how 2 wii are pee gut

completelynewguy · Post by **completelynewguy** » 03 Aug 2017, 05:02

see this video, this video i have in my recommendations bar because i've binged watched mr. metokur?

watch it and watch as the degenerate furry in this video, as shown in grey, is shits himself at erp.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=af2JVaG_3nw

here is how to git gud at the dark souls of roleplaying:

1 (one). get a friend to annoy you or annoy a friend while on steam - no subsitutes
2 (two). use the antisemitic (according to the ADL) double parenthesis-es to establish erp ritual circle; pentagram made of virgin blood optional
3 (three). erp
4 (four). save the logs for future reference
5. (five). get off steam and stare at your hands and realize what you typed and sent to another stranger

protip: read the 50 shades of grey series and its spinoff book, grey, to get started on making erp logs at least a paragraph long. also, make sure to read on any critical dissections and deconstructions as to why 50 shades is so boring as a book about the intimacy of a relationship between mary plain jane sue and heterosexual edward from twilight.

protip 2: torrent ebook copies of the ice and fire series by georg "RRG RRG SHIT HEART ATTACK" martin, skimming through them for any sex scenes that suit your porpoises