Uh hello everyone!

[EchoingPhaser]

Just saying hello to this community since I'm pretty much a hermit, so hi there everybody! feel free to maul me or say hello back.

[TehSpoderman]

ew get outta here nerd. (jk stay if you want <3)

[Ex0demon]

hi human!

[Adralimas]

Hullo and welcome to colonial marines!, Please take a number and line up and you will be soon greeted by an entirely bald soulless eyed spess muhreen to be shot with burst fire in the head with AP Ammo!

[Feweh]

I saw you talking good shit about me in deadchat, i like that.

[Karmac]

I saw you talking good shit about me in deadchat, i like that.

[completelynewguy]

welcome to salt mines, pls play as infrequently as possible if you want to avoid reinforcing the idea that there is an inherent bias in terms of balancing for both sides

[SagaSword]

this is so awkwardly normal yet terrifying in a way. Has CM really succumbed to that level? To become a social website where people say hi to each other and talk nicely on a regular basis?!!?!!21!

Now I've seen how the world would end...

People of the world would be devoid from salt, anger and madness. They'd greet each other nicely and talk about the weather when suddenly...A giant bald man appears from nowhere and screams salty and hateful comments...The world would be too unstable from the amount of salt because its now a perfect place for normal and loving humans that it'd EXPLODE violently and shatter into pieces except for some parts protected by a shield of intelligent aliens...The baldie would screech a concentrated amounts of "Ree" that he bends space and time and travels to those places in an instant, shattering their shield and killing them by shooting blasts of shitposting memes...

And all of this wouldn't have happened if it wasn't for a single normal person to appear in a fucked up social forum like CM and said "Hi"...

[EchoingPhaser]

Thanks for all the greetings guys I like this community and the salt it produces for me! I hope to stick around longer this time (I was on this forum back in 2015 I think?, that account got purged due to inactivity)

[Bibiex]

Hello.

[Crab_Spider]

Hello. I'm David Rhodes, pleasure to meet you good sir.

[Ex0demon]

hi,i am Oleg ''charon' Gusarov

[Liran343]

Hi (holy shit you can't post a reply unless it has 5 characters)

[xywenx00]

Greetings human.