Full name:
Luiz 'Mises' Buarque
Nickname(s):
Mises, Corn lover
Age: 41
Gender: Male
Positions:
Space Doctor (7 years in service)
Commander (3 years in service)
Combat medic 13 (years in service)
Corn cultivator (20 years in service)
Military/College graduations:
USP (University of São Paulo); Medicine graduation
UFRJ (Federal university of Rio de Janeiro); Nursing graduation
BCMG; Brazilian Combat Medic Graduation
BCMA; Brazilian Capoeira Martial Arts
UHW; Universal Handling of weapons
traits:
-Corn lover
-Loyal to USCM and Brazilian marines
-Never uses helmets or head protections
-Buckshot lover
History:
Luiz was born on a small farm, on the Ganymede Moon, a legendary celestial body Known for easy maize cultivation. He spent his childhood basically learning the legendary techniques of his family, who from his small farm, exported the best quality corn from the Milky Way.
After a few years, Weyland-Yutani bought the basically all lots of its moon, so that it could begin to produce corn-based rations.
Luiz, disgusted by the sale, at age 16, decided to migrate to planet Earth, where he settled on Brazilian soil and became one of the largest corn producers in the region.
After accumulating a small fortune, he decided to invest in his study. He sold all his lots, and entered the most renowned universities of his country, arriving to do the medical and nursing faculties at the same time.
He had always been good with numbers, and even without a university degree, he acted as an economist to finance his courses, but was later fired after he evaded dozens of taxes from accounting companies, later became a libertarian and was nicknamed "Mises", a Renowned Austrian economist.
Tired of his monotonous life as a doctor, he decided to join the USCM, where he is in service until this day, acting as Combat medic, surgeon or Commander.
Basic appearance:
A corny man,1.60 meters tall, relatively thin, white, with beautiful blue hair.
Likes:
-Corn
-Corn ice-cream
-Corn-based foods
-Libertarianism
-Liberal-Fascism
-Economy
Dislikes:
-Communism
-Vegans
-Slow doctors
-Every single medic
Strengths:
-Corn expert
-Appreciation for patients' lives
-Hand-to-hand expert
Weaknesses:
-Crippiling depression
-Suicidal tendencies
-Individualist
Notable Characters:
-Noah Kirchner: Nice combat mate, platonic love, saved his life twice.
Xo Yung Kyunseok: A great Xo friend, not that good speaking english
Elliot Riggle: A great SL, saved Mises' life a lot.
John "Buckshot" Rhodes: Great MP buddy, already made a boxing tournament.
James Irving: Saw him as marine, not enough memories to be a buddy.
Photo:
(Soon)
Luiz 'Mises' Buarque, Corn lover
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Luiz 'Mises' Buarque, Corn lover
Last edited by Sad_Corn on 25 Feb 2017, 17:58, edited 4 times in total.
On May 17, 2016, a group of farmers dug up the diary of an ear of corn named Watson. Here are his entries.
Day 76:
They took Lawrence, dear god Lawrence... They ripped him off the stalk and smeared him in butter, just like Tyler and Jodie. They shipped him off to the popcorn factory...
I wonder what his wife will say.
Day 120: My brother says the VEGANS are protesting for more anti-meat bullshit. They want more of us to die. FUCKING HEATHENS.
Day 153: The ants are eating me from the inside out. They are popping out my kernels and taking them back to the nest. I feel them moving inside me. Julia says the pesticides will end our misery.
Day 300: Sweet Release. I can hear the planes flying over now. They are dropping the gas, it feels so good, sweet release-
Luiz"Mises"Buarque
Day 76:
They took Lawrence, dear god Lawrence... They ripped him off the stalk and smeared him in butter, just like Tyler and Jodie. They shipped him off to the popcorn factory...
I wonder what his wife will say.
Day 120: My brother says the VEGANS are protesting for more anti-meat bullshit. They want more of us to die. FUCKING HEATHENS.
Day 153: The ants are eating me from the inside out. They are popping out my kernels and taking them back to the nest. I feel them moving inside me. Julia says the pesticides will end our misery.
