National Grief Xur Day

Crab_Spider · Post by **Crab_Spider** » 09 Jan 2017, 08:06

Summary (a quick, 2-3 sentence summary): Make a day where it's perfectly acceptable to grief Xur "Ghost" Dergens wherever possible.

Benefits (How this will benefit the server and game as a whole): CM will finally rejoice in the name of Fewehor, the Great Wielder of the Banhammer, as the tyrant known as Xur Dergens has caused the suffering of many, including MP Officer John "Buckshot" Rhodes who was demoted for beating known shitler Noah Kirchner. This Injustice shall not stand any longer! We need a day where it's perfectly acceptable to kill this man (who possibly lives somewhere decent, like, Barbados. I don't know, "Xur" is a pretty strange name, even for a black guy...? Is he black? I seriously have no idea at this point.)

Details (Description of how you think this would work, the benefits, etc): REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE just make it perfectly acceptable to grief Xur or just otherwise anyone else. Like on GoonStation EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE also can I have the Byond key of Brett Kimple? EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Implementation (Optional, if you have an idea how to implement it):

Jaketeaking · Post by **Jaketeaking** » 09 Jan 2017, 08:16

+1 if we strap him to an altar and sacrifice him to xur'sie

Butterrobber202 · Post by **Butterrobber202** » 09 Jan 2017, 08:55

I'm cutting of his left ball

Xurphorus · Post by **Xurphorus** » 03 Apr 2017, 09:36

Bump cause this is kinda funny.

KeyWii · Post by **KeyWii** » 03 Apr 2017, 13:05

literally hitler

Crab_Spider · Post by **Crab_Spider** » 03 Apr 2017, 13:11

KeyWii wrote:literally hitler

That's Apop, this man is an African Warlord (ban me bitches! I was waiting for these jokes all month!)

Staton · Post by **Staton** » 03 Apr 2017, 15:01

+1
anyone who beats noah kirchner has my vote

NoahKirchner · Post by **NoahKirchner** » 03 Apr 2017, 15:03

someone linked me this thread in discord
was not disappointed
bump

Jay Burns · Post by **Jay Burns** » 03 Apr 2017, 16:04

If we have a national grief xur day, can we have a national grief Crab spider day? it only seems fair.

Crab_Spider · Post by **Crab_Spider** » 03 Apr 2017, 16:09

Jay Burns wrote:If we have a national grief xur day, can we have a national grief Crab spider day? it only seems fair.

Yes.

Post by **Feweh** » 04 Apr 2017, 12:32

I fuck with Xur almost everytime hes on.
Sometimes he has diseases that he doesnt even know about.

Sometimes he talks about wanting to shower with his male squadmates.

Sometimes he has genetics powers he doesnt even know about.

You never know.

Crab_Spider · Post by **Crab_Spider** » 04 Apr 2017, 12:33

Feweh wrote:I fuck with Xur almost everytime hes on.
Sometimes he has diseases that he doesnt even know about.

Sometimes he talks about wanting to shower with his male squadmates.

Sometimes he has genetics powers he doesnt even know about.

You never know.

Why exactly don't you do this to me when I MP? I need to have telekinesis and hulk powers too yknow.

UnknownMurder · Post by **UnknownMurder** » 04 Apr 2017, 13:24

Crab_Spider wrote:Why exactly don't you do this to me when I MP? I need to have telekinesis and hulk powers too yknow.

Favoritism.

Crab_Spider · Post by **Crab_Spider** » 04 Apr 2017, 13:27

UnknownMurder wrote:Favoritism.

Of course

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