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A Question For Coders

Post by Crab_Spider » 28 Sep 2017, 13:58

Why is Dream Maker like a boyfriend that has absolutely no idea what you want him to do after you tell him to do something straightforward, and after you fix whatever errors you had in your command, he somehow forgets the instructions on how to do the last thing?
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Re: A Question For Coders

Post by Casany » 28 Sep 2017, 13:59

Crab_Spider wrote:
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Why is Dream Maker like a boyfriend that has absolutely no idea what you want him to do after you tell him to do something straightforward?
Basically what it's like with every coding language.
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Post by Bobalobdob » 28 Sep 2017, 14:00

That's why I use Unity and not obscure 2000s era engines
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Re: A Question For Coders

Post by Crab_Spider » 28 Sep 2017, 14:03

Casany wrote:
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Basically what it's like with every coding language.
I have yet to experience anything as frustrating with any other language.
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Re: A Question For Coders

Post by Rahlzel » 28 Sep 2017, 14:07

I think the real issue is that Dream Maker and other programming languages do exactly what you tell them to do instead of what you intend them to do.

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Post by Blade2000Br » 28 Sep 2017, 16:53

Bobalobdob wrote:
28 Sep 2017, 14:00
That's why I use Unity and not obscure 2000s era engines
Oi. RPG maker 2004 is a good engine to make games!

RPG Maker MV is also great :c
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Re: A Question For Coders

Post by Hulkamania » 28 Sep 2017, 17:48

Rahlzel wrote:
28 Sep 2017, 14:07
I think the real issue is that Dream Maker and other programming languages do exactly what you tell them to do instead of what you intend them to do.

"Oh, you want a double closing bracket there? Fine. Watch this."
I had an intro level coding class that described it like this:

If I tell you to go put on your socks, that's no problem. But if you wanted to tell a computer to put on it's socks, first you'd have to tell it what a sock was, then you'd need to tell it how to locate a matching pair and what to do if the sock it locates is not a valid sock, then how to put them on its feet in the first place.

Or if you told it to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, you can't just tell it to make one. You need to tell it how to locate the bread, open the jar, get a knife use the knife to apply it to the bread, use the other piece of bread with the other condiment. Computers are very literal.
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Re: A Question For Coders

Post by Bobalobdob » 28 Sep 2017, 18:00

Hulkamania wrote:
28 Sep 2017, 17:48
Or if you told it to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, you can't just tell it to make one. You need to tell it how to locate the bread, open the jar, get a knife use the knife to apply it to the bread, use the other piece of bread with the other condiment. Computers are very literal.
That's the way my teacher taught our "digital communications" class (pretty much a beginner level class for coding) algorithms.
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