Day 300: Sweet Release. I can hear the planes flying over now. They are dropping the gas, it feels so good, sweet release-
Luiz"Mises"Buarque
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Re: Luiz 'Mises' Buarque, Corn lover
2corn4me
Needs more waffles.
Needs more waffles.
Ed 'Wafflecone' Martin bites the Mature Hunter (251)!
I play as Ed 'Waffles' Martin or his sister, Amaryllis 'Pancakes' Martin.
Never Forget, Dust Raider. 10/15/17.
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Re: Luiz 'Mises' Buarque, Corn lover
I found it a little
+1
► Show Spoiler
James "Car" Irving: You don't need to be the best to be a hero. You don't even need to be smart. Being a hero comes from the heart. That, and a pack full of napthal and hand grenades.
Edward Roth: The promotion and transfer to Military Police was great on paper. The living hell of keeping a ship full of trained killers running smoothly wasn't on that paper.
Mary Adams: She didn't want to be here, but how else could she get to finish medschool? And who the hell else is gonna know the difference between Tricord and Kelotane?
Kimley Greco: Too cool for school, wears cans like a tool.
Xenos killed with a welding tool: 1
Times blown up self or others with grenades: Lost count.
my life
Edward Roth: The promotion and transfer to Military Police was great on paper. The living hell of keeping a ship full of trained killers running smoothly wasn't on that paper.
Mary Adams: She didn't want to be here, but how else could she get to finish medschool? And who the hell else is gonna know the difference between Tricord and Kelotane?
Kimley Greco: Too cool for school, wears cans like a tool.
Xenos killed with a welding tool: 1
Times blown up self or others with grenades: Lost count.
my life
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Re: Luiz 'Mises' Buarque, Corn lover
Why I'm not mentioned? 
u hurt my feelings bro
u hurt my feelings bro"In 100 years more we will be a story.In 200 years an epic period.In 500 years a medieval tale.
In 1,000 years a relic. In 5,000 years archaeological remains. In 10,000 years an ancient mystery.
In 20,000 years a legend like Atlantis. We are nothing. Life is so short and death so long. "
I´m the SL/Doc Elliot Riggle
In 1,000 years a relic. In 5,000 years archaeological remains. In 10,000 years an ancient mystery.
In 20,000 years a legend like Atlantis. We are nothing. Life is so short and death so long. "
I´m the SL/Doc Elliot Riggle
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Re: Luiz 'Mises' Buarque, Corn lover
Where's me?! John Buckshot Rhodes, the man you boxed with until we got boarded
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.
I am John "Buckshot" Rhodes, the Tactical Snowflake Hunter
I am John "Buckshot" Rhodes, the Tactical Snowflake Hunter
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Re: Luiz 'Mises' Buarque, Corn lover
Corn is ALIVE
On May 17, 2016, a group of farmers dug up the diary of an ear of corn named Watson. Here are his entries.
Day 76:
They took Lawrence, dear god Lawrence... They ripped him off the stalk and smeared him in butter, just like Tyler and Jodie. They shipped him off to the popcorn factory...
I wonder what his wife will say.
Day 120: My brother says the VEGANS are protesting for more anti-meat bullshit. They want more of us to die. FUCKING HEATHENS.
Day 153: The ants are eating me from the inside out. They are popping out my kernels and taking them back to the nest. I feel them moving inside me. Julia says the pesticides will end our misery.
Day 300: Sweet Release. I can hear the planes flying over now. They are dropping the gas, it feels so good, sweet release-
Luiz"Mises"Buarque
Day 76:
They took Lawrence, dear god Lawrence... They ripped him off the stalk and smeared him in butter, just like Tyler and Jodie. They shipped him off to the popcorn factory...
I wonder what his wife will say.
Day 120: My brother says the VEGANS are protesting for more anti-meat bullshit. They want more of us to die. FUCKING HEATHENS.
Day 153: The ants are eating me from the inside out. They are popping out my kernels and taking them back to the nest. I feel them moving inside me. Julia says the pesticides will end our misery.
Day 300: Sweet Release. I can hear the planes flying over now. They are dropping the gas, it feels so good, sweet release-
Luiz"Mises"Buarque