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Name: Evelyn Harlay
Nickname(s): Hatter
Date of Birth: Febuary 21st, 2160
Age: 26
Sex: Female
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 150 lbs
Hair: Brown
Eye Color: Green
Distinguishing Features: Eyepatch
Nickname(s): Hatter
Date of Birth: Febuary 21st, 2160
Age: 26
Sex: Female
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 150 lbs
Hair: Brown
Eye Color: Green
Distinguishing Features: Eyepatch
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Chen Westinton: "He's ah damned sweetheart, ah don't just do ah blood ritual fer nobody~"
Alan Jones: "He knows how ta think, how ta walk the walk ah'nd how ta butter me up like ah damned muffin."
Madison Delaney: "She is one reason ah never mind ah little spice in mah life."
Valentina Garilovich: "She ah'lways knows what's she's doin, even when she doesn't, that ah'nd she's ah right cinnamon roll ah tell ya!"
Calie Stahl: "Ah once put ah muzzle on 'er ah'nd she put some cuffs on me, been inseparable ever since...don't ask, ah can't do the story justice."
Mark Kesserline: "Man could lead ah vegan ta 'ad hamburger in ah heartbeat."
Joe Campbell: "Not gonna lie, ah sometimes mistake this feller fer one of them chia-pets."
Vanechka Penkina: "Now this one is ah real special pastry ta me, ah true munchkin, but mah munchkin."
Apple Briggs: "He's ah tart, ah cupcake, ah'nd ah'n éclair lover ah'll in one, quite the combination!"
Kaelyn Brooks: "She is one of the few pastries that actually knows what ta do in more than one situation."
Natalia Quiroga: "She talks funny sometimes, ah swell gal."
Luna Thyatos: "Imagine if you will, ah master baker that was also ah sweet cinnamon roll. Now change baker ta marine ah'nd ya got Luna."
Kyomi Sin'vah: "Ah know this is silly but, she's one of the few frosted cupcakes that seem ta prance ah'round!
Natalie Holderman: "Amazin cupcake ta 'ave ah't mah back ah'nd not too bad ah one to 'ave infront of me either if ya catch mah meanin."
Elizabeth Nightingale: "We just don't know how ta hold ah're liquor together, ah'nd ah kinda like that, turns out she's ah phenomenal cuddler too...uh...don't ah'sk how ah found out."
Sally Shears: "Ah fine example of red velvet...classy."
John Murry: "Bad hairline, good shot. Not every cupcake 'as ta be perfect, just acceptable, ah'nd Murry is the definition of acceptable."
Gracie Honour: "She's ah cinnamon roll through ah'nd through~!"
Iriduim Kalrath: "She's quiet but when she does let that caged voice of 'ers loose it's ah nice time."
Heinz Mueller: "He talks ah'll fancy-like ah'nd makes me giggle. His words 'ave meanin though."
Bill Bashline: "The way this cupcake steals mah boots is honestly ah'stoundin ta me, ah ah'lways know he's got mah back though."
Damien Crow: "Ah fine leader, that aside from bein ah total éclair lover, ah like ta hang out with constantly."
Ritona Sterling: "Honestly ah swear she's like ah damned éclair, ah'll the best parts ah're on the inside...ah mean she's ah softy when ya git ta know 'er not...nevermind."
Anna Costello: "Ah fine girl, she's ah'lways sweet ah'nd knows how ta cook ah cupcake just right."
Veronica A. Williamson: "Ah wonderous friend ah'nd pilot. Ah've got 'er back ah'ny day!"
Bigby Farkas: "He's ah fun cupcake ta be around, even if he doesn't enjoy mah crab philosophy."
Lisa Taylor: "Ah wear whenever ah see this lass she 'as no trouble frosting ah whole platoon bah herself...brings ah tear ta mah eye."
Phillip Murray: "The less interesting 'Murry' with ah better hairline. Honestly the hairline counts fer more though."
Christine Kennel: "She's ah loud yapper ah'nd ah damned hornswoggler, but she cracks me up so she gits ah pass."
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Balto Dreg: "He spins ah good tale ah'nd usually 'as his head on straight."
Laura Fox: "Seems sweet enough, just 'aven't gotten ta truly savor this one enough ta talk much bout em."
Alex Rossfield: "He's ah nice lad, just don't talk ta the cupcake often."
Daniel Aye: "He's ah damned lewdie, but nuffin ah'gainst that."
Matthias Hoover: "Haven't seem him around ah's much ah's ah'd like, seems nice though."
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Simon Sanford: "He's ah damned unfrosted cupcake ah foot away from bein burnt! Ah'lways manages ta rile me up."
