Jack Knight´s Dossier,Straight From the Archives of "Unrelenting Rage"
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Jack Knight´s Dossier,Straight From the Archives of "Unrelenting Rage"
FULL NAME: Jack(son) Knight
NICKNAME(S): That one Angry Guy/Prime Fucknugget/That Asshole/Angry Guy/Jackie/Jackyus Angryus/Angry Screamer/Others
AGE: 40
Years of Service:36(Family Training)22(Actual enlisting)
Notable Conflicts:Mime-Clown Wars,Spacenam,The Delanov Incident,The Mars Uprising,and Others
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The Delanov Incident Named after Late Seargent Johnson Delanov,The First Marine Casualty,Main Squad sent to Investigate Research Station XF-29"Web of Fate". Main Scans and Primary landing Showed nothing Apart from Remains of the Former research Staff and Spent Bullet casings and weapons,Confirmed as the Security Staff´s,5 Minutes In,Seargent Delanov´s Lifesigns Dropped Before the same happened to his Squad in Maintenance,No Remains Found apart from the Seargents Hat. Primary Group Separated into Multiple Firesteams,Fireteam 1,Consisting of PrivateFirst Class Stevens,Seargent Sig,Radio Operator Steel and Corporal Knight Twenty(20)Minutes After Initial Fireteam Assembly and role assignement Fireteam 1 Encountered the Threat,Giant Spiders,Possibly Mutated in the Labs had Taken over the research outpost making it a Giant Hive(?) Most of the Corpses of Marines were there Cocooned along with other items,Fireteam 1 relayed the information,Private Stevens Was taken by surprise by Some sort of "Guardian" with Corporal Knight Getting his Hand Bitten off by More spiders,Fireteam 1 was down to three Marines,Due to the Toxins in the spiders Bite Corporal Knight had to saw his arm off to stop his Death. Spider Hive burned with Flamethrowers and Bombs,Research Station Was blown via Engine overload for good measure.
BIRTH DATE: 20th March
GENDER: Male(WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE TO YOU FUCKNUGGET?!)
POSITION: Morale Officer(Commissar)Squad Leader,Heavy Weapons specialist,Engineer,Angry Asshole,Ghetto Medic
NOTABLE TRAITS: He has the anger with the Power of a thousand, Raging,Running,Pissed Off,Rampaging Rhinos ,Will Charge his enemies in melee combat screaming "FOR THE EMPEROR" and Other things
PERSONA: Hes that one guy you dont want to get on the bad side..even if you are on his good side he will still scream,Does not Tolerate Cowards or Failures
HISTORY: Born in Orbit of Earth.Jackson Knight was Born to Military Officers,experiencing the harsh Regimes early,At the age of 18 he Joined the Marines going through Various battles later,such as the Clown-Mime Wars,Spacenam,The Delanov Incident and more,Going as far as losing his arm...and more.(Note,all rumors of Jack Being a Kind old man that wore sweaters until the rage overcame him and he Turned into this have been disproved)
RELATIONS: Does Worshipping the emperor and Liking Guns Fill this?...That and His Fellow Angry Marines/Fucknuggets/Marines
SEXUALITY: Straight as Hell
LOVE INTEREST: NO ONE SHALL TIE HIM DOWN!
BASIC APPEARANCE:Just Think...Adam Jensen...But older...And With a Scar over his right eye...and only one Prosthetic Limb
Voice:General Serrano/Sarrano( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYusyxAqEGs )/Edward Page( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTjMfP7bbEg ) I just find both voices perfect
DISLIKES:Heresy,Heretics,Xenos Scum,Traitors,Spiders,Clowns,Alien Lovers
FEARS:Spiders...*Shiver*
LIKES:Screaming,Shooting Xenos,Killing,Smoking,Working.
