
Cue the first game I had with 2 friends (will refer as A and D) after I introduced it to them...
So the game starts and we all begin as your basic marine (at the time we were far too new to the game to warrant trying a more advance class). I'm in alpha squad while my two friends were in bravo (we hadn't figured out how to set squad preference yet). We get geared up and head down to Big Red to begin a search & rescue (and destroy). I got put on FOB duty by the SL while my friend A followed bravo squad to search for survivors.
Naturally they run into alien contact and shortly afterwards, a crusher. Due to how movement works in this game A unfortunately got pushed into the path of the crusher by her fleeing squad mates resulting in a mangled chest....and a few bullet holes. She was so fucked up they couldn't keep her alive on ground base and she required a lift to the Ship for surgery.
Now D, This was D's first game and spent the first 20-30 minutes fighting the controls, learning how to put on a shirt and load a gun....he was still on the ship while the chaos was all happening. Finally and Alamo comes up for the 3rd time and he gets on, ready to join the fray.
I let him know I'll be waiting at the landing pad and will lead him to the front lines for some tasty tasty murder. I take position on the landing zones walk way and prepare for the ship to land....
I start hearing the landing noises and so take a step around the corner of the landing pad to meet him out back....just as the back corner of the wing of the Alamo comes down and squashes me into a half-dozen pieces. embarrassing....the medics set up nearby turn in my direction.
"What a mess".
So D walks out, looks for me and (over Skype) I mention...that bloody mess...that's me. I think to myself, remembering the odd game of SS13 Iv had, it's bloody hard to permanently die in this game, there is cloning and golem possessing, if the basic field medic can bring me back from death maybe there is something on the Ship that could bring me back from this...
So D does his best to pick up my limbs and body parts, putting them in his backpack. A finally comes down from surgery, see's D and picks up what D couldn't fit of me. They get on the Alamo and head to medical...praying there was something that could fix their poor idiot friend.
Walking into medical they call out for assistance
"help!, our friends hurt and could use medical attention"
Doctor: "you guys seem fine, where is your friend? Back on the Alamo?".
A &

Doctor: "where is he?"
Now D hadn't quite got a handle on the controls yet and proceeds THROW my head at a glass window, cracking it, while my head bounces onto a nearby table.
Doctor: "ah....pretty sure he is dead"

Apparently if you fuck up spectacularly, you can in fact get yourself so dead even death-cheating, spread-sheet memorising Doctors can't fix you...
I ghosted the rest of the round while my friends played it out, dying once the aliens invaded the Ship...
Hope you enjoyed reading the story as much as I did living it. I'll see you out there

Can't wait to learn the complexities of this game

Can't remember the last time we all laughed so hard during the medbay scene.