Comment your weirdest dreams

[Nyeshivuu]

I had a recent dream that my younger brother killed me by dabbing while he had me in a headlock.

[TehSpoderman]

I had a dream where it was nothing but fog everywhere and I saw one of my school friends and when I approached him, he just smiled in the creepiest way and the dream ended.

[Tidomann]

My entire town went post Apocalypse very quickly. There was also a massive outbreak of highly contagious herpes. Everyone had guns and I had to go work with my friend at the hospital that went full lockdown.

Weird

[Tylaaaaar]

Some big black dude was going around and giving old ladies flowers... that was one weird fucking dream

[Helgraf]

I was on this sidewalk in a city with two friends, and for some reason we were holding out money. Then, this one random guy took my two friends' money, but didn't take mine. So, I shoved the money into his face practically, and he finally took it. Then, later, this random kid who spoke only Spanish, came up to me and started speaking. I said '"Yo no hablo español." Suddenly, there were a ton of us lining up for a race or something, with the money guy from earlier. When the race began, he started throwing money at us. For some reason, I started to scream "YO NO HABLO ESPAÑOL." multiple times. Somehow, I was in the front of the race. Then, we ran through my old school and out again. We got onto school buses then, and that's all I remember.

[Natorix]

I was walking around this theatre place,when suddenly my dad appears and turns into a robot/Cthulhu thing that hit me out of a door.
Short,but weird

[TehSpoderman]

http://www.dreammoods.com/dreamdictionary/ found this thing

[Nyeshivuu]

I had a dream years ago that i was a surveillance camera in a stereotypical wild west town, and i was also the sheriff.One the people i knew from school were partially morphed into a donkey. and they were walking into town. So of course i shot him, then all hell broke loose. I heard deafening rumbling, then darkness consumed the entire world, i then woke up.

[Stripetail]

When I was little I went hunting with my uncle, he shot a deer and I still remember holding its ribs open so he could remove the organs.

It was after this experience I had a dream that I was alone in our home with every light off but the outside porch lights. I could see a large silhouette of something that even leaning over was almost as tall as the roof of the house. For some reason I knew that it was trying to get inside and all of the doors and windows were unlocked. I spent hours running from door to door to window, staying out of sight while locking and re locking doors every time this creature went to one, even bracing myself against them occasionally.

Now and then I found windows wide open, but the creature was still outside, I ran one final time to the front door where I slipped and fell about ten feet short of it. The door slowly opened and the creature made absolutely no noise as it pushed the door open, staring right at me. I felt my body go cold, the creature's head was like a malformed deer skull, I cannot even describe how it fully looked... It stared at me for several seconds and in a torn, mechanical voice spoke "We've found you..." From the corner of my vision I could see even more of the creatures literally sliding out from the darkness WITHIN my home.

I woke up in a pool of sweat and later found out this was a dream of a Wendigo.

[sicktrigger]

i dreamed i was a submarine once

[NGGJamie]

When I was little I went hunting with my uncle, he shot a deer and I still remember holding its ribs open so he could remove the organs.

It was after this experience I had a dream that I was alone in our home with every light off but the outside porch lights. I could see a large silhouette of something that even leaning over was almost as tall as the roof of the house. For some reason I knew that it was trying to get inside and all of the doors and windows were unlocked. I spent hours running from door to door to window, staying out of sight while locking and re locking doors every time this creature went to one, even bracing myself against them occasionally.

Now and then I found windows wide open, but the creature was still outside, I ran one final time to the front door where I slipped and fell about ten feet short of it. The door slowly opened and the creature made absolutely no noise as it pushed the door open, staring right at me. I felt my body go cold, the creature's head was like a malformed deer skull, I cannot even describe how it fully looked... It stared at me for several seconds and in a torn, mechanical voice spoke "We've found you..." From the corner of my vision I could see even more of the creatures literally sliding out from the darkness WITHIN my home.

