Staff Report - Kavlo

[Snypehunter007]

Your Byond Key: Snypehunter007

Your Character Name: Cameron 'Sugar' Hyers (main)

Their Byond key: kavlo

Approximate time and date of the incident (Central Us Time for best results): A few months ago?

Which Admin Protocols (viewtopic.php?f=57&t=5647) were broken: Extreme IC incompetence or something like that.

Description of the incident:
Kavlo's character Lochlann Healy, or whatever, sent incriminating evidence to the USCM as the Corporate Liason by accident.

After doing so, he also failed to robust his way out of the situation when he was cornered because he forgot to load ammunition into his gun.

Evidence (screenshots, logs, etc): My hardrive killed itself between then and now, log diving would suffice. There were multiple witnesses too, including staff.

How you would punish the accused: Jobban from CL and a beating from Jerkface to knock some robustness into him, as well as a beating from Slc97 for failing to show Moderators in a good light.

[Xenosandbox]

I hope this is a meme post.

[KeyWii]

Literally Hitler

[Karmac]

Sugar Daddy

[Dapper Stache]

I love this suggestion! Bringing back corroders in this fashion would add so much to the gameplay and the established feel of xenos being unbeatable monsters. +1

[Kerek]

I hope this is a meme post.

its not

[Kavlo]

That happened like 4ish months ago and I haven't played CL since.
Edit: I didn't forget to load my gun I just didn't wanna fight them and instead wanted to go peacefully.

Here is the full story to those curious.

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So I was playing CL pretty often at the time since it's an enjoyable role at least in my perspective, at the time my thing to do as CL was to grab ambrosia seeds (drug seeds) and grow ambrosia in my back room, go to research and make space drugs which to then sell to the marines for cash money. It's about 20 minutes into the round and USCM High Command says they're sending in an officer of their to investigate something special. Previously in a different round I had grown drugs Apop sent a DEA agent after me (but he never figured it out) so I assumed it was to do with my drug ring. As I'm in the middle of hiding my stuff the Officer walks into my back room. He asks what the hell I'm doing and what all this stuff is and I just play real dumb for example he'd ask what the purpose of a box was for and I'd ask what a box is. Eventually he said he'd have his eye on me and left me alone. So I then hid and or destroyed all my evidence. Later on he brought me to the brig and questioned me on some group called like PDG or something like that. I said I hated em and wanted nothing to do with them, keep in mind I actually didn't know what the fuck he was talking about. So I was let go and again went back to making drugs but was really careful about it. Later on while I was minding my own business doing stuff on the Sulaco he said he needed to use my fax machine to message USCM High Command since he couldn't use the CO's, I said sure and left to do my stuff and didn't think much of it. Now this is the part I can't exactly remember, for some reason they wanted me arrested and brigged until the mission ended not for the drugs but I believe they thought I was with the group he was investigating. So I go back to my office and notice that the officer left his fax paper in my office after he sent the message and it had his signature on it, so I made a fax to Weyland talking about my drug ring, Command incompetence, this officer and the group and my plan to send both the fax I was writing and the officer's fax so that they could take the signature off of it and put it on a USCM pardon for me. So I wrote it out, sent it off in my fax machine and waited. HOWEVER. I forgot to change it off of USCM High Command from earlier when the officer had used it. Meanwhile at the time I'm in discord with Apop and he's laughing at me, none of the other staff online had a clue what had just happened. So Apop makes a USCM High Command announcement pointing out of mistake and all of a sudden I got 4 MPs and the Officer outside my office, I burned the faxes, went into MOTHER's room and sat there wanting to go out non-violently but wanted to turn off MOTHER first, they rushed in and arrested me I didn't try to fight back. Apop was nice and said that I had scuttled MOTHER and all of the lights on the Sulaco popped. I was put into the brig and sat there until the xenos boarded where I was let out of my cell, grabbed my stuff, a auto shotgun, jumped onto a nearby table blew out the window and said "See ya later suckers!" and ran outside towards the bridge. It was then that a Ravager charged me and 1 hit decap'd me, and so ends my tale of how I dun goof'd and never played CL ever again in shame.

[Sleepy Retard]

That happened like 4ish months ago and I haven't played CL since.
Edit: I didn't forget to load my gun I just didn't wanna fight them and instead wanted to go peacefully.

Here is the full story to those curious.

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ur gay pwnd

that is amazing, you beautiful beautiful person.

[Helgraf]

This is a completely ridiculous suggestion.

Asking this to be locked.