STRENGTHS:Anger,Morale management,Unrelenting Fury,So much rage...that he charges his enemies with knives when possible
NICKNAME(S): That one Angry Guy/Prime Fucknugget/That Asshole/Angry Guy/Jackie/Jackyus Angryus/Angry Screamer/Others
AGE: 40
Years of Service:36(Family Training)22(Actual enlisting)
Notable Conflicts:Mime-Clown Wars,Spacenam,The Delanov Incident,The Mars Uprising,and Others
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The Delanov Incident Named after Late Seargent Johnson Delanov,The First Marine Casualty,Main Squad sent to Investigate Research Station XF-29"Web of Fate". Main Scans and Primary landing Showed nothing Apart from Remains of the Former research Staff and Spent Bullet casings and weapons,Confirmed as the Security Staff´s,5 Minutes In,Seargent Delanov´s Lifesigns Dropped Before the same happened to his Squad in Maintenance,No Remains Found apart from the Seargents Hat. Primary Group Separated into Multiple Firesteams,Fireteam 1,Consisting of PrivateFirst Class Stevens,Seargent Sig,Radio Operator Steel and Corporal Knight Twenty(20)Minutes After Initial Fireteam Assembly and role assignement Fireteam 1 Encountered the Threat,Giant Spiders,Possibly Mutated in the Labs had Taken over the research outpost making it a Giant Hive(?) Most of the Corpses of Marines were there Cocooned along with other items,Fireteam 1 relayed the information,Private Stevens Was taken by surprise by Some sort of "Guardian" with Corporal Knight Getting his Hand Bitten off by More spiders,Fireteam 1 was down to three Marines,Due to the Toxins in the spiders Bite Corporal Knight had to saw his arm off to stop his Death. Spider Hive burned with Flamethrowers and Bombs,Research Station Was blown via Engine overload for good measure.
BIRTH DATE: 20th March
GENDER: Male(WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE TO YOU FUCKNUGGET?!)
POSITION: Morale Officer(Commissar)Squad Leader,Heavy Weapons specialist,Engineer,Angry Asshole,Ghetto Medic
NOTABLE TRAITS: He has the anger with the Power of a thousand, Raging,Running,Pissed Off,Rampaging Rhinos ,Will Charge his enemies in melee combat screaming "FOR THE EMPEROR" and Other things
PERSONA: Hes that one guy you dont want to get on the bad side..even if you are on his good side he will still scream,Does not Tolerate Cowards or Failures
HISTORY: Born in Orbit of Earth.Jackson Knight was Born to Military Officers,experiencing the harsh Regimes early,At the age of 18 he Joined the Marines going through Various battles later,such as the Clown-Mime Wars,Spacenam,The Delanov Incident and more,Going as far as losing his arm...and more.(Note,all rumors of Jack Being a Kind old man that wore sweaters until the rage overcame him and he Turned into this have been disproved)
RELATIONS: Does Worshipping the emperor and Liking Guns Fill this?...That and His Fellow Angry Marines/Fucknuggets/Marines
SEXUALITY: Straight as Hell
LOVE INTEREST: NO ONE SHALL TIE HIM DOWN!
BASIC APPEARANCE:Just Think...Adam Jensen...But older...And With a Scar over his right eye...and only one Prosthetic Limb
Voice:General Serrano/Sarrano( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYusyxAqEGs )/Edward Page( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTjMfP7bbEg ) I just find both voices perfect
DISLIKES:Heresy,Heretics,Xenos Scum,Traitors,Spiders,Clowns,Alien Lovers
FEARS:Spiders...*Shiver*
LIKES:Screaming,Shooting Xenos,Killing,Smoking,Working.
STRENGTHS:Anger,Morale management,Unrelenting Fury,So much rage...that he charges his enemies with knives when possible
I am Crornel Jrones, grorious admin of Coronial Mahreens. U ar arr nast Trorr and will be ding dong bannu. U critizize Xenos? Ding dong Bannu. U no rike grorious adminnu? Ding dong Bannu. U comrpain about Marine nerfs? Dingdong bannu. U comprain about grorrious adminnu? O yoo betta bereev dat's a bannu. It has come to my Grorrious attention dat nasty trorr has been imidatingu me on serveru, dis is a shamfrul dispray and unacceptaboo so dey ding dong bannu. End of Rine -----------------Rine ends here.'
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RE: Jack Knight´s Dossier,Straight From the Archives of "Unrelenting Rage"
How the hell did you manage to spell ghetto wrong?
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RE: Jack Knight´s Dossier,Straight From the Archives of "Unrelenting Rage"
I can only say..its not a Word i use Alot.....Meh fixing it
I am Crornel Jrones, grorious admin of Coronial Mahreens. U ar arr nast Trorr and will be ding dong bannu. U critizize Xenos? Ding dong Bannu. U no rike grorious adminnu? Ding dong Bannu. U comrpain about Marine nerfs? Dingdong bannu. U comprain about grorrious adminnu? O yoo betta bereev dat's a bannu. It has come to my Grorrious attention dat nasty trorr has been imidatingu me on serveru, dis is a shamfrul dispray and unacceptaboo so dey ding dong bannu. End of Rine -----------------Rine ends here.'
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RE: Jack Knight´s Dossier,Straight From the Archives of "Unrelenting Rage"
You should nickname yourself "Charge".
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RE: Jack Knight´s Dossier,Straight From the Archives of "Unrelenting Rage"
Might want to proof-read this over for heresy.
NOTABLE TRAITS: He has the anger with the Power of a Thousand Suns,Will Charge his enemies in melee combat screaming "FOR THE EMPEROR" and Other things
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RE: Jack Knight´s Dossier,Straight From the Archives of "Unrelenting Rage"
I see what you did there...I MUST FIND SOMETHING ANGRIER!
I am Crornel Jrones, grorious admin of Coronial Mahreens. U ar arr nast Trorr and will be ding dong bannu. U critizize Xenos? Ding dong Bannu. U no rike grorious adminnu? Ding dong Bannu. U comrpain about Marine nerfs? Dingdong bannu. U comprain about grorrious adminnu? O yoo betta bereev dat's a bannu. It has come to my Grorrious attention dat nasty trorr has been imidatingu me on serveru, dis is a shamfrul dispray and unacceptaboo so dey ding dong bannu. End of Rine -----------------Rine ends here.'
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RE: Jack Knight´s Dossier,Straight From the Archives of "Unrelenting Rage"
Hey, Jones, you should narrate the story of my mutiny. xD
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RE: Jack Knight´s Dossier,Straight From the Archives of "Unrelenting Rage"
One day..I shall narrate it...And it shall be turned into a book
I am Crornel Jrones, grorious admin of Coronial Mahreens. U ar arr nast Trorr and will be ding dong bannu. U critizize Xenos? Ding dong Bannu. U no rike grorious adminnu? Ding dong Bannu. U comrpain about Marine nerfs? Dingdong bannu. U comprain about grorrious adminnu? O yoo betta bereev dat's a bannu. It has come to my Grorrious attention dat nasty trorr has been imidatingu me on serveru, dis is a shamfrul dispray and unacceptaboo so dey ding dong bannu. End of Rine -----------------Rine ends here.'
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RE: Jack Knight´s Dossier,Straight From the Archives of "Unrelenting Rage"
I'd buy that.coroneljones wrote: One day..I shall narrate it...And it shall be turned into a book
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RE: Jack Knight´s Dossier,Straight From the Archives of "Unrelenting Rage"
So..gonna update this when i get back,until then..i need some slight help with one important thing..
The voice of Jack knight..so i have a few candidates,mostly games
-Good old Adam Jensen(deus ex)
-Edward Page(Modern Combat 4..for some reason Im leaning more towards him..feels jack like)
-Everett Saunders(also Modern combat 4 and 5)
So..couldnt find their strict quotes,but a simple youtube or such search can help,you can also put suggestions for Jacks voice..
