A Question For Coders
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A Question For Coders
Why is Dream Maker like a boyfriend that has absolutely no idea what you want him to do after you tell him to do something straightforward, and after you fix whatever errors you had in your command, he somehow forgets the instructions on how to do the last thing?
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Re: A Question For Coders
Basically what it's like with every coding language.Crab_Spider wrote: ↑28 Sep 2017, 13:58Why is Dream Maker like a boyfriend that has absolutely no idea what you want him to do after you tell him to do something straightforward?
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Re: A Question For Coders
That's why I use Unity and not obscure 2000s era engines
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Re: A Question For Coders
I have yet to experience anything as frustrating with any other language.
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.
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Re: A Question For Coders
I think the real issue is that Dream Maker and other programming languages do exactly what you tell them to do instead of what you intend them to do.
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Re: A Question For Coders
Oi. RPG maker 2004 is a good engine to make games!
RPG Maker MV is also great :c
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Re: A Question For Coders
I had an intro level coding class that described it like this:
If I tell you to go put on your socks, that's no problem. But if you wanted to tell a computer to put on it's socks, first you'd have to tell it what a sock was, then you'd need to tell it how to locate a matching pair and what to do if the sock it locates is not a valid sock, then how to put them on its feet in the first place.
Or if you told it to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, you can't just tell it to make one. You need to tell it how to locate the bread, open the jar, get a knife use the knife to apply it to the bread, use the other piece of bread with the other condiment. Computers are very literal.
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That's the way my teacher taught our "digital communications" class (pretty much a beginner level class for coding) algorithms.Hulkamania wrote: ↑28 Sep 2017, 17:48Or if you told it to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, you can't just tell it to make one. You need to tell it how to locate the bread, open the jar, get a knife use the knife to apply it to the bread, use the other piece of bread with the other condiment. Computers are very literal.
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