I woke up in a pool of sweat and later found out this was a dream of a Wendigo.

Well, that was a ride that went from 0 to 100 real quick.

I had a dream once where a zombie outbreak occurred so I took shelter at the high school in my town(I never attended that high school) and hid in there until the zombies managed to get in. After a bit I found other people, including some scientists that were trying to perform studies on the things in a dead-end hallway with a few rooms that I hid with a few other people in. The thing is, that the zombies weren't zombies anymore, they'd turned into Utah Raptors(or Jurassic Park's Velociraptors) instead. I was peeking out into the hallway from one of the rooms at the guys fending off the things, and suddenly I had a feeling that one was behind me in that room somehow.

The thing is, my brain actively prevents me from dying in dreams, if I know I'm about to die in a dream, it always goes slightly lucid and changes somehow without my necessary direct thought to do so.

So I turn around and from under something in the room... a large St. Bernard dog jumps out. It was a cute dog. The dream ended there.

[zergrush]

I had a dream that I was having a dream that I was having a dream. It was literally nothing

[Crab_Spider]

I had a dream that involved me and some girl kissing and for some reason, she starts crying about how she can't do anything that'll make me happy, asks what will make me happy and she'll do it, and I say the most fucked up I can ever think of, e en when my meds are off "put on a clown suit and call me Daryl"

[manezinho]

I had a dream that I jumped off a bridge and died. Intentionally.

[Crab_Spider]

I had a dream that I jumped off a bridge and died. Intentionally.

...want to talk about that mate?

[manezinho]

...want to talk about that mate?

It's just a dream.....

Right?

[Crab_Spider]

It's just a dream.....

Right?

How often are you told to kill yourself? Do you have friends? Are you homeless?

[manezinho]

How often are you told to kill yourself? Do you have friends? Are you homeless?

This escalated quickly.

[Stripetail]

Well, that was a ride that went from 0 to 100 real quick.

I had a dream once where a zombie outbreak occurred so I took shelter at the high school in my town(I never attended that high school) and hid in there until the zombies managed to get in. After a bit I found other people, including some scientists that were trying to perform studies on the things in a dead-end hallway with a few rooms that I hid with a few other people in. The thing is, that the zombies weren't zombies anymore, they'd turned into Utah Raptors(or Jurassic Park's Velociraptors) instead. I was peeking out into the hallway from one of the rooms at the guys fending off the things, and suddenly I had a feeling that one was behind me in that room somehow.

The thing is, my brain actively prevents me from dying in dreams, if I know I'm about to die in a dream, it always goes slightly lucid and changes somehow without my necessary direct thought to do so.

So I turn around and from under something in the room... a large St. Bernard dog jumps out. It was a cute dog. The dream ended there.

I've experienced a similar situation where when you're about to die in a dream things suddenly change dramatically.

Yeah, this was one of the most intense dreams I've ever had in my life, sorry if it was a crazy ride.

[Nyeshivuu]

Whenever i die in dreams, i die a lot brutally than expected. One time i had a dream it was my brothers first day of school, my mom drove me there because i had to go to school too, we parked and then we were talking about nonsensical stuff, when i decided to say "this is a dream" my brother lunged at me and ripped out my eyes with his bare hands, then started eating my entrails. I only died when he got to my heart.
Or another dream where i was playing in the backyard with my friend, then one of my neighbors who has a huge yard comes out with a rifle, and shot my friend in the head, so i started screaming and i ran, he shot me in the back, came over and ate my face AND my guts. Like that wasn't enough already. I had both of these dreams when i was 8.

[Hulkamania]

I had a dream my family and I were eating at a restauraunt, but for some reason Barack Obama was there with us.

We had a pleasant evening, no one discussed politics, he was fun to be around. We talked about this and that, the food was enjoyable.

At the end of the dinner he thanked us for our time, then he turned into a bat.

Obama was a fucking vampire.

Then I woke the fuck up.