captain will not ban peri - commander application

[Karmac]

Byond ID: Karmac

Player name you use the most: Garth 'Grouch' Pawolski

Make a list of links to all of your applications and (job)ban appeals, including whitelist and staff apps, within the last year. Also, provide "Ban reason; Verdict" beside each (job)ban link:

• Example: viewtopic.php?f=67&t=10027 | Griefing; 3-day ban
• Exact formatting is helpful but not required.

theres like 5 and im too lazy to find them

Do you understand that any player - even donors or staff members - can have their whitelist status revoked should they break our Server Rules or Roleplay Guidelines? yes as ann honorbur breadtor I know rules yes

Why should you be whitelisted? As stated above, I will not ban the peri, because that is the dumb, ok.

[Jaketeaking]

plz ban MP's and +1 K?

[TehSpoderman]

MY FUCKING GOD YOU ARE SO SHIT. +1 nice job

[Karmac]

thenk for souport friendos!!11!

[Jaketeaking]

changed mind, -1 not enuff admin boooooose

[spartanbobby]

+1 I really like the part about not banning peri, And the part about not banning peri also really caught my eyes.
But I need to ask would you ban peri at the start of the round?

[Karmac]

let me think

[spartanbobby]

let me think

Ok

[Karmac]

alright upon careful consideraiton :^))))

I hab decided actually I will ban brussian bred because dere is no commies on my democarcy ship oke? DDD

[spartanbobby]

alright upon careful consideraiton :^))))

I hab decided actually I will ban brussian bred because dere is no commies on my democarcy ship oke? DDD

+1

[Jaketeaking]

ok, i changed mind. i will +2 if you get coroneljones when he's playing CMP to stand in medical handing out peri and saying have a nice day

[Karmac]

ok, i changed mind. i will +2 if you get coroneljones when he's playing CMP to stand in medical handing out peri and saying have a nice day

yes

[Challenger]

Thirty minutes into a comfortable round as captain on the Alamoer, you discover that a mutiny is taking place. They demand the restricting of peri, stating in their words that "peri is metagaming" and "if you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma after taking peridaxon, call one-eight-eight-stop-peri NOW". They're surrounding the CIC. You have two executive officers and only one staff officer on your side, and the three CMPs and one MP have joined the mutineers. What do you do?

[Karmac]

ok I announce on comdom console that I give 20 dollars and mk1 rifles to marines like candy butter if they go away, and if they dont then there commies and I shoo tthem oke?

[Kerek]

What if the CMO is a dunce and disallows peridaxon? It happened to me a few rounds ago.

[TehSpoderman]

What if the CMO is a dunce and disallows peridaxon? It happened to me a few rounds ago.

you should have asked the other question

[Karmac]

well tehn I ahelp admins becos cmo is ignoring rules it says you must oby order of queen i am like queen but human captin so it is still rule brek yes?

[Kerek]

you should have asked the other question

get rekt n00b

[Kerek]

well tehn I ahelp admins becos cmo is ignoring rules it says you must oby order of queen i am like queen but human captin so it is still rule brek yes?

bet u is admin yessss??????!!??

[TehSpoderman]

get rekt n00b

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

[coroneljones]

-10 too much peri, not enough hyperzine and leroxin

[Tidomann]

I was blind, and medics this lifetime didn't even know what Imidazoline was. When I got dragged back to ship, a doctor gave me peri while performing non-anesthetic larvae removal.

Not only can I see, but all chronic fatty liver damage has been removed.

I have not had a drink yet though because an MP came in and flashbanged the OR room, and then tazed and peppersprayed the patient and us. I now write from the Brig for suspected murder. The doctor claimed I coerced him into giving me the drugs. His arrest caused the patient to die. I am now charged with manslaughter, hoolaganism, distribution of contraband. When I yelled what the fuck man, as a chestburster exploded as I was dragged away, I was charged with insults. As the larvae was no man the MP assumed it was the CO I was talking about.

I write this as it has been 22 rounds since I was brigged, and the CMP is ssd, and the appeal to the CO is still pending. Apparently he is planetside with a machete and throwing knives. If I could still vote or had any rights I would support you. I have no radio, so I hope this letter that I send via body fluids reaches you.

-Todd aka "Peri Scum"

[Karmac]

*cry

Such beauty.