Central Command Order

[HKO20006]

A post for (interesting) Central Command Order and the ensued events.

25 Feb 2018 Ice Colony
Chaznoodles as the CMO helps CL to fulfil Central Command Order

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CL was paying me off to hide the surgery tools and stop chems
So I was shoving all the IMSes in the bin
And everyone was blaming everyone else but me
Admin faxes permitted it(edited)
Enjoy
Even with me and the CL crippling marines on the ship
Marines still won
Fucking beautiful
Tossed all the IMSes and scalpels in the bin
Most fun I've had as Medbay in ages
It was more fun to hear doctors blaming each other
"WHERE IS MY IMS"
"GIVE ME BACK MY FUCKING IMS"
"CMO ORDER MPS TO SEARCH ALL MEDICS"
I manually flushed them all @CaptainYankee (Reinhard Shriver)
So I just tossed all the cauteries in the bin
So no surgeries could be finished
BEAUTIFUL
I'd have laughed even harder
There were like ten marines
Lying in cryobags
CO had no idea
The doctors were all blaming each other or the medics
I was free from all suspicion
MPs were too busy with all the larvae bursting because no IMSes
I would've BE'd me too

[Huntze]

I was CL that round, can confirm

[Chaznoodles]

Was bribed by the CL to assist, can confirm. Shoved all the IMSes and scalpels in the bins, faked a letter to stop new chems being produced.

Marines still won.

[Bad Man]

I feel like we have that orders frequently but just only now we noticed it. Reeee.