Scrat's CO Application

[Scrat505]

Byond ID: Scrat505
Player name you use the most: What are you, a cop?

Make a list of links to all of your applications and (job)ban appeals, including whitelist and staff apps, within the last year. Also, provide "Ban reason; Verdict" beside each (job)ban link:

bitch find it yourself ya lazy fuck

Do you understand that any player - even donors or staff members - can have their whitelist status revoked should they break our Server Rules or Roleplay Guidelines?

But when Apop took my bribe money he said I'd get off easy...

Why should you be whitelisted?

One thing I notice about the average marine is the lack of a fear of god. As CO, my leadership tactics will make the brutality of the Imperium of Man look like a fun week at summer camp. I am of the believe that something will only work better if you beat it into submission, which is coincidentally why I am no longer allowed in my parent's home. My briefing will consist of no words, just pacing around the room and whipping any marine who is not able to sit bolt straight for at least five minutes until it causes great pain for them to attempt to do literally anything else.

I promise you that as your CO you will mutiny in five minutes or less or your lashings are completely free. Should you decide not to, I will do my best to lead the operation by being as functionally useful as an antique lamp that smokes like a chimney, and still blame the marines for every single loss and throw a pissy fit when things do not go my way. My preferred way of motivating my troops is Battlefield Executions. And if you try and resist me I'll fucking ban you and then make an ARES report insulting your mother.

[Sleepy Retard]

if i was your xo would you erp with me

this is the single most important question and if you dont answer the way i want you to im executing you

[Snypehunter007]

Now, see I thought your application was good in most aspects, but . . .

The one thing that concerns me is the distinct lack of a darker blue in your text. In fact you chose a particularly gastly shade of light blue instead and that is really worrying to me as a potential marine under your command.

I think I'm going to go with neutral for now but it could change depending on the content of any answers you give to questions.

[SpecialAgentOrange]

Actually better than mine.

[WinterClould]

Didn't include a poll so its sadly gonna get denied rip. Would have dropped that fat +1 tho.
Can I copy this for my CO app whenever I make one? This was the best formatted app I've ever seen.

[Scrat505]

if i was your xo would you erp with me

this is the single most important question and if you dont answer the way i want you to im executing you

Unfortunately, I only ERP with Xenos who are tier 2 or above and also Elite or above.

Now, see I thought your application was good in most aspects, but . . .

The one thing that concerns me is the distinct lack of a darker blue in your text. In fact you chose a particularly gastly shade of light blue instead and that is really worrying to me as a potential marine under your command.

I think I'm going to go with neutral for now but it could change depending on the content of any answers you give to questions.

Naturally as a commander I have to make important decisions and resolve conflicts such as this one. Thus..

How dare you question my color choice you unwashed green grape? I have seen more wars than you will ever see hair on your own chin. This lighter blue was the shade of the eyes owned by a fine comrade in Space Khe Sahn, who was brutally killed with feces-covered wooden spears by the space gooks.

[Sleepy Retard]

-1 wouldn't erp with an xo probably isn't a trustworthy guy

asking for this to be locked

[Enceri]

+1 only if they end mutinies with their smartgun

[Snypehunter007]

Switching my answer to -1 for the refusal to use blue.

[Nyeshivuu]

Actually better than mine.

lmao, you think?

[SpecialAgentOrange]

lmao, you think?

lMaO, yOu ThInK?

[SagaSword]

more than -200 posts on the forums plus I don't know who you are

-1, post more often and play the game nerd

[johners12345]

more than -200 posts on the forums plus I don't know who you are

-1, post more often and play the game nerd

would i pass?

[SagaSword]

would i pass?

You can pass the "I don't know you gtfo" application, nerd.

[johners12345]

You can pass the "I don't know you gtfo" application, nerd.

cri ;-;

[Aracino]

What would you say during your briefing? If it doesn't include metarushing lambda you're getting a -1