:15

DeadLantern wrote:
Am I the Russian guy?!

You are Polish not Russian.

Lacp · Post by **Lacp** » 12 Dec 2016, 18:17

Great stories guys, keep em rollin

Recounted · Post by **Recounted** » 12 Dec 2016, 18:23

HOW TO SHIOOOOTT!!?!??!

the worst

Martzin · Post by **Martzin** » 12 Dec 2016, 18:33

InterroLouis wrote:I remember one briefing the CO told us to "Rape and pillage" the colony. That's all they said, and then dismissed us to the planet.

thats sum realistic RPing right there

worst RPing i've ever seen is baldies in prep, shooting their pistols into glass windows 'n all
but i once came across this guy who asked me "how do you drop stuff"
took me like 3 minutes to explain to him how you switch active hand and where the drop button is
and of course he did it all in IC.

Lacp · Post by **Lacp** » 12 Dec 2016, 18:34

Martzin wrote:thats sum realistic RPing right there

worst RPing i've ever seen is baldies in prep, shooting their pistols into glass windows 'n all
but i once came across this guy who asked me "how do you drop stuff"
took me like 3 minutes to explain to him how you switch active hand and where the drop button is

the baldies and pjs man

the baldies and pjs

Youngblood · Post by **Youngblood** » 12 Dec 2016, 18:47

Simo94 wrote:commanders telling marines that we are losing and some even count KIAs......like what military leader would do that in times of war? destroy the morale just like that lol

Let's be real, that's nothing compared to a LOT of things characters across all ranks say and do on Colonial Marines.

I can't really pinpoint the worst roleplayer I've ever come across, but what I can say is that a round's briefing is generally speaking a pretty accurate indicator for what quality of roleplay awaits in a round. Oddly enough, chances are that well established players have big parts as to why rounds go down the drain early on.

DeadLantern · Post by **DeadLantern** » 12 Dec 2016, 18:55

Snypehunter007 wrote:You are Polish not Russian.

People think I'm Russian

Especially if you've heard me talk in the discord

Along with ingame

Casany wrote:
Yes, your EXTREMELY low RP

;_;

Also literally all the people who posted in my Pred app (viewtopic.php?f=127&t=8705&p=92709&hili ... rcy#p92709) (except Feweh) told me I was a good Roleplayer.

I'm pretty sure everyone is split on my roleplaying skills

Skane10634 · Post by **Skane10634** » 12 Dec 2016, 18:56

When i was a CL and the PMCs killed me for no reason, just the fact it was PMCs who did it.

Lacp · Post by **Lacp** » 12 Dec 2016, 20:59

Something happened today, some of you may have been there to witness it, but the CO obviously wanted to roll engineer but didn't get to, so he literally hid in engineering the whole round.

MrJJJ · Post by **MrJJJ** » 12 Dec 2016, 21:18

Any marine that says he will kick your ass for walking into your line of deadly shotgun while chasing a alien.

Any marine that runs away like a bitch from a runner who is eating your friend.

Any marine that tells Command to go fuck off and die because they got captured.

Any player who goes as doctor and doesn't bother to read guides and has no idea how to do his job.

Any marine who eats pizza full of grenades, miniguns, rocket launchers, sniper rifles, shotguns, etc etc.

At least fucking act like you are Military jesus christ.

Lacp · Post by **Lacp** » 12 Dec 2016, 22:28

MrJJJ wrote:Any marine that says he will kick your ass for walking into your line of deadly shotgun while chasing a alien.

Any marine that runs away like a bitch from a runner who is eating your friend.

Any marine that tells Command to go fuck off and die because they got captured.

Any player who goes as doctor and doesn't bother to read guides and has no idea how to do his job.

Any marine who eats pizza full of grenades, miniguns, rocket launchers, sniper rifles, shotguns, etc etc.

At least fucking act like you are Military jesus christ.

I see some of those in some rounds, specifically the second one.

NoahKirchner · Post by **NoahKirchner** » 12 Dec 2016, 22:46

That one time I watched a single baldie buckshot FF four or five marines in a row, right into the enemy hive coming out of escape to be eaten, and then said that the aliens were hacking IC and SSD'd. (A month or two ago at this point, highpop is weird).

Eenkogneeto · Post by **Eenkogneeto** » 12 Dec 2016, 22:56

Heckenshutze wrote:Any marine that reports things like, "Carrier at hydro!"

"Queen is down!"

"Boiler northeast!"

Dude, they're all lizards, don't give em names

Artillery down. You're welcome.
Big stompy fucker coming.
Screeching Bitch across the river.

Renomaki · Post by **Renomaki** » 12 Dec 2016, 23:15

I hate it when players have no regard for Clone Memory Disorder, or CMD.

"whoa man, what happened?"

"You died bro, but that's ok, because we cloned you and shit"

You realize that telling a person that they are a copy of a once dead person is gonna fuck them up, right?

Westhybrid · Post by **Westhybrid** » 12 Dec 2016, 23:17

Ever played a round with Xin Sakata?

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