Flex your specs

[JennerH]

I love doing these posts, you guys are a great community that I'm proud to be apart of!

Anyways, as the title says, show off how much money you spent to play 2D Spessmans all day.
See who can flex the hardest

I'll start
Xeon x5650 OC'd to 4ghz
GTX 970
16gb ddr3 RAM
800w power supply
Edgy black case
Sick corsair k70 lux keyboard
Random RGB mouse I found on Amazon
Random 1080p samsung monitor I got as a gift for helping my church
Broken ass headset I'm replacing tomorrow
Windows 10

Flex down below

[Symbiosis]

5'10
220 Pounds of All American Beef
Two Dogs, both Huskies, just like me.
Color Blind, Don't see Race or Red/Greens well.
Daywalker Ginger
Skip Leg Day, legs get enough workout carrying my upper body.
Smoke 2-3 Cigars a Week.
Never Visited Europe, all the best parts of Europe already came to America.
Sleep next to a loaded gun every night.

[JennerH]

5'10
220 Pounds of All American Beef
Two Dogs, both Huskies, just like me.
Color Blind, Don't see Race or Red/Greens well.
Daywalker Ginger
Skip Leg Day, legs get enough workout carrying my upper body.
Smoke 2-3 Cigars a Week.
Never Visited Europe, all the best parts of Europe already came to America.
Sleep next to a loaded gun every night.

Nice specs, can it run crisis?

[Symbiosis]

Nice specs, can it run crisis?

It can run 100% on any Crisis. Ultra settings.

[dannykz]

1400 W Toaster
Weighs about 1.86 KG
Plastic and aluminum external body
Capable of toasting 2 slices of bread at a time
Adjustable browning control
Removable crumb tray
2 year warranty

[Sir Lordington]

I am Heavy Weapons Guy. And THIS is my weapon.

She weighs 150kg and fires and 200 dollar custom-tooled cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute.
It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon... for twelve seconds.

Oh my god! Who touched Sascha? Alright... WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!

AHAHAHAHAHA *snort* HO HO HO

Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe... maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet.


UEEEEEEH. UAAAAAAAAAH. HAHAHAHA. CRY SOME MORE!

Hehehe. Cry some more...