MPs don't need drugs?

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MPs don't need drugs?

Post by Crab_Spider » 15 May 2017, 13:43

You know the saying "winners don't do drugs"? Well I like the sentiment of it, and it regulates what Marines do, but what about MPs who, actually have to be at a given area in a short amount of time? The brig is at the West point of the ship, and to get there, you have to go through the Hangar, and it takes approximately 50 seconds to get there from the East side of the ship. If you want to prevent a crime or catch a perpetrator, it is absolutely imperative you get there as QUICK as possible, so why exactly is banning Commander and Medical Director approved stimulants from Military Police, or shaming those who request them, even a thing?
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.

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Re: MPs don't need drugs?

Post by NoahKirchner » 15 May 2017, 13:47

lol what
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Post by Crab_Spider » 15 May 2017, 13:48

NoahKirchner wrote:lol what
I get bored.
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Post by kooarbiter » 16 May 2017, 00:58

Because the true mp knows that the proper way to travel is disposals
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Post by Steelpoint » 16 May 2017, 01:59

The true MP should be patrolling the ship not waiting in the brig.
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Post by Swagile » 16 May 2017, 02:04

The true MP uses Security Camera's to know when and where a crime is about to happen before it happens, so they don't have to use filthy drugs like those peasant marines.
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Post by Crab_Spider » 16 May 2017, 06:44

Swagile wrote:The true MP uses Security Camera's to know when and where a crime is about to happen before it happens, so they don't have to use filthy drugs like those peasant marines.
Weren't you pro peri distribution? You filthy hypocrite.
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Post by Swagile » 16 May 2017, 12:47

Crab_Spider wrote:Weren't you pro peri distribution? You filthy hypocrite.
Hyperzine I can live without, Peri I cannot.

Hyperzine is the drug that makes you super fast.
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Post by TheMaskedMan2 » 16 May 2017, 13:30

Swagile wrote:Hyperzine I can live without, Peri I cannot.

Hyperzine is the drug that makes you super fast.
Meh, I don't need Peri as a medic but it's nice. I can easily keep someone alive without Peri, but they'll need evac. Which they usually do cause if your lungs or brain is fucked you usually have a fracture.
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Post by Supermichael777 » 17 May 2017, 15:55

I'mpling that the MP ever needs to be anything other then medicals triage enforcement man

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Post by Cash7800 » 21 May 2017, 07:14

Why would you evac someone over fractures??

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Post by MrJJJ » 21 May 2017, 08:23

Cash7800 wrote:Why would you evac someone over fractures??
Yeah, i know its good to evac and all when the guy has like, say 3 fracture or more, but you fail as a medic you start evacing people who have one broken bone.

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