Sam Greene: "Where ta start with this éclair lover? Ah think they've put more scars on mah behind than those we were facin!"
Chen Westinton: "He's ah damned sweetheart, ah don't just do ah blood ritual fer nobody~"
Alan Jones: "He knows how ta think, how ta walk the walk ah'nd how ta butter me up like ah damned muffin."
Madison Delaney: "She is one reason ah never mind ah little spice in mah life."
Valentina Garilovich: "She ah'lways knows what's she's doin, even when she doesn't, that ah'nd she's ah right cinnamon roll ah tell ya!"
Calie Stahl: "Ah once put ah muzzle on 'er ah'nd she put some cuffs on me, been inseparable ever since...don't ask, ah can't do the story justice."
Mark Kesserline: "Man could lead ah vegan ta 'ad hamburger in ah heartbeat."
Joe Campbell: "Not gonna lie, ah sometimes mistake this feller fer one of them chia-pets."
Vanechka Penkina: "Now this one is ah real special pastry ta me, ah true munchkin, but mah munchkin."
Apple Briggs: "He's ah tart, ah cupcake, ah'nd ah'n éclair lover ah'll in one, quite the combination!"
Kaelyn Brooks: "She is one of the few pastries that actually knows what ta do in more than one situation."
Natalia Quiroga: "She talks funny sometimes, ah swell gal."
Luna Thyatos: "Imagine if you will, ah master baker that was also ah sweet cinnamon roll. Now change baker ta marine ah'nd ya got Luna."
Kyomi Sin'vah: "Ah know this is silly but, she's one of the few frosted cupcakes that seem ta prance ah'round!
Natalie Holderman: "Amazin cupcake ta 'ave ah't mah back ah'nd not too bad ah one to 'ave infront of me either if ya catch mah meanin."
Elizabeth Nightingale: "We just don't know how ta hold ah're liquor together, ah'nd ah kinda like that, turns out she's ah phenomenal cuddler too...uh...don't ah'sk how ah found out."
Sally Shears: "Ah fine example of red velvet...classy."
John Murry: "Bad hairline, good shot. Not every cupcake 'as ta be perfect, just acceptable, ah'nd Murry is the definition of acceptable."
Gracie Honour: "She's ah cinnamon roll through ah'nd through~!"
Iriduim Kalrath: "She's quiet but when she does let that caged voice of 'ers loose it's ah nice time."
Heinz Mueller: "He talks ah'll fancy-like ah'nd makes me giggle. His words 'ave meanin though."
Bill Bashline: "The way this cupcake steals mah boots is honestly ah'stoundin ta me, ah ah'lways know he's got mah back though."
Damien Crow: "Ah fine leader, that aside from bein ah total éclair lover, ah like ta hang out with constantly."
Ritona Sterling: "Honestly ah swear she's like ah damned éclair, ah'll the best parts ah're on the inside...ah mean she's ah softy when ya git ta know 'er not...nevermind."
Anna Costello: "Ah fine girl, she's ah'lways sweet ah'nd knows how ta cook ah cupcake just right."
Veronica A. Williamson: "Ah wonderous friend ah'nd pilot. Ah've got 'er back ah'ny day!"
Bigby Farkas: "He's ah fun cupcake ta be around, even if he doesn't enjoy mah crab philosophy."
Lisa Taylor: "Ah wear whenever ah see this lass she 'as no trouble frosting ah whole platoon bah herself...brings ah tear ta mah eye."
Phillip Murray: "The less interesting 'Murry' with ah better hairline. Honestly the hairline counts fer more though."
Christine Kennel: "She's ah loud yapper ah'nd ah damned hornswoggler, but she cracks me up so she gits ah pass."
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Balto Dreg: "He spins ah good tale ah'nd usually 'as his head on straight."
Laura Fox: "Seems sweet enough, just 'aven't gotten ta truly savor this one enough ta talk much bout em."
Alex Rossfield: "He's ah nice lad, just don't talk ta the cupcake often."
Daniel Aye: "He's ah damned lewdie, but nuffin ah'gainst that."
Matthias Hoover: "Haven't seem him around ah's much ah's ah'd like, seems nice though."
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Simon Sanford: "He's ah damned unfrosted cupcake ah foot away from bein burnt! Ah'lways manages ta rile me up."
Sam Greene: "Where ta start with this éclair lover? Ah think they've put more scars on mah behind than those we were facin!"
(Archived for history's sake.)
- Okand37 for the art.
Chibi Leon by Okand37. Huge thanks to her!