"FML" moments

[mizolo]

What the title says, I'll start off.


This round just passed.


I was SL, I got cucked and dragged WAAAAAAYY off by a fuckin' elite runner, SQUAD COMES AND SAVES MY FUCKING ASS.

I forget to fucking re-enter my body ... literally 3 seconds before perma-death, the de-fibb goes off ...



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noz9dEM4dPE

[MrJJJ]

Accidentally was in a hallway that had 2 crushers charging in, i wasn't just fast enough to get to the other side and then dodge them by going into a corner.

I was hit by one young crusher, which took of my right arm, and then it ran me over, breaking my chest, groin, a entire left leg and foot, then another foot, about 5 bones in total.

I died instantly, but got revived later, to my surprise, i had no internal bleeding or organ damage.

Another moment was when i was trying to get the cornered spitter and carrier with drone in CIC, and nobody was well, firing, allowing a spitter to knock me down and the carrier to hug me in the trapped CIC that was locked down, and then some guy decided its a neat idea to flamer me, and with nobody brave enough to pull me out, i slowly died and husked...
All within 30 minutes of joining and managing to get a modified HPR...FUCK

[DeusMortis]

Reflexively shooting a runner who sprinted between me and a marine only to decap said marine with barrel-charged buckshot.

I was aiming for the foot too to lower the chances of breaking someones chest or head.

[simonset55]

Getting help intent shuffled into the path of a charging queen/crusher

[Skysoldier]

dying from no oxygen thinking lung rupture - oxygen tank out of oxygen in zombie round.

[TheMusician321]

Was rping with a bunch of marines as a pred, typing something down when out of nowhere a crusher rams me, stomps me and I die.

[HackedGlass]

Reflexively shooting a runner who sprinted between me and a marine only to decap said marine with barrel-charged buckshot.

I was aiming for the foot too to lower the chances of breaking someones chest or head.

Yeah that was probably me, was it prison perhaps?

Also, that was my moment too, what are the odds?

[Simo94]

losing your arms/legs

[DeusMortis]

Yeah that was probably me, was it prison perhaps?

Also, that was my moment too, what are the odds?

It was on LV but damn, incidents like that always make me afraid of using BC shotguns

[JennerH]

Deciding to wear a helmet for once just to get 2 hit decapped anyways. Proof that helmets are for chumps

[TotallySora]

Getting hit directly by an OB together with, like, 15 other marines.

[Skimmy2]

The VERY FIRST ROUND of when they updated the Dropship to crash into CIC (amongst other locations). I was an MP heading to the CIC due to the CO ordering all MPs and Command Staff there.

Large explosion as the CIC is hit and literally everyone in the room was crushed by the ship, queue me, a lone MP with a shotgun stumbling upon 20 hungry xenos and a crashed dropship in the north CIC entrance.
FML.

[Mark Wilson]

I was squad SL, we were pushing into Lambda Labs and murdering all the aliens. Me, my squad, and another squad were in the same room fighting... when command activates an OB that is legit in the middle of the room, no offsets. We are all blown to hell, and the aliens rush in, murdering everyone.

[caleeb101]

We had just deployed on Big red and were assigned to scout duty. The squad encountered some aliens and a rav was included. Although I ran, the ravager clearly wanted to rape me more than I wanted to escape that day. I lost an arm and a leg and my groin got gorked. Medic put me in a stasis bag and slapped me on CASEVAC bed. Since I was on the bed and thought help was only seconds away, I told the other marines to retreat and leave me and that it would be fine.

>5 minuutes later and no casevac still
>young sentinel smashes bag open!
>hugged.jpg
i was so tilted

[Jonesome]

I accidentally ghosted myself once, and it was right before a mutiny too. Was kicking myself all night.

[zoboomafoo]

Getting smooshed by the dropship when it crashes.

[Smalls]

Getting nudged by some baldie into the path of a charging Crusher and not only getting smashed to shit, but it also launching me into a Boiler cloud which melted my face off.

[TotallySora]

Well, I was straight out of surgery, on my way to get new armor and weapon, when I suddenly feel pain in the chest and black out. Welp! And so I lay dying in the prep room after heart attack, with at least three marines and SL walking past me. They were clearly thinking "Meh another marine went SSD in prep room, he's so useless" when in fact I was unconscious and slowly dying. Even though I got saved when new medic joined and their HUD helped them to realise that I'm ded (but revivable).

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[ColonelCorazon]

Every time I wing my grenade and it bounces back into my face. WHOOPS.

[Anoonki]

Every time I wing my grenade and it bounces back into my face. WHOOPS.

Trying to use grenades in areas with poor lighting ever, too.
If you click into the dark tiles, sometimes you just throw it somewhere random.

[Oaks]

Joining a fresh round as a smartgunner, sitting through briefing and deployment, then being neuro-stunned, slashed and boiler gassed at the first big conflict. Was melted and braindead before I even hit the ground.

[Chowder McArthor]

Any time you join the game as a marine, and a xeno is waiting at cryo, kills you, and a moment later the admins disable new players joining. That's a real fuck-me moment.

[RobBrown4PM]

Proceed to show the wife the game. I got cocksure of my self and started spouting off about how awesome I was at it and how amazing I was, then I blew one of my squadies heads off with a slug as he walked in front of me.

Proceeded to getting lynched and laughed at by the wife.

[CCRWasHere]

Everytime the Queen charges my position and there’s no B18 or RPG specialist in sight.

[Rio]

When you get pounced by a Hunter

And a marine with a shotgun runs up to save you

Hello darkness, my old friend