Private Pyle! Why are you butchering this corpse?!

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Private Pyle! Why are you butchering this corpse?!

Post by Crab_Spider » 07 Mar 2017, 17:53

Summary (a quick, 2-3 sentence summary): Add "Desecration of Corpses" into Marine Law

Benefits (How this will benefit the server and game as a whole): Preserves RP, deals with an OOC issue in an IC manner via the MPs, and it literally prevents further salt in the wound Marines create when they go a step further and butcher corpses of people they've killed like the Iron Bears for little to no reason other than to generate salt. Combat logs are also able to be reduced therefore making staff investigations easier to conduct.

Details (Description of how you think this would work, the benefits, etc): Simply put, make it an offense to Marine Law to desecrate a body which is punishable by a 45 minute (minimum) to permanent sentence (maximum). This excludes xeno corpses, which are free game, humans on the other hand, nope.

Implementation (Optional, if you have an idea how to implement it): Simple changes to the Marine Law change on the wiki
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Re: Private Pyle! Why are you butchering this corpse?!

Post by Halocatlea » 07 Mar 2017, 17:55

But that would fall under destruction of government property silly.
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Re: Private Pyle! Why are you butchering this corpse?!

Post by Dirty Old Harry » 07 Mar 2017, 17:56

Sorry but since when do the Marines follow the law? Geneva convention bullcrap flew out the window when 10mm explosive tipped bullets were introduced. Also if someone is going around cutting up bodies then it is a pretty shit thing to do and you'll likely get admin attention for doing it.
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Re: Private Pyle! Why are you butchering this corpse?!

Post by apophis775 » 07 Mar 2017, 18:05

I dunno. I could say human bodies, but probably not alien monsters.
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Re: Private Pyle! Why are you butchering this corpse?!

Post by Crab_Spider » 07 Mar 2017, 18:07

apophis775 wrote:I dunno. I could say human bodies, but probably not alien monsters.
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Post by Enceri » 08 Mar 2017, 02:24

honestly sounds like a great idea. +1

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Post by Snypehunter007 » 11 Mar 2017, 20:21

Why not? Seems legitimate to me and I think it is a very valid thing, especially in regards to marine v. marine interactions.

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Post by TheMaskedMan2 » 12 Mar 2017, 01:33

I'm tired of having my chat filled with fifty red lines of beating a dead iron bear. +1
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Post by coroneljones » 12 Mar 2017, 06:30

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Re: Private Pyle! Why are you butchering this corpse?!

Post by Tristan63 » 12 Mar 2017, 12:07

does this include looting corpses?

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Post by Crab_Spider » 12 Mar 2017, 12:18

Tristan63 wrote:does this include looting corpses?
... yes.
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Re: Private Pyle! Why are you butchering this corpse?!

Post by Dirty Old Harry » 12 Mar 2017, 12:52

Looting could be argued over though, stripping a marine of ammo is fine and maybe so is taking his armour if you don't have any yourself.
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Re: Private Pyle! Why are you butchering this corpse?!

Post by Crab_Spider » 20 Mar 2017, 07:57

Dirty Old Harry wrote:Looting could be argued over though, stripping a marine of ammo is fine and maybe so is taking his armour if you don't have any yourself.
Looting is okay, so long as you put the body in the morgue on a tray.
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Re: Private Pyle! Why are you butchering this corpse?!

Post by Karmac » 20 Mar 2017, 08:13

Quick question, is it considered desecrating the corpse if I'm arresting it?
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Post by Crab_Spider » 20 Mar 2017, 08:14

Carmac wrote:Quick question, is it considered desecrating the corpse if I'm arresting it?
No. Why are you arresting a corpse? What implications are you making here?
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Re: Private Pyle! Why are you butchering this corpse?!

Post by Karmac » 20 Mar 2017, 08:15

In my perfect world, suicide is a 30 minute briggable offense, whether you're brought back to life or not.
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