Saul Freytia CO App

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Saul Freytia CO App

Post by Desolane900 » 06 Feb 2017, 16:51

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Player name you use the most: Saul Freytia

Make a list of links to all of your applications and (job)ban appeals, including whitelist and staff apps, within the last year. Also, provide "Ban reason; Verdict" beside each (job)ban link: Request too vague. Get out of here STALKER. Do you understand that any player - even donors or staff members - can have their whitelist status revoked should they break our Server Rules or Roleplay Guidelines? Yes

Why should you be whitelisted? I just felt like making this for shits and giggles seeing as how this is the most sorry, underwhelming, half assed whitelist I've seen on any forum out there. But at least you guys gave it an effort. To answer your question, I should be whitelisted because what CO could be worse than Balto or Xur?
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Re: Saul Freytia CO App

Post by Rob606 » 06 Feb 2017, 16:53

didn't even add a poll, -1
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Re: Saul Freytia CO App

Post by Boltersam » 06 Feb 2017, 17:27

Recently (Relatively), you took a step back and said sorry for being a shitter. I know you're competent, and you'll likely face this seriously to a point. +1.

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Re: Saul Freytia CO App

Post by Renomaki » 06 Feb 2017, 17:33

I doubt you'd ever even attempt to roll CO, so why bother making an app, let alone what could almost be considered a shitpost due to the lack of seriousness this app has?

Just saying that having you would be better than Xur or Balto isn't enough, you gotta show that I can have confidence in you if you happen to be my CO in a round. The whole point of this whitelist is as a screening process to keep newbies from having a position that requires a lot of maturity and understanding of the game.

So, the question is... If you happen to be a CO during a round, can you instill confidence that me and my fellow marines will be taken care of to a decent degree?
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Re: Saul Freytia CO App

Post by Desolane900 » 06 Feb 2017, 17:35

Boltersam wrote:Recently (Relatively), you took a step back and said sorry for being a shitter. I know you're competent, and you'll likely face this seriously to a point. +1.
I don't actually play command roles. I might actually give it a shot if this gets the green light but I doubt it with how not serious it is.
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Re: Saul Freytia CO App

Post by XenonDragneel » 07 Feb 2017, 10:17

Can he be the next Senior Meme? Next Headme? Can he be the next Vice Vice Host? Can he be the next Colonial Marine hero? Can he be the next Bill Carson? Can he be better than any active SL? Can he stop Balto from his commanding post? Can he make peace with Xenos? Can he be better than Xur? Can he make United State Colonial Marine into South Korea Colonial Marine? Can he give out marines good tactics? Can he not let the marines retreat and let them fight down there, forever? CAN HE BE BETTER THAN ANY COMMANDER? I THINK YES.....

AS A VICEVICEHOST(Kappa)..... I GIVE YOU A +1

Now I know your competent marines.. I never see you as a Commanding Officer or a Enlisted Officer... but I know people like you and that means they can follow your tactics and listen to your orders very well.. so fo' real... +1
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Re: Saul Freytia CO App

Post by Scrat505 » 07 Feb 2017, 10:27

Either the most obvious shitpost app or the weirdest legitimate one.

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Re: Saul Freytia CO App

Post by Jaketeaking » 07 Feb 2017, 13:52

no poll expiry date...
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Re: Saul Freytia CO App

Post by Youbar » 08 Feb 2017, 00:35

The poll was done incorrectly. According to Apophis, that's an automatic denial. That aside...
Desolane900 wrote:I just felt like making this for shits and giggles seeing as how this is the most sorry, underwhelming, half assed whitelist I've seen on any forum out there. But at least you guys gave it an effort. To answer your question, I should be whitelisted because what CO could be worse than Balto or Xur?
Why are people upvoting this application, when many others before him have had to actually put effort in to be accepted? He's blatantly insulting other players, and you're all giving him a 'yes'.
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Re: Saul Freytia CO App

Post by Feweh » 08 Feb 2017, 01:58

To no ones surprise, nothing has changed with you.
Consider this your last warning regarding your conduct in the forums.

Considering you also forgot the poll initially, this is also denied on a serious level.

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Re: Saul Freytia CO App

Post by Desolane900 » 08 Feb 2017, 03:19

Youbar wrote:The poll was done incorrectly. According to Apophis, that's an automatic denial. That aside...



Why are people upvoting this application, when many others before him have had to actually put effort in to be accepted? He's blatantly insulting other players, and you're all giving him a 'yes'.
As much as poking fun at people for being unable to play a job is, I mainly made this to poke fun at the inability to make a simple whitelist application. As you yourself quoted me saying, this whitelist is sad to look at.
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