USCM Dossier - Hawke 'Hotwheels' Blokkum
- HBlokkum
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USCM Dossier - Hawke 'Hotwheels' Blokkum
Full Name:
Hawke Blokkum
Nickname:
'Hotwheels'
Physical Description:
6'1, long black hair, brown eyes, and a perpetual 7 o clock shadow.
Mental Evaluation:
Prone to hooliganism, and a strange compulsion to race around in a wheelchair. It is advised to keep wheelchairs out of sight from him.
Background:
After winning his third consecutive round of Donovan's Revenge, the arcade machine spit out a medical license and a doctorate of medicine instead of the usual $10 prize. Seizing this opportunity, the now Dr. Hawke Blokkum operates on his patients, learning as he goes along!
Hawke Blokkum
Nickname:
'Hotwheels'
Physical Description:
6'1, long black hair, brown eyes, and a perpetual 7 o clock shadow.
Mental Evaluation:
Prone to hooliganism, and a strange compulsion to race around in a wheelchair. It is advised to keep wheelchairs out of sight from him.
Background:
After winning his third consecutive round of Donovan's Revenge, the arcade machine spit out a medical license and a doctorate of medicine instead of the usual $10 prize. Seizing this opportunity, the now Dr. Hawke Blokkum operates on his patients, learning as he goes along!
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Re: USCM Dossier - Hawke 'Hotwheels' Blokkum
You are a Houdini motherfucker. Thought I should let you know.
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Re: USCM Dossier - Hawke 'Hotwheels' Blokkum
My god, posted Jan 22 and I never even knew. Here's a truly underrated marine.
Reinhard Shriver
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Re: USCM Dossier - Hawke 'Hotwheels' Blokkum
Truly a god walking rolling amongst mortals.
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Re: USCM Dossier - Hawke 'Hotwheels' Blokkum
Medically malpracticed Vanechka while I watched
was terrifying
was terrifying
Ssgt Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: HEINZ WE MADE THE WAFFEN SS
Elite Hunter (488): QUEEN HELP I'M SCARED" Scurries about the escape pod locked inside
PFC Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: GLORY TO THE REVOLUTION COMRADES, DA? moments before defecting to the UPP as a traitor to the USCM
Ssgt Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: I LOST THE COMMUNIST MANIFESTO!
NOBODY SUSPECTS THE ADMEME INQUISITION
Elite Hunter (488): QUEEN HELP I'M SCARED" Scurries about the escape pod locked inside
PFC Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: GLORY TO THE REVOLUTION COMRADES, DA? moments before defecting to the UPP as a traitor to the USCM
Ssgt Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: I LOST THE COMMUNIST MANIFESTO!
DISCOVERER OF THE ADMEME INQUISITIONKarmac wrote: Griffon I love that your forum signature consists of absolutely retarded low RP comments you've made, it just helps me know that you are in fact the big gay
NOBODY SUSPECTS THE ADMEME INQUISITION
superjo98 wrote: Hey griffon you should put this in your signature since you're so robust and communism is great that way I feel special.
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Re: USCM Dossier - Hawke 'Hotwheels' Blokkum
What appeared to be a normal wound on the chest turned out to be necrotizing fasciitis, caused by an invasive streptococcus!!! There was no way to save themRoyal Griffon wrote: ↑09 Jul 2018, 21:56Medically malpracticed Vanechka while I watched
was terrifying
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Re: USCM Dossier - Hawke 'Hotwheels' Blokkum
I-
If you ever try to doctor Anders you better have an anesthetic autoinjector
Cause I'm shooting in your direction if you even TRY now
If you ever try to doctor Anders you better have an anesthetic autoinjector
Cause I'm shooting in your direction if you even TRY now
Ssgt Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: HEINZ WE MADE THE WAFFEN SS
Elite Hunter (488): QUEEN HELP I'M SCARED" Scurries about the escape pod locked inside
PFC Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: GLORY TO THE REVOLUTION COMRADES, DA? moments before defecting to the UPP as a traitor to the USCM
Ssgt Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: I LOST THE COMMUNIST MANIFESTO!
