Because we all like to see our favorite or more invested characters fight to a stand still or to the death, I have taken it upon myself (out of sheer boredom and loneliness) to make a thread thats based entirely on what 2 fictional characters from separate or even the same fictional universes would win in a battle. The way these go are simple:
Circumstances: (if any)
R1:X- explanation
R2:Y- explanation
R3:Z- explanation
Final virdict: --/10
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Death Battle Thread: Who Would Win?
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Death Battle Thread: Who Would Win?
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.
I am John "Buckshot" Rhodes, the Tactical Snowflake Hunter
I am John "Buckshot" Rhodes, the Tactical Snowflake Hunter
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Re: Death Battle Thread: Who Would Win?
John Rhodes vs John Rhodes.
Round 1: Who
Round 2: Who
Round 3: Who
Round 1: Who
Round 2: Who
Round 3: Who
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Re: Death Battle Thread: Who Would Win?
R1: Buckshot. I've been around long enough to establish why I have that nickname.Skycave1 wrote:John Rhodes vs John Rhodes.
Round 1: Who
Round 2: Who
Round 3: Who
R2: John Rhodes (NoahKirchner). He knows how to get a good meme going and exactly how to make my name more metatarget worthy.
R3: Jim "Twitch" Sanders. He outclasses both Rhodes in terms of sheer loneliness and desperation, coupled with his failed sex life or lack thereof, he'll obviously make it to the end of the movie. But that's not all, Jim's ties with Xur "Ghost" Dergens is what fuels him to find a woman, although this is nigh-impossible with those mossy teeth.
Final Verdict: Jim "Twitch" Sanders, 10/10 with his woobie factor
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.
I am John "Buckshot" Rhodes, the Tactical Snowflake Hunter
I am John "Buckshot" Rhodes, the Tactical Snowflake Hunter
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Re: Death Battle Thread: Who Would Win?
1 standard baldie vs 1 newbie runner
Probably dead in some remote corner of the map
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Mikhail 'Mik' Dmitri
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http://www.colonial-marines.com/viewtop ... 91&t=15058 My sexy dossier
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Re: Death Battle Thread: Who Would Win?
Both die. The baldie accidently shoots himself in the mouth and the runner sprints into turretfire.Nyeshivuu wrote:1 standard baldie vs 1 newbie runner
unga dunga me want peridaxon.
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Re: Death Battle Thread: Who Would Win?
Xenos vs The X-Men
Round 1: No Wolverine, whoever the xenos "kill" becomes a xeno version of themselves.
Round 1: No Wolverine, whoever the xenos "kill" becomes a xeno version of themselves.
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.
I am John "Buckshot" Rhodes, the Tactical Snowflake Hunter
I am John "Buckshot" Rhodes, the Tactical Snowflake Hunter
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Re: Death Battle Thread: Who Would Win?
Bill Carson V. Squad of Mutineers
Circumstances - Carson
- 99-round Pulse Rifle
- 4 extra mags
- Two emergency Medkits
- Armed with Carson shenanigans
Circumstances - Mutineers
- 8 Men (Six Standards, One Medic, One Engineer)
- Armed with standard Marine-issue weaponry
- All men are slightly injured from a Carson danger-close Orbital Strike
- All very upset
---Setting---
Sulaco Bridge, light fortification. Carson knew they were coming.
Final Verdict?
Circumstances - Carson
- 99-round Pulse Rifle
- 4 extra mags
- Two emergency Medkits
- Armed with Carson shenanigans
Circumstances - Mutineers
- 8 Men (Six Standards, One Medic, One Engineer)
- Armed with standard Marine-issue weaponry
- All men are slightly injured from a Carson danger-close Orbital Strike
- All very upset
---Setting---
Sulaco Bridge, light fortification. Carson knew they were coming.
Final Verdict?
Kane "Saint" Romano - Laid back kid just trying to see the galaxy. Reveres the dead, and takes it upon himself to record all the actions and deaths of the Battalion to pass on.
Dossier ---> viewtopic.php?f=91&t=16104
Dossier ---> viewtopic.php?f=91&t=16104
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Re: Death Battle Thread: Who Would Win?
Didnt follow format, i am a weenie.
Gaze upon me,
for I have wandered deep into the ancient tombs of knowledge to which lie madness and sorrow, cleansing a path for all those who walk behind me...
...
But seriously, does uh, anyone know the way out?!
~Furthermore, I consider that Floodlights should no longer be destroyed.~
for I have wandered deep into the ancient tombs of knowledge to which lie madness and sorrow, cleansing a path for all those who walk behind me...
...
But seriously, does uh, anyone know the way out?!
~Furthermore, I consider that Floodlights should no longer be destroyed.~
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Re: Death Battle Thread: Who Would Win?
Runner: I love mine. * booooooom*
Simon "ATOM" Sanford: "Use your brain and be a tactical man with your good aim for rifle"
I love my "SADAR".
I love my M56B without BC.
I love M41A with QF.
Be happy. Be marine.
Atole Bhu'ja
Son'ka Atoj'e
I love my "SADAR".
I love my M56B without BC.
I love M41A with QF.
Be happy. Be marine.
Atole Bhu'ja
Son'ka Atoj'e