Friendly Fire is Overpowered in CM

[jaggaaff]

That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork Trigger Discipline" bullshit that's going on in Colonial Marines right now. Friendly Fire deserves much worse than that.Much, much worse than that.
I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a baldie Marine in United Americas for $1 and have been fired at from it for almost 2 years now. I can even stand under machine gun fire unharmed.

Xur and other static meme marines spend 200 game rounds working on trigger discipline to produce the most overworked and practiced bullshit in the USCM.

Trigger discipline is 1/3 as effective as Russian shooters and 1/3 as accurate for that matter too. Anything a Russian can shoot, a Baldie can shoot better. I'm pretty sure a Baldie could easily spray a russian infront of 10 marines with single trigger click without friendly fire.

Ever wonder why the USCM never bothered nuking xenos? That's right, they were too confident to send the static memers and their trigger discipline of utter shit. Even on LV-426, xenos targeted the men with the trigger discipline first because their killing power was fucking zero and wanted to humilate them.

So what am I saying? Trigger discipline is the worst shit to come out of the military, and thus, require shittier stats in the Colonial Marines. Here are the variables I propose for trigger discipline:

100% chance to hit friendlies
100% chance to miss enemies
Inflicts 200 brute upon user per disciplined fire

tl;dr: fuck Renomaki/Xur/Everyotherfucker, baldies rule REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[David Attenbruv]

[Crab_Spider]

[Renomaki]

I'm not sure if I should be offended or feel a sense of pride.

I'll feel both.

[jaggaaff]

you posted in some threads about not toggling that dank baldie burst and use GLORIOUS trigger discipline on single-fire. Also, i wanted variation so i just lopped in your name to increase quality of shitpost

[Mat-9000]

*If you miss you automatically get gibbed

[Kavrick]

Is there something wrong with me? I cant understand what the op is trying to say

[SpaceFarer]

Is there something wrong with me? I cant understand what the op is trying to say

yeah he's using double-irony meta-meta-humor where he makes fun of the other side making fun of the other side of what he actually believes. sounds like the core issue is severe envy of Xur's popularity in relation to his own. he's saying its better to spray and pray, and friendly fire other marines, because u get MOAR KILZZ and thats all that matters apparently. he's also suggesting a penalty for people who don't just madly spew burstfire at any xeno they see because they are purporting it is less combat-effective in killing the marines. basically he's full of shit and i hope it's all some deep cover satire