So for those that vote or put suggestions,mostly thanking you
Those that dont...dont care
The voice of Jack knight..so i have a few candidates,mostly games
-Good old Adam Jensen(deus ex)
-Edward Page(Modern Combat 4..for some reason Im leaning more towards him..feels jack like)
-Everett Saunders(also Modern combat 4 and 5)
So..couldnt find their strict quotes,but a simple youtube or such search can help,you can also put suggestions for Jacks voice..
So for those that vote or put suggestions,mostly thanking you
Those that dont...dont care
I am Crornel Jrones, grorious admin of Coronial Mahreens. U ar arr nast Trorr and will be ding dong bannu. U critizize Xenos? Ding dong Bannu. U no rike grorious adminnu? Ding dong Bannu. U comrpain about Marine nerfs? Dingdong bannu. U comprain about grorrious adminnu? O yoo betta bereev dat's a bannu. It has come to my Grorrious attention dat nasty trorr has been imidatingu me on serveru, dis is a shamfrul dispray and unacceptaboo so dey ding dong bannu. End of Rine -----------------Rine ends here.'
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RE: Jack Knight´s Dossier,Straight From the Archives of "Unrelenting Rage"
Once upon a time on CM, there was a xenomorph hive, a company of pansymarines and a HIT.
They were having tea and discussing pleasant things. Everything was cal-
>Jack Knight walks in
Jack Knight:
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF....
*5 minutes later*
They were having tea and discussing pleasant things. Everything was cal-
>Jack Knight walks in
Jack Knight:
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF....
*5 minutes later*
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RE: Jack Knight´s Dossier,Straight From the Archives of "Unrelenting Rage"
So..wooki and UM voted for suggest a voice...didnt suggest
Wot
Wot
I am Crornel Jrones, grorious admin of Coronial Mahreens. U ar arr nast Trorr and will be ding dong bannu. U critizize Xenos? Ding dong Bannu. U no rike grorious adminnu? Ding dong Bannu. U comrpain about Marine nerfs? Dingdong bannu. U comprain about grorrious adminnu? O yoo betta bereev dat's a bannu. It has come to my Grorrious attention dat nasty trorr has been imidatingu me on serveru, dis is a shamfrul dispray and unacceptaboo so dey ding dong bannu. End of Rine -----------------Rine ends here.'
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RE: Jack Knight´s Dossier,Straight From the Archives of "Unrelenting Rage"
Serrano from bulletstorm, clearly. Bonus points for excessive profanity!
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RE: Jack Knight´s Dossier,Straight From the Archives of "Unrelenting Rage"
Excessive profanity you say?
Looks like we have a candidate,let me update the poll
Allowing multi choices
Looks like we have a candidate,let me update the poll
Allowing multi choices
I am Crornel Jrones, grorious admin of Coronial Mahreens. U ar arr nast Trorr and will be ding dong bannu. U critizize Xenos? Ding dong Bannu. U no rike grorious adminnu? Ding dong Bannu. U comrpain about Marine nerfs? Dingdong bannu. U comprain about grorrious adminnu? O yoo betta bereev dat's a bannu. It has come to my Grorrious attention dat nasty trorr has been imidatingu me on serveru, dis is a shamfrul dispray and unacceptaboo so dey ding dong bannu. End of Rine -----------------Rine ends here.'
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RE: Jack Knight´s Dossier,Straight From the Archives of "Unrelenting Rage"
Oh yeah forgot to actually suggest something... hang on..
