Alisa W. Reis

[nerocavalier]

Name: Alisa Wendell Reis

Birthday: 04/19/2126.

Appearance: A moderately tall young woman with light hair and dark eyes.

Persona: Quiet.

Position: Squad Medic.

Interview log

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What song is it that you whistle?

"Danny Boy."

That's a bit morbid.

"It is vat it is as is our profession."

What made you decide to join the corps?

"I failed medical school und had no ozer options."

Do you enjoy being on the Sulaco?

"It's home now, for better or vorse."

Alright, Corporal, I don't want this to take any longer than it has to. I'm going to say a name and you say the first thing that comes to mind. Let's start now.

Barclay, Domnall
"Underneath zat rough, cold exterior is a man zat vould not back down from helping his fellow marines. Or at least I hope so."
Interviewer's note: She's horribly, terribly, and completely wrong.

Caudill, Anne
"I like her, she's a good person all around, zough she drinks a lot of coffee. Too much, perhaps."
Interviewer's note: With all of that coffee, I'm surprised Caudill doesn't need peridaxon.

Clark, Samantha
"She likes hugging me for some reason. Nice hugs."
Interviewer's note: Fucking lesbians.

Crimson, William
"He actually sat down at a table und ate vith people instead of getting attachments. For zat, he has my respect."
Interviewer's note: "Reis needs to get invited less."

Cowper, Alyssa
"A good medic to vork vith."
Interviewer's note: Cowper must have the patience of a saint.

Cowper, Harry
"He's a solid marine, competent vith buckshot. Unfortunately, he has zis habit of getting shot a lot..."
Interviewer's note: Someone has to look into this because a ridiculous amount of medical supplies are being used on this one marine.

Flynn, Barry
"Competent doktor, I vould trust him to do open heart surgery on me."
Interviewer's note: With these marine's aim, that may be sooner than she expects.

Friedlander, Noah
"Oh! Ve vent to medical school togezer... und ve failed around ze same time too! I believe he joined before I did."
Interviewer's note: For once, I am honestly speechless.

Howard, Adan
"He needs to choose his vords carefully around a certain someone."
Interviewer's note: Uhh....

Kaipov, Victor
"Yeah, he's a nice guy. I'm not sure vhy people says he's a mean one."
Audio logs show that the Interviewer spent the next ten minutes laughing.
Interviewer's note: Subject is either delusional or blind.

Kirchner, Noah
Reis stares blankly at the interviewer, slowly tilting her head and *REDACTED*
Interviewer's note: Jesus Fucking Christ. Don't ever make me do that again. Never. Ever. Again.

Lisile, Zoey
"None of your concern."
Interviewer's note: If looks could kill, I would be more dead than her future.

McKendrick, Ramon
"Ramen's reliable and he tends to follow me around venever ve get deployed."
Interviewer's note: I don't know what hurts more, the nickname or the insubordination.

Redd, Kathleen
"She's a good friend."
Interviewer's note: I'm just as surprised as you are that Reis has friends.

Story, Reno
"He's a lot braver zan he give himself credit for."
Interviewer's note: Anyone is brave in comparison to Reis.

Timmins, Robert
"He's a nice guy, vouldn't mind being around him."
Interviewer's note: This poor, poor innocent soul. God have mercy on him.

Conclusion: Someone remind me again why the fuck I had to ask her about her relationships?

[Karmac]

Probably the most competent person in regards to medical gameplay on the server at the moment, splinted my broken arm once, +1.

[NoahKirchner]

Name:
Kirchner, Noah
Reis stares blankly at the interviewer, slowly tilting her head and *REDACTED*
Interviewer's note: Jesus Fucking Christ. Don't ever make me do that again. Never. Ever. Again.

What the fuck did you say about me you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the United Americas military academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Xeno, and I have over 5 million confirmed kills. I am trained in cleaning grenade warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire USCMC. You are nothing to me but just another bug hunt. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this galaxy, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the UA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, boot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your dossier. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven billion ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in disarm combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Colonial Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the galaxy, you little boot. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking post. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn boot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

((no really what did reis say, I must know!))

[TheMaskedMan2]

I'm not mentioned? I'm gonna have to change that.

[SovietKitty]

Best medic this side of the forum, also probably has the highest powerlevel in terms of marinerobustyness goes.

[Zantus]

Great medic, great player.

[completelynewguy]

Great medic and doctor. Too bad she gets hugged/left behind/screwed over too often, from what I've seen.

[Kavlo]

Definitely one of the more well known medics, as well deserved really, Reis has brought me back from death more often then most medics.

[McRipfist]

A good Corpsman and a good friend. If there is one person I'd go full rambo-mode to get out of the hive; it's Reis.

[Simo94]

Saved me many times, I salute you ma'am.

[Swagile]

One of the few Medics I can rely on when im Combat Medic to know what they're doing and not double quick clot people. Probably only done it like once in a month too.

[Monoo]

Winner of the "getting killed by accident in the middle of the round" and "refusing to let anyone else die, ever" awards.

[Sleepy Retard]

Put a bandaid on my forehead once.

+1

[Shyguychizzy]

I love it, I give yah 4/5 surgeries on medical yelp for not including dah Crunks. Fun times doe, many times whenever injured, I disregard other medics knowing you are the competent enough one not to overdose me with meds, and more likely has operated on meh so many times.

[Edgelord]

Always fun to have in the squad. Would RP with if she wasn't always so busy.

[Butterrobber202]

Never seen you, but I get on like one a day and scream when the marines do something wrong.

[Karmac]

>not adding my AP obsession

[Enceri]

10/10 medic, always finds me in my time of need

[Nyeshivuu]

The most competent characters in medical are always german, its a rule.