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The Cringe Thread

Post by 433luke » 25 Oct 2017, 20:37

I am bored, so I decided to make a thread so I can see how bad CM shitposting can get. Post away.

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Post by manezinho » 25 Oct 2017, 20:38

M bodi ss rede
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Post by Philby0 » 25 Oct 2017, 20:48

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Colonial Marines. The gameplay is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jobs will go over a typical player’s head. There’s also Feweh’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these rounds, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Colonial Marines truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in PFC’s existential catchphrase “Unga Dunga Gib Gyro” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlebalded simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as the CO’s genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Bill Carson tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the Admins’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎
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Re: The Cringe Thread

Post by Rustarus » 25 Oct 2017, 20:52

Cross the rhine
feweh Announces:
DEAD: Max Terry says, "FEWEH NOTICE ME!!!!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0gGWRnoFDI
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*Dreams mode.... accomplished*-Max Terry
*Getting unfriended on steam by feweh for reasons....* rustarus: If you like pineapple on your pizza I sware to god... I will hate you slightly. But only slightly. Feweh is now offline
When Max Terry is tired (Yes this happened) You hear a voice in your head... Maybe you should tone it down a bit, you seem to be annoying the other marines
*When Max Terry is captured* Young Runner (298) hisses, "*u*k **u **oo Max Terry yells, "FUUUCK YOU!" Max Terry says, "FUCK"
*What everyone thinks of Max Terry* https://youtu.be/eOl_oWxNFrs?t=1185

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Re: The Cringe Thread

Post by Philby0 » 25 Oct 2017, 20:54

Rustarus wrote:
25 Oct 2017, 20:52
Cross the rhine
No you can't do that there's the Maginot L- OH GOD DAMMIT BELGIUM WHAT THE FUCK
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Post by Rustarus » 25 Oct 2017, 21:16

Philby0 wrote:
25 Oct 2017, 20:54
No you can't do that there's the Maginot L- OH GOD DAMMIT BELGIUM WHAT THE FUCK
I hope this becomes the next revival of the RHINE! CROSS THE RHINEEEE
feweh Announces:
DEAD: Max Terry says, "FEWEH NOTICE ME!!!!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0gGWRnoFDI
__________________________________________________
*Dreams mode.... accomplished*-Max Terry
*Getting unfriended on steam by feweh for reasons....* rustarus: If you like pineapple on your pizza I sware to god... I will hate you slightly. But only slightly. Feweh is now offline
When Max Terry is tired (Yes this happened) You hear a voice in your head... Maybe you should tone it down a bit, you seem to be annoying the other marines
*When Max Terry is captured* Young Runner (298) hisses, "*u*k **u **oo Max Terry yells, "FUUUCK YOU!" Max Terry says, "FUCK"
*What everyone thinks of Max Terry* https://youtu.be/eOl_oWxNFrs?t=1185

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Re: The Cringe Thread

Post by Wubs4Scrubs » 26 Oct 2017, 09:17

If you want cringe just wait for Mook and Spoder to start a 10 page long back and forth shitpost war.
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Re: The Cringe Thread

Post by 433luke » 27 Oct 2017, 17:03

All hail Spooderman, God of gods, lord of Memes, the one true savior!

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Re: The Cringe Thread

Post by TehSpoderman » 27 Oct 2017, 20:25

433luke wrote:
27 Oct 2017, 17:03
All hail Spooderman, God of gods, lord of Memes, the one true savior!
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Re: The Cringe Thread

Post by Heckenshutze » 27 Oct 2017, 21:59

Floor cluwne is real
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