[video=youtube]https://youtu.be/AOB26XGLWb8?t=125[/video]
Either of the voices fit
(If the video doesn't work just click this https://youtu.be/AOB26XGLWb8?t=125 )
[video=youtube]https://youtu.be/AOB26XGLWb8?t=125[/video]
Either of the voices fit
(If the video doesn't work just click this https://youtu.be/AOB26XGLWb8?t=125 )
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RE: Jack Knight´s Dossier,Straight From the Archives of "Unrelenting Rage"
Poll closed,Profile updated thank you for the votes
I am Crornel Jrones, grorious admin of Coronial Mahreens. U ar arr nast Trorr and will be ding dong bannu. U critizize Xenos? Ding dong Bannu. U no rike grorious adminnu? Ding dong Bannu. U comrpain about Marine nerfs? Dingdong bannu. U comprain about grorrious adminnu? O yoo betta bereev dat's a bannu. It has come to my Grorrious attention dat nasty trorr has been imidatingu me on serveru, dis is a shamfrul dispray and unacceptaboo so dey ding dong bannu. End of Rine -----------------Rine ends here.'
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Re: Jack Knight´s Dossier,Straight From the Archives of "Unrelenting Rage"
[2018 update- dear god this was so bad]
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I am Crornel Jrones, grorious admin of Coronial Mahreens. U ar arr nast Trorr and will be ding dong bannu. U critizize Xenos? Ding dong Bannu. U no rike grorious adminnu? Ding dong Bannu. U comrpain about Marine nerfs? Dingdong bannu. U comprain about grorrious adminnu? O yoo betta bereev dat's a bannu. It has come to my Grorrious attention dat nasty trorr has been imidatingu me on serveru, dis is a shamfrul dispray and unacceptaboo so dey ding dong bannu. End of Rine -----------------Rine ends here.'
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Re: Jack Knight´s Dossier,Straight From the Archives of "Unrelenting Rage"
I somehow managed to make the exact same character as you, name and personality and all, without even knowing you existed. Yes, I'm going to be getting a name change, but sorry for impersonating you last night. It was a total coincidence, I swear! Lol.
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Re: Jack Knight´s Dossier,Straight From the Archives of "Unrelenting Rage"
..there can only be one.
I CHALLENGE YOU TO A JACK OFF! FISTS AND KNIVES ONLY!
I CHALLENGE YOU TO A JACK OFF! FISTS AND KNIVES ONLY!
I am Crornel Jrones, grorious admin of Coronial Mahreens. U ar arr nast Trorr and will be ding dong bannu. U critizize Xenos? Ding dong Bannu. U no rike grorious adminnu? Ding dong Bannu. U comrpain about Marine nerfs? Dingdong bannu. U comprain about grorrious adminnu? O yoo betta bereev dat's a bannu. It has come to my Grorrious attention dat nasty trorr has been imidatingu me on serveru, dis is a shamfrul dispray and unacceptaboo so dey ding dong bannu. End of Rine -----------------Rine ends here.'
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Re: Jack Knight´s Dossier,Straight From the Archives of "Unrelenting Rage"
Jack Knight is really just a little cute scared puppy
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Re: Jack Knight´s Dossier,Straight From the Archives of "Unrelenting Rage"
Indeed, although I never met night, he is most likely opposite of Knightghostdex wrote:Jack Night is really just a little cute scared puppy
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Re: Jack Knight´s Dossier,Straight From the Archives of "Unrelenting Rage"
True .... very true....but how do you know Jack Night?MrJJJ wrote: Indeed, although I never met night, he is most likely opposite of Knight
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Re: Jack Knight´s Dossier,Straight From the Archives of "Unrelenting Rage"
You know for the dirty minded and childish people they might take the first bit in the wrong context so choose your words before saying them jones...coroneljones wrote:..there can only be one.
I CHALLENGE YOU TO A JACK OFF! FISTS AND KNIVES ONLY!
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Re: Jack Knight´s Dossier,Straight From the Archives of "Unrelenting Rage"
……*suicide*
Remind me why have i not butchered jack corpse yet along with a queen corpse?
Remind me why have i not butchered jack corpse yet along with a queen corpse?
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Re: Jack Knight´s Dossier,Straight From the Archives of "Unrelenting Rage"
Err what spelling mistake? I see none in my previous post