NOBODY SUSPECTS THE ADMEME INQUISITION
Elite Hunter (488): QUEEN HELP I'M SCARED" Scurries about the escape pod locked inside
PFC Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: GLORY TO THE REVOLUTION COMRADES, DA? moments before defecting to the UPP as a traitor to the USCM
Ssgt Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: I LOST THE COMMUNIST MANIFESTO!
DISCOVERER OF THE ADMEME INQUISITIONKarmac wrote: Griffon I love that your forum signature consists of absolutely retarded low RP comments you've made, it just helps me know that you are in fact the big gay
NOBODY SUSPECTS THE ADMEME INQUISITION
superjo98 wrote: Hey griffon you should put this in your signature since you're so robust and communism is great that way I feel special.
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Re: USCM Dossier - Hawke 'Hotwheels' Blokkum
Kicked his ass as synth - get fucked
I was a Synth Councilmen, alongside Jakkk, MattAtlas, SovietKitty and Omicega.
Have any questions or concerns about Synthetic? PM me on the forums, or contact me on the CM discord under the name sleepy#1984 with the nickname Sleepy Retard.
Have any questions or concerns about Synthetic? PM me on the forums, or contact me on the CM discord under the name sleepy#1984 with the nickname Sleepy Retard.
- HBlokkum
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Re: USCM Dossier - Hawke 'Hotwheels' Blokkum
I’ll never forgive you for your kitty kebabs Goldman!!!
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Re: USCM Dossier - Hawke 'Hotwheels' Blokkum
The realest player there is. Keep at it, Hawke
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SYN Simon
Young Blood Ha'ju Vagear
Part of the CO Council along with taketheshot56, Bancrose, Lumdor, and Frans_Feiffer.
PM me if you have any questions about CO
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Re: USCM Dossier - Hawke 'Hotwheels' Blokkum
The highest quality of RP that this server needs, but doesn't deserve.
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Retired. Welcome to the Medbay!
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Re: USCM Dossier - Hawke 'Hotwheels' Blokkum
My favorite CMP.HBlokkum wrote: ↑22 Jan 2018, 23:25Full Name:
Hawke Blokkum
Nickname:
'Hotwheels'
Physical Description:
6'1, long black hair, brown eyes, and a perpetual 7 o clock shadow.
Mental Evaluation:
Prone to hooliganism, and a strange compulsion to race around in a wheelchair. It is advised to keep wheelchairs out of sight from him.
Background:
After winning his third consecutive round of Donovan's Revenge, the arcade machine spit out a medical license and a doctorate of medicine instead of the usual $10 prize. Seizing this opportunity, the now Dr. Hawke Blokkum operates on his patients, learning as he goes along!
Orlando Blackburn
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Re: USCM Dossier - Hawke 'Hotwheels' Blokkum
It pains me that I must now change my nickname. I am on ultra double secret final probation and if I even SIT in a wheelchair one more time, regardless of having a broken/missing limbs or not, I'll get perma'd.
This is also a friendly reminder to not drag me into a wheelchair if I am SSD as I will b bant 5ever
This is also a friendly reminder to not drag me into a wheelchair if I am SSD as I will b bant 5ever
- CaptainYankee
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Re: USCM Dossier - Hawke 'Hotwheels' Blokkum
Yeah, if I don't like you, can I just knock you out and put you in a wheelchair, then ahelp?
Reinhard Shriver
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Re: USCM Dossier - Hawke 'Hotwheels' Blokkum
Needs to stop wearing fake yeezys, 10/10 CMP otherwise
- LaKiller8
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Re: USCM Dossier - Hawke 'Hotwheels' Blokkum
I can already see Darla doing it as a prank.
10/10 character otherwise. The funniest person there is.
10/10 character otherwise. The funniest person there is.
Thomas Echard