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SpecialAgentOrange · Post by **SpecialAgentOrange** » 01 Jun 2017, 23:16

"Ron "Shadow" Lambo

This 7' 2" male has that look about him... In his eyes you can see a glare of hate and evil. He definitely looks like quite the badass. He has scars all over his body, and he has a massive dick bulge that's as big as a softball. He has 20,000 notches on each of his two revolvers, and wears a blood stained machete on his back. He looks like he has seen some stuff."

Sick of all these wannabe' badass marines? Do these marines look like they'd hit the top post of /r/iamverybadass? Post your fake (I don't want this post deleted for harrassment) names, nicknames, and flavor texts that sound like they're from the power-fantasy-iest MMO in the world.

You're not cool because you wield a machete and only use knives.

You're not cool because you don't wear armor.

You're not cool because you use revolvers only.

You're not cool because you have a nickname straight out of the XCOM series.

You just look like an idiot.

Robust people don't play Colonial Marines.

SpecialAgentOrange · Post by **SpecialAgentOrange** » 01 Jun 2017, 23:19

Also I don't get people that describe their perfect waifus on the flavor text of their female characters. It's pretty creepy.

completelynewguy · Post by **completelynewguy** » 01 Jun 2017, 23:20

That flavor text is pure Shakespeare. No, it's the next generation of Shakespeare. Nay! It is more than that - it is beyond Shakespeare and other famous writers I can't list off the top of my head right now!

SpecialAgentOrange · Post by **SpecialAgentOrange** » 01 Jun 2017, 23:27

completelynewguy wrote:That flavor text is pure Shakespeare. No, it's the next generation of Shakespeare. Nay! It is more than that - it is beyond Shakespeare and other famous writers I can't list off the top of my head right now!

I've seen better, I'm only attempting to reproduce half of what I have seen. There was a flavor text that went on about the marine's perky tits. I've seen some shit.

nerocavalier · Post by **nerocavalier** » 01 Jun 2017, 23:40

Credit to Enkas for witnessing this.

Jcamleo · Post by **Jcamleo** » 08 Jun 2017, 13:39

SpecialAgentOrange wrote:Also I don't get people that describe their perfect waifus on the flavor text of their female characters. It's pretty creepy.

Dude
of course its creepy. Anybody who bothers to put in the effort of making flavor text is probably gonna come off as very creepy.

Post by **Biolock** » 09 Jun 2017, 08:50

Jcamleo wrote:Dude
of course its creepy. Anybody who bothers to put in the effort of making flavor text is probably gonna come off as very creepy.

Wait you think anyone who fills their flavor text in is creepy? Oh my RP heart, it hurts.

Jcamleo · Post by **Jcamleo** » 09 Jun 2017, 14:00

Biolock wrote:Wait you think anyone who fills their flavor text in is creepy? Oh my RP heart, it hurts.

eh, its vaguely creepy. Like, I get the vague sense that I should probably be creeped out about it.

Winter · Post by **Winter** » 09 Jun 2017, 15:26

Jcamleo wrote:eh, its vaguely creepy. Like, I get the vague sense that I should probably be creeped out about it.

Why is that? I fill mine in so you see more than some pixels. Rain is deliberately sort of awkward and friendly, not a waifu.

Some people want to pose as badass marines, and that's just how they do.

Jcamleo · Post by **Jcamleo** » 09 Jun 2017, 15:27

yeah you're probably right, Winter.

Casany · Post by **Casany** » 09 Jun 2017, 15:40

I don't have a flavor text. I'd rather people judge me for how I play and RP rather than some text in a box

DrPng · Post by **DrPng** » 09 Jun 2017, 16:00

I think of Flavor texts as a quick way to describe your characters physical appareance, and that's about it. But some people take it tooooo a wholllllllle new level.

Crab_Spider · Post by **Crab_Spider** » 24 Sep 2017, 02:12

For when you need to make a porno and want to include the military and a doctor.

shyshadow · Post by **shyshadow** » 30 Sep 2017, 05:36

Where's me?

Winter · Post by **Winter** » 30 Sep 2017, 16:04

In our hearts, Shy. In our hearts.

As for Allie, I had a weird feeling about her. Guess I was right. I don't think there's anything wrong necessarily with playing a pervert or a crazy person, but when you play a horrible stereotype and just eRP, awk.

Crab_Spider · Post by **Crab_Spider** » 30 Sep 2017, 17:13

Winter wrote: ↑
30 Sep 2017, 16:04
In our hearts, Shy. In our hearts.

As for Allie, I had a weird feeling about her. Guess I was right. I don't think there's anything wrong necessarily with playing a pervert or a crazy person, but when you play a horrible stereotype and just eRP, awk.

I'm not saying it's bad, it's just very cringeworthy on top of too self-aware. There's just no sense of dignity to it.

TehSpoderman · Post by **TehSpoderman** » 30 Sep 2017, 17:56

I should make a really cringy flavor text.

Mook476 · Post by **Mook476** » 30 Sep 2017, 18:05

TehSpoderman wrote: ↑
30 Sep 2017, 17:56
I should make a really cringy flavor text.

You are a cringy flavor text.

TehSpoderman · Post by **TehSpoderman** » 30 Sep 2017, 18:09

Mook476 wrote: ↑
30 Sep 2017, 18:05
You are a cringy flavor text.

im telling jerkface

Mook476 · Post by **Mook476** » 30 Sep 2017, 18:10

TehSpoderman wrote: ↑
30 Sep 2017, 18:09
im telling jerkface

No wait it was just a meme.

Winter · Post by **Winter** » 30 Sep 2017, 18:19

We'll love you anyway.

kooarbiter · Post by **kooarbiter** » 04 Oct 2017, 13:17

I want to make one of these but I'm afraid people will think I'm being serious, but piling on the deliberately awful cringe will make it less funny

VitorThauma · Post by **VitorThauma** » 04 Oct 2017, 13:20

I saw a flavortext yesterday from someone called uh, diva. Pretty good actually.

Crab_Spider · Post by **Crab_Spider** » 04 Oct 2017, 13:23

kooarbiter wrote: ↑
04 Oct 2017, 13:17
I want to make one of these but I'm afraid people will think I'm being serious, but piling on the deliberately awful cringe will make it less funny

It's easy to tell it's intentional. The problem is they're just too good or your gimmick is getting annoying.

Heckenshutze · Post by **Heckenshutze** » 05 Oct 2017, 01:48

"In front of you there's a physical God. His armor barely containing his 6 abs. His glorious blond hair waving softly in the wind and his bright glazed lips shine like a bald head on a sunny day. His sole presence makes you feel intimidated but confident"

A flavour I made myself for a 1 round only Chad marine.

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