Short funny story

[WD-Andrew]

-I'm a medic
-Putting a soldier that can't move in wheelchair
-Xenos break in Medbay
-Leave guy in wheelchair to die
-Eventually I get caught
-I'm able to free myself from the nest
-Young spitter sees me
-I get into a fucking fist fight with the alien actually lasting a good amount of time

[xeno366]

tbh this is not funny

few days back i killed a boiler and a drone with my knife both of them had full health

[Crab_Spider]

tbh this is not funny

few days back i killed a boiler and a drone with my knife both of them had full health

Boilers are shit at killing shit. That drone had no excuse dying in that manner, he hath brought shame to my kind.

[TheMaskedMan2]

Honestly a drone with frenzy should be able to easily solo most marines, especially in melee. As for boiler, those things are the opposite of melee.

[Crab_Spider]

Honestly a drone with frenzy should be able to easily solo most marines, especially in melee. As for boiler, those things are the opposite of melee.

They're not suitable for range either. They're worthless

[Renomaki]

tbh this is not funny

few days back i killed a boiler and a drone with my knife both of them had full health

Piff, that is nothin, me and an engineer once managed to kill a queen with our knives during a last stand at Nexus. There were only about 4 of us when it happened and a swarm of xenos approaching. Naturally, it was a very memorable moment for this weenie.

[Simo94]

what the fuck this is clickbait

[WD-Andrew]

I just posted a story I thought was funny and we come to this: People discussing about who did the most epic things. Man, just chill.