Jay's Guide to the Glorious Wastes

[LouisLouiz]

Are you tired of not knowing the basics of survival?

Are you tired of not having a head loosely filled with inane plans, weapons and chemical compounds?

Are you tired of receiving more then a plethora of friendly bullets to the back of your lightly armoured cranium?

Then look no further, Jay's Guide to the Glorious Wastes, surviving thriving and mesmerising, is coming to a USCM news outlet near you!! (availability varies due to life expectancy of host and censorship from W-Y).
Leisurely let your minds be lifted into scientific greatness with Jay's more than dulcet tones.
Slowly sift through the sadness that is my inevitable doom at the hands of a not to happy Alien comrade.
Cautiously chuckle at the anti W-Y puns before they take you away.
Tune in to JGTTGW soon to receive all this and more!!!


WARNING JGTTGW IS NOT LICENCED OR SURPORTED BY W-Y AND OR THE USCM ANY AND ALL ATTEMPTS TO WATCH DISTRIBUTE OR ENJOY THIS WORK WILL BE MET WITH SEVERE PUNISHMENT.

[LouisLouiz]

For those who didn't quite get the gist, I will be making a IRL yt videos giving guides on how to play and survive in the CM universe, this isn't at all serious cannon or confirmed by any admin, It's a thing I'm doing by myself and help from friends probably taking a bit too heavy inspiration from John Tron. I don't promise to be funny or good, I just promise to put a shit tonne of effort in.

[Mook476]

Good luck hero.

[LouisLouiz]

The video is ready however, I'm not finding it funny, at all, so why post shit content quickly when a few more days can sort my humour.

[LouisLouiz]

I can get this sorted, I'm putting the deadline some time this weekend

[LouisLouiz]

As if by magic, more like overpanicked heavy sets of editing, the video is 90% complete, expect it out by Saturday.