Step 1. Find a M37 and load it with buckshot.
Step 2. Find your surgery patient and place the barrel of the M37 against their spine.
Step 3. Pull the trigger. (This "Cleanses" the patients internal organs.)
Step 4. Apply trama and exactly two quickclot injectors to the forehead.
Step 5. Boast on the forums about being the best CMO/Doctor/Medic to ever grace the server.
Guide to Surgery.
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Dirty Old Harry
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Guide to Surgery.
The MAN, The MYTH, The LEGEND, https://youtu.be/1kXU14hkuSI.
That one old man that USED to run around as Engineer building retarded table forts and developing relationships on a questionable level with sentry turrets. Now I run around as someone equally stupid, doing equally stupid shit as a Medic. Oh and Pookie, that's also me.
http://prntscr.com/grdigl I totally succeeded in that btw, it was a badass kick-flip.
That one old man that USED to run around as Engineer building retarded table forts and developing relationships on a questionable level with sentry turrets. Now I run around as someone equally stupid, doing equally stupid shit as a Medic. Oh and Pookie, that's also me.
http://prntscr.com/grdigl I totally succeeded in that btw, it was a badass kick-flip.
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Jaketeaking
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Re: Guide to Surgery.
please, you didnt include the bit about cutting the patients head off to fix brain damage/broken skull
The man known as James 'patch' Alfonse. also gets called hotdog and "lemon.
"Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do, and they will surprise you with their ingenuity" - General George S Patton
WO first ever round -- only doctor.
WOv2 - First ever CO to survive more than 30 minutes, thanks to the help of bravo, charlie, delta, and flex the madman who killed at least 30 using an MG turret and an epic bombardment
https://snag.gy/I60qtG.jpg -- an average CM round for me
"Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do, and they will surprise you with their ingenuity" - General George S Patton
WO first ever round -- only doctor.
WOv2 - First ever CO to survive more than 30 minutes, thanks to the help of bravo, charlie, delta, and flex the madman who killed at least 30 using an MG turret and an epic bombardment
https://snag.gy/I60qtG.jpg -- an average CM round for me
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Dirty Old Harry
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Re: Guide to Surgery.
It's CM. We all have brain damage.Jaketeaking wrote:please, you didnt include the bit about cutting the patients head off to fix brain damage/broken skull
The MAN, The MYTH, The LEGEND, https://youtu.be/1kXU14hkuSI.
That one old man that USED to run around as Engineer building retarded table forts and developing relationships on a questionable level with sentry turrets. Now I run around as someone equally stupid, doing equally stupid shit as a Medic. Oh and Pookie, that's also me.
http://prntscr.com/grdigl I totally succeeded in that btw, it was a badass kick-flip.
That one old man that USED to run around as Engineer building retarded table forts and developing relationships on a questionable level with sentry turrets. Now I run around as someone equally stupid, doing equally stupid shit as a Medic. Oh and Pookie, that's also me.
http://prntscr.com/grdigl I totally succeeded in that btw, it was a badass kick-flip.