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Ask me any Colonial Marines question...

Post by Tidomann » 11 Oct 2017, 19:50

and once I've answered, edit your question to make me look like a baldie.
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Re: Ask me any Colonial Marines question...

Post by Desolane900 » 11 Oct 2017, 19:53

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Re: Ask me any Colonial Marines question...

Post by Challenger » 11 Oct 2017, 19:55

What's your favorite way to sell donk-pockets to the marines mid combat without drawing too much attention to yourself?
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Re: Ask me any Colonial Marines question...

Post by Tidomann » 11 Oct 2017, 19:56

Challenger wrote: ↑
11 Oct 2017, 19:55
Make sure to turn off your suit light, and try to stick to the sides of the main combat lines. Watch for others coming into the darkness from the light.
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Re: Ask me any Colonial Marines question...

Post by Kerek » 11 Oct 2017, 21:58

How can I get fren?
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Re: Ask me any Colonial Marines question...

Post by Crab_Spider » 11 Oct 2017, 22:12

How do I socialize with others and maintain a consistent character that has a gimmick?
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.

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Re: Ask me any Colonial Marines question...

Post by Trench007 » 11 Oct 2017, 22:19

How do I smuggle drugged coffee to the bald CO?
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Re: Ask me any Colonial Marines question...

Post by Tidomann » 11 Oct 2017, 22:33

Kneez wrote: ↑
11 Oct 2017, 21:58
Be a female marine, in charlie or delta. Have vibrant coloured long hair. Let things happen

Crab_Spider wrote: ↑
11 Oct 2017, 22:12
Use it to get people to help you, the rest are assholes.

Trench007 wrote: ↑
11 Oct 2017, 22:19
Drink it at the end of the round when you are the last marine left then hide in a locker.
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Re: Ask me any Colonial Marines question...

Post by Kerek » 11 Oct 2017, 22:42

Shotgun how?????
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Re: Ask me any Colonial Marines question...

Post by Tidomann » 11 Oct 2017, 22:45

Kneez wrote: ↑
11 Oct 2017, 22:42
Shotgun: Apply directly to forehead.
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Re: Ask me any Colonial Marines question...

Post by Crab_Spider » 11 Oct 2017, 23:06

How do I date a female Marine? How do I be a wingman?
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.

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Re: Ask me any Colonial Marines question...

Post by Snypehunter007 » 12 Oct 2017, 00:14

What is one of my three in-game character names?
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Re: Ask me any Colonial Marines question...

Post by Crab_Spider » 12 Oct 2017, 00:16

Snypehunter007 wrote: ↑
12 Oct 2017, 00:14
 What is one of my three in-game character names?
Kam "Blast" Hired
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Re: Ask me any Colonial Marines question...

Post by Tidomann » 12 Oct 2017, 00:55

Crab_Spider wrote: ↑
11 Oct 2017, 23:06
Help your fellow PO, tread the danger zone, avoid ERP.

Snypehunter007 wrote: ↑
12 Oct 2017, 00:14
Sugar
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Re: Ask me any Colonial Marines question...

Post by davidofmk771 » 12 Oct 2017, 02:44

What should I do if I accidentally set off a grenade in a busy RO line?
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Re: Ask me any Colonial Marines question...

Post by Crab_Spider » 12 Oct 2017, 07:23

davidofmk771 wrote: ↑
12 Oct 2017, 02:44
 What should I do if I accidentally set off a grenade in a busy RO line?

Disconnect immediately.
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Re: Ask me any Colonial Marines question...

Post by Snypehunter007 » 12 Oct 2017, 09:30

Tidomann wrote: ↑
12 Oct 2017, 00:55
 Sugar
Crab_Spider wrote: ↑
12 Oct 2017, 00:16
 Kam "Blast" Hired
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Re: Ask me any Colonial Marines question...

Post by Crab_Spider » 12 Oct 2017, 09:37

Snypehunter007 wrote: ↑
12 Oct 2017, 09:30
 Both only partial answers.
you said one of the three characters you have.
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Re: Ask me any Colonial Marines question...

Post by Snypehunter007 » 12 Oct 2017, 09:41

Crab_Spider wrote: ↑
12 Oct 2017, 09:37
 you said one of the three characters you have.
Yes, your answer wasn't completely correct, therefore it was just a partial answer.
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Re: Ask me any Colonial Marines question...

Post by Skimmy2 » 12 Oct 2017, 15:30

How do you make Bald fashionable?
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Re: Ask me any Colonial Marines question...

Post by Crab_Spider » 12 Oct 2017, 15:32

Skimmy2 wrote: ↑
12 Oct 2017, 15:30
 How do you make Bald fashionable?
You don't.
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.

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Re: Ask me any Colonial Marines question...

Post by ImHereToHelp » 12 Oct 2017, 15:40

How to seduce female marine?
Brady Morales is here to help.
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Re: Ask me any Colonial Marines question...

Post by Crab_Spider » 12 Oct 2017, 15:41

ImHereToHelp wrote: ↑
12 Oct 2017, 15:40
 How to seduce female marine?
Impossible
You will never be as bad as the baldie who picked up a tactical shotgun while a hunter was pouncing on top of a CMO for 4 seconds, with his only response being to pace around before being decap'd by said hunter. You are not Brett Kimple, and you never will be. You are not the reason why I regular MP.

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Re: Ask me any Colonial Marines question...

Post by Skimmy2 » 12 Oct 2017, 15:45

How to seduce male marine?
Steve Humason : Squad Leader, Military Police, Squad Marine
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Re: Ask me any Colonial Marines question...

Post by Tidomann » 12 Oct 2017, 16:10

Skimmy2 wrote: ↑
12 Oct 2017, 15:45
Write a 300 word description for your female character.
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