Pepperoni for LIFE!

[Recounted]

The hordes of the pineapple lovers have come upon us. We hold the line here or die trying

[Enceri]

+1 for pepperoni

[WinterClould]

We will stand tall as victors against the degenerate pineapple loving scourge. On no battlefield will be let them defeat us. Our taste is superior, our numbers are endless, our will uncrushable. After our victory is achieved, no pineapple loving monster will ever show their face on our forums ever again!

[WinterClould]

Holy shit guys I've made a monster.

I have, myself, full confidence that if all do their duty, if nothing is neglected, and if the
best arrangements are made, as they are being made, we shall prove ourselves once again
able to defend our Pepperoni Pizza, to ride out the storm of war, and to outlive the menace of
Pineapple Pizza, if necessary for years, if necessary alone.
At any rate, that is what we are going to try to do. That is the resolve of Our Pepperoni
Pizzas - every one of them. That is the will of our good taste and the forums.
The Pepperoni Empire and the Meat lovers Republic, linked together in their cause and in
their need, will defend to the death their superior taste, aiding each other like good comrades
to the utmost of their strength.
Even though large tracts of Pizzeria and many old and famous restaurant have fallen or may
fall into the grip of the Pineapple Gestapo and all the odious apparatus of Pineapple rule, we shall not flag
or fail.
We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in these forums, we shall fight in the Dominos and
Little Caesars, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the Papa John's Pizza, we shall
defend our Pepperoni Pizzas, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight in the Pizza Huts, we shall fight
in the Chuck E. Cheese's, we shall fight in the CiCi's Pizzas and in the Marco's Pizzas, we shall fight in
the Hungry Howie’s Pizzas; we shall never surrender, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this
band of Pepperoni Pizza loves or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our Empire beyond the
seas, armed and guarded by the Pepperoni Fleet, would carry on the struggle, until, in God’s
good time, the New World, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the
liberation of the old.

[WinterClould]

Guys I have a problem. I don't know how to quit.

The Pineapples entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to shit up everyone's taste, and nobody was going to bomb them for it. At Papa John's Pizza, Pizza Hut, Little Caesars, and half a hundred other pizza places, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind.