Your Character Name: Donovan Nowicki
Accused Byond Key(if known): Awan
Character Name: Awan Oostveen
Approximate time and date of the incident (Central US Time for fastest results): 4:55 EST/3:55 Central
What rule(s) were broken: 13. MPs must follow Marine Law as RULES
Description of the incident: As a Doctor I was going about prep, and the CMO wanted Iron/sugar pills created for the medics (for speedy blood recovery). The CMP heard this over the radio and started telling us over the Medical radio that this was illegal to distribute to medics, stating that it was a combination medicine. Since Iron and Sugar are both component chemicals the entirety of Medical and the Medics started telling him 'no you're wrong'. As I didn't have access to the Command net I can't be sure but the CO was called on to make a judgement as well, as the CMO had authorized these pills for use. The CO ordered the CMP to leave Medical alone, which he proceeded to very much NOT do by staying in Medical and repeating both the 'crime' (combination medicines may not be given to anyone below a Doctor) and that "In matters of the law I am superior".
So I come back from stocking the dropships with medical bots and find the CMP is arresting the CMO for... medical distribution. Despite the fact we hadn't given anything out to anyone below a Medic. And I look at his sprite... hang on a second, where is his beret? So I examine the CMP to see if he's wearing it and it's being covered by the Medical HUD but sure enough, no he's not wearing anything on top of that crew cut. So not only is he falsely arresting the CMO after the CO told him to leave he's committing the crime of Improper Uniform.
I can't attest to anything done later in the round but I heard he was arresting someone repeatedly from an MP who was passing through Medical, so it's possible behavior continued. I also attempted to ahelp the situation, but I was told that since the CMP was a staff member as well there was nothing to be done except a player report. So here I am.
Evidence (screenshots, logs, etc):
Logs (snipped for Announcements and Medical scans):
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CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "I need Dex+, Tricord, and Iron+Sugar."
You put the robot left arm into the USCM satchel.
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] asks, "Shouldn't we use 30 Clone 30 Cryo, boss?"
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] asks, "Isn't clone just better than cryo?"
Dr. Onagus Octavio [Almayer (Doc)] says, "Yeah, but they act together if combined"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] asks, "What did you mean with iron+sugar?"
Dr. Payton Beck [MedSci (Doc)] says, "It is but you can use both at the same time to heal in tandem."
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "They act together if combined that way"
Dr. Payton Beck [MedSci (Doc)] says, "Iron and sugar restore blood loss."
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] asks, "A pill whose composition is Iron and Sugar...?"
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] says, "Iron+sugar helps stimulate blood replenishment at a higher rate"
You fill the autolathe with the light tube.
SSGT Arella Aharon [Almayer (MP)] says, "Sugar is unecessary, just shove a coffee or a donut down their throat."
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "Sorry WO I really can't break it down any more than that"
CPL Leon 'Dwarf' Strough [MedSci (Med)] says, "I would like some"
You have unfastened the window from the frame.
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "So yeah, Clone/Cryo, same concept as iron/sugar, it just works faster."
The reinforced window has been hit by Donovan Nowicki with the wrench.
You start disassembling the table.
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] says, "That's fine then"
Donovan Nowicki has thrown the wrench.
The reinforced window has been hit by Donovan Nowicki with the wirecutters.
Donovan Nowicki has thrown the wirecutters.
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] says, "If you feel it works better than just clone alone then do it"
You have pried the window out of the frame.
You knock on the reinforced window.
You have pried the window into the frame.
You have pried the window out of the frame.
The reinforced window has been hit by Donovan Nowicki with the wrench.
You start disassembling the table.
Donovan Nowicki has thrown the wrench.
You knock on the reinforced window.
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] says, "But yeah, basic meds allowed for the medics only"
You start disassembling the table.
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] says, "Iron+sugar is fine"
You disassemble the table.
Donovan Nowicki has thrown the wrench.
You fill the autolathe with the table parts.
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] asks, "All of the OR rooms ready?"
You fill the autolathe with the reinforced glass.
CPL Leon 'Dwarf' Strough [MedSci (Med)] asks, "So medics can have Iron+sugar pills?"
Dr. Donovan Nowicki says, ":a All ORs have blood and defibs."
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] says, "Yes"
James 'Badluck' Kenji talks into the marine command radio headset
CPL Leon 'Dwarf' Strough [MedSci (Med)] says, "Gotcha"
Dr. Donovan Nowicki says, "All ORs have blood and defibs."
Dr. Donovan Nowicki [MedSci (Doc)] says, "All ORs have blood and defibs."
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] asks, "Is Tricord okay as well?"
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] says, "Iron stimulates blood reproduction, sugar just increases that"
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] says, "Tricord is fine"
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] says, "But no extra bic"
CPL Leon 'Dwarf' Strough [MedSci (Med)] says, "Then MR. Beck please make me a pill bottle of Iron+sugar pills"
Dr. Donovan Nowicki says, "I have delayed on providing antibiotics to the ORs until after the bots have been completed."
Dr. Donovan Nowicki [MedSci (Doc)] says, "I have delayed on providing antibiotics to the ORs until after the bots have been completed."
The USCM satchel is full, make some space.
Carter Patel hugs Donovan Nowicki to make him feel better!
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter salutes.
Dr. Donovan Nowicki asks, "Windows breaking?"
Dr. Donovan Nowicki [MedSci (Doc)] asks, "Windows breaking?"
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] says, "Yeah i heard it too"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "Cmo may I remind you that giving someone a pill with both sugar and iron in it is against the law"
You add the robot arm to the first aid kit.
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "Unless they are a doctor"
You add the health sensor to the first aid/robot arm assembly.
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "Sugar is not a medicine, CMP"
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] asks, "How so?"
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "It's not against the law, iron and sugar are not combined drugs."
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "So a squad medic should not be getting that"
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "It's sugar."
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "It's literally food."
Dr. Donovan Nowicki says, "It's a mixed chemical, but not a mixed medicine CMP."
Dr. Donovan Nowicki [MedSci (Doc)] says, "It's a mixed chemical, but not a mixed medicine CMP."
TSGT John 'Shooter' Sharp says, "Doc i have a sharp pain in my head"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] asks, "You are saying you are not using it as medication?"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "You are using it as medication thus it is medicine"
CPL Leon 'Dwarf' Strough [MedSci (Med)] says, "We are eating it"
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] says, "Iron is also used like a medicine CMP"
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "I'm saying that if what you're saying is true, pills are illegal, because they use a binder to solidify the medicine in it."
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "It is at least two chemicals, thus illegal."
Awan Oostveen talks into the marine command radio headset
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "Combination medication is illegal"
Arturo McGee talks into the marine alpha medic radio headset
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "Litearlly every pill would be illegal"
Arturo McGee talks into the marine alpha medic radio headset
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "If what you are saying is true WO"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "And sugar and iron is a combination"
TSGT John 'Shooter' Sharp says, "CMO i think something is wrong"
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "Sugar is a common binder, you know."
Athena Blackburn talks into the marine delta medic radio headset
CPL Athena Blackburn [MedSci (Med)] says, "Arturo does have a point"
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] says, "Look CMP, all Iron+Sugar is, is a simple construct of normal metabolizing agents that help replenish blood in the body"
Faith 'Dragon' Weeter talks into the chief medical officer's headset
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] says, "It's natural"
Dr. Payton Beck [MedSci (Doc)] says, "Iron and Sugar is found in all food on this ship."
LOOC: Donovan Nowicki: oh lord
Awan Oostveen talks into the marine command radio headset
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "It is used as medicine"
CPL Frankie Day [MedSci (Med)] asks, "Aren't all medications just compounds?"
Ms. Elizabeth Nightingale [MedSci (CL)] asks, "If I'm correct, certain combinations can be legally approved by the chief medical officer, correct?"
LOOC: Donovan Nowicki: the Alamo...
Dr. Sybil Enderly [Almayer (Rsr)] asks, "So food is illegal then?"
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "WO do you want me to get an SO or the XO/CO down here"
Felkry McKendrick talks into the marine command radio headset
CPL Frankie Day [MedSci (Med)] says, "Bicaridine is inaprovaline sugar and something else, I think."
Ms. Elizabeth Nightingale [MedSci (CL)] asks, "Or am I not correct?"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "And I will arrest anyone found with pill with both of them in int"
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "I'm not sure the specific ones our machines use, though. It's like saying it's illegal to distribute a sandwich to replenish your blood, because it's used as medicine in that context."
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "I'll happily have one of them correct you"
Dr. Elizabeth Rooke [MedSci (Rsr)] says, "Can you not just give them an iron pill and a sugar pill?"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "Final authority on all matters trelated to the law"
Dr. Sybil Enderly [MedSci (Rsr)] asks, "Is food illiegal then sence it has sugar and iron?"
CPL Frankie Day [MedSci (Med)] says, "I mean, it's not like the WO has any authority on medication beside enforcement of the CO and CMO's will."
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "Final authority on all matters related to the law"
Dr. Donovan Nowicki asks, "CMO, one medibot to the Normandy, one medibot to the Lobby, and two to the Alamo, is this fine?"
Dr. Donovan Nowicki [MedSci (Doc)] asks, "CMO, one medibot to the Normandy, one medibot to the Lobby, and two to the Alamo, is this fine?"
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "You're not a doctor, and you're saying that all the doctors are wrong, while you are not qualified to make that decision, CMP."
Carter Patel grabs the small cases with the Caterpillar P-5000 Work Loader Hydraulic Claw.
Carter Patel drops the small cases on the floor with the Caterpillar P-5000 Work Loader Hydraulic Claw.
CPL Frankie Day [MedSci (Med)] says, "Yeah. It's only related to the law if the CO makes it illegal."
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "I am because it is in my handbook"
Ms. Elizabeth Nightingale [MedSci (CL)] says, "The CMO, in my opinion, should have the right to approve beneficial medications regardless of mixture."
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "You are trying to say they are not but you are using it as medication"
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "You're saying it's a combination drug, while we're saying sugar doesn't count as one."
Ms. Elizabeth Nightingale [MedSci (CL)] says, "If it helps save lives, what is wrong with it? Not like it's space drugs."
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "You put it in the pill to get an effect"
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "It's fucking food."
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "As medication"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "Then bring food"
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] asks, "If I blend a sandwich and make a pill out of it, is it illegal?"
CPL Frankie Day [MedSci (Med)] says, "Guys. Sugar is an active ingredient in the medicine. The only talking point should be whether the CMO and CO authorized it. If they did, then the WO has no authority. If they didn't, listen to him."
CPL Athena Blackburn [MedSci (Med)] says, "CMP please don't make our life harder then you need to"
Dr. Donovan Nowicki asks, "Professor?"
Dr. Donovan Nowicki [MedSci (Doc)] asks, "Professor?"
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "Don't worry, we're getting command to correct you WO so you can see you're wrong, just wait."
You complete the Medibot! Beep boop.
OOC: Kerek: stop talking into the comms thing mr. Xeno
You put the robot left arm into the USCM satchel.
You put the proximity sensor into the USCM satchel.
Carter Patel has thrown the proximity sensor.
You put the proximity sensor into the USCM satchel.
You complete the Medibot! Beep boop.
You complete the Medibot! Beep boop.
Carter Patel has thrown the warning cone.
Dr. Sybil Enderly [MedSci (Rsr)] asks, "Permission to help with surgery and stuff if needed CMO?"
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "CMO did command say anything"
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] says, "Granted as long as you have no duties of your own to attend to"
Dr. Sybil Enderly [MedSci (Rsr)] says, "Will do."
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] says, "The commander hasn't addressed the issue directly yet"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "I have the final authority on all matters related to the law"
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "Ask him to, it'll take two seconds"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "The commander does not outrank me on this"
CPL Leon 'Dwarf' Strough [MedSci (Med)] says, "Wait"
Athena Blackburn stocks the MarineMed with an advanced trauma kit.
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "You don't get to just arrest the entire station WO"
Athena Blackburn stocks the MarineMed with an advanced burn kit.
CPL Leon 'Dwarf' Strough [MedSci (Med)] says, "Your saying"
CDR Reno 'Weenie' Story [MedSci (CO)] says, "I have contacted the MPs to lay off"
Dr. Payton Beck [MedSci (Doc)] says, "Actually the Commander of this ship deems what Chemicals are or are not legal."
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "Thanks CO"
CPL Leon 'Dwarf' Strough [MedSci (Med)] asks, "That the Commander of THIS ship can't tell you what to do?"
Dr. Payton Beck [MedSci (Doc)] says, "Check your book."
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "You do not have the knowledge to decide whether sugar counts or not as such, CMP."
You add the robot arm to the first aid kit.
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "Saying you do is saying you have a medical license."
You put the HF2 health analyzer into the USCM satchel.
You add the health sensor to the first aid/robot arm assembly.
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] asks, "Are you practicing medicine without a license?"
Awan Oostveen talks into the marine command radio headset
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "You admitted already that they are added to trat a patient"
Awan Oostveen talks into the marine command radio headset
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "I asked why you wanted both in one pill"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "That was adressed already"
CDR Reno 'Weenie' Story [MedSci (CO)] asks, "CMO, are you present?"
Faith 'Dragon' Weeter talks into the chief medical officer's headset
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] says, "I am sir"
You complete the Medibot! Beep boop.
CPL Leon 'Dwarf' Strough says, "Pass out the pills"
Arturo McGee talks into the marine alpha medic radio headset
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "CO this CMP is still fucking with the medics and doctors"
You turn on the hand labeler.
CDR Reno 'Weenie' Story [MedSci (CO)] asks, "Will you alllow the use of this blood regenning drug?"
SSGT Arella Aharon says, "Chief. I'll deal with this."
You set the text to 'THE WONDERDOC'.
TSGT John 'Shooter' Sharp says, "No one is listening"
Medibot has been hit by Donovan Nowicki with the hand labeler.
You label Medibot as "THE WONDERDOC".
You turn off the hand labeler.
Faith 'Dragon' Weeter talks into the chief medical officer's headset
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] says, "I authorized the use of Iron+sugar distribution to medics and basic medical supplies they have access to"
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "CMO has approved it sir"
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] says, "Nothing more"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "That does not matter"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "Combination medications (more than one medication in a pill or bottle) may never be distributed to anyone below a Doctor."
You turn on the hand labeler.
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] asks, "CMP, you're making a medical decision on a matter that you're not competent to make, are you saying that you are allowed to do so?"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "I already got told what it is for"
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] asks, "You have a medical license?"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "But more then one type of medicine cannot be added"
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] asks, "Are you saying that us, Doctors, saying that sugar does not count as a medication, are wrong, but you, a CMP without a medical license, are right?"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "If you tell me you want to treat a patient by shooting him I will still arrest you"
Dr. Elizabeth Rooke [MedSci (Rsr)] says, "Jesus, people, just give them a pill for each."
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "WO purposefully disobeying the CO and calling him out like that isn't a smart move"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "Not because you are treating them but because you are breaking the law"
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "You're breaking the law."
You set the text to 'THE PAINKILLER'.
Medibot has been hit by Donovan Nowicki with the hand labeler.
You label Medibot as "THE PAINKILLER".
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "You are literally breaking the law by disrespecting your superiors and insubordination"
You turn off the hand labeler.
You turn on the hand labeler.
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "I am not"
You set the text to 'THE LIFESAVER'.
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "The CO said to lay off and leave and you have done neither"
Medibot has been hit by Donovan Nowicki with the hand labeler.
You label Medibot as "THE LIFESAVER".
You turn off the hand labeler.
You turn on the hand labeler.
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "They do not outrank me on matters related to the law"
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] asks, "Do you have a medical license, CMP, that allows you to say that sugar is a medication that warrants to be treated as such in said law?"
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "They do outrank you on orders and you have not followed them"
CPL Jax 'Baldie' Tidingson [MedSci (Med)] says, "CMP can you take this up in person you're clogging medical comms"
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] asks, "Or do you have anything that says that sugar is a medicine?"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "The doctor litterly said he needed it as medicine"
LCDR Dominic Quinn [MedSci (CE)] asks, "So there's this part where if CMO and CO say something is okay, it is. Did they not say that?"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "Combination medications (more than one medication in a pill or bottle) may never be distributed to anyone below a Doctor."
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "Never"
You turn off the hand labeler.
You set the text to 'THE '.
You turn on the hand labeler.
LCDR Dominic Quinn [MedSci (CE)] says, "Okay, give me that law book, right now"
LCDR Dominic Quinn [MedSci (CE)] says, "Seriously, come to engi, and hand me the book"
Medibot (THE LIFESAVER) beeps, "Delicious!"
You set the text to 'THE TRIAGE MACHINE'.
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "Left one outside the brig"
Medibot has been hit by Donovan Nowicki with the hand labeler.
You label Medibot as "THE TRIAGE MACHINE".
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "Sugar on its own is not a medication"
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "Okay, so pills are all illegal now, CMP said it."
You turn off the hand labeler.
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "Sugar is never issued on its own as medication"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "The doctor litterly said it was"
Dr. Sybil Enderly [Almayer (Rsr)] says, "Pill are illegal fuck."
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "Therefor it is not a combination drug"
CPL Athena Blackburn asks, "How should I know?"
Dr. Sybil Enderly [MedSci (Rsr)] says, "Woops"
You put the hand labeler into the USCM satchel.
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "The doctor already said it was"
CPL Athena Blackburn says, "All I know is that your lungs are fucked"
CPL Leon 'Dwarf' Strough [MedSci (Med)] says, "What if we just handed out Iron pills"
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "Sugar is an addittive, not a medication."
Athena Blackburn grabs the roller bed from the floor!
Athena Blackburn puts the roller bed into the USCM medic backpack.
Donovan Nowicki has analyzed Charles H. Swanson's vitals.
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "The doctor also said ITS APPROVED"
CPL Leon 'Dwarf' Strough [MedSci (Med)] says, "And then sugar pills"
You put the HF2 health analyzer into the medical pouch.
Dr. Payton Beck [MedSci (Doc)] asks, "What the fuck are you going on about combined medications?"
Donovan Nowicki has grabbed Charles H. Swanson passively!
Body Scanner Console pings as it stores the scan report of Charles H. Swanson
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "100% ok to hand out iron"
Dr. Payton Beck [MedSci (Doc)] says, "There isn't a single word about that in Marine Law."
Dr. Donovan Nowicki says, "How..."
CPL Athena Blackburn says, "I have no idea"
Donovan Nowicki has grabbed Charles H. Swanson passively!
Donovan Nowicki starts putting Charles H. Swanson into the autodoc medical system.
CPL Leon 'Dwarf' Strough [MedSci (Med)] asks, "Asnd sugar pills?"
CPL Charles H. Swanson gasps!
The autodoc medical system begins to operate, loud audible clicks lock the pod.
TSGT John 'Shooter' Sharp [Almayer (MT)] says, "So is stealing the COs booze"
Athena Blackburn talks into the marine delta medic radio headset
CPL Athena Blackburn says, "Our engi charles, managed to fuck up his lungs"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "As long as you seperate the pills into 2 containers it is 100% fine"
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter says, "Ah"
Athena Blackburn stocks the MarineMed with an advanced trauma kit.
CPL Leon 'Dwarf' Strough [MedSci (Med)] says, "So"
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "And I'm not joking"
Athena Blackburn has thrown the pill bottle.
CPL Leon 'Dwarf' Strough [MedSci (Med)] asks, "You just want to make life worse for us and the marines then?"
You turn on the hand labeler.
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "Sugar pills are a medication."
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "You're stating. That sugar. Is a medication."
You set the text to 'Medbay Defib (STAYS HERE)'.
You label the emergency defibrillator as "Medbay Defib (STAYS HERE)".
You turn off the hand labeler.
TSGT John 'Shooter' Sharp [Almayer (MT)] says, "Which i totally didnt do"
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "Think about that for five seconds."
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "Your doctor did"
You turn on the hand labeler.
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "I asked him why he needed sugar in the pill"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "He said why"
You set the text to 'Chloral Hydrate'.
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "I don't think the CMP has ever heard of a placebo"
Dr. Faye Effi [MedSci (Doc)] says, "If you need me yell. smoke break"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "Not me"
ENS Emily Horowitz [Almayer (RO)] says, "Theres an empty machete scabbard in Req we might have to be arrested."
You label the hypospray as "Chloral Hydrate".
You put the hypospray (Chloral Hydrate) into the USCM satchel.
Dr. Payton Beck [MedSci (Doc)] says, "Just ignore Oostveen, he has NO medical expertise. He's a glorified mall cop."
CPL Athena Blackburn [MedSci (Med)] asks, "CMP please, we medics are stuffed beyond believe and you want us to take even more shit with us?"
CPL Leon 'Dwarf' Strough [MedSci (Med)] says, "It's for flavor"
You turn off the hand labeler.
You turn on the hand labeler.
Medibot (THE WONDERDOC) beeps, "Delicious!"
TSGT Carter Patel screams!
Invalid text.
You turn off the hand labeler.
Mudder Plantagenet talks into the marine bravo radio headset
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "You're being ridiculous. You're bending the law right now outside its definition, CMP."
You turn on the hand labeler.
You set the text to 'Dexalin'.
The solution begins to bubble.
You label the hypospray as "Dexalin".
You turn off the hand labeler.
The solution begins to bubble.
The solution begins to bubble.
The solution begins to bubble.
You put the hypospray (Dexalin) into the medical pouch.
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter says, "CMP"
Dr. Payton Beck says, "Nowicki"
CPL Leon 'Dwarf' Strough [MedSci (Med)] says, "Just so you can feel powerful"
Dr. Payton Beck asks, "You wanna take over in here?"
Dr. Donovan Nowicki asks, "Yes?"
Dr. Donovan Nowicki says, "Oh no, I just need to chrate one mix."
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "Again, a fucking binder to make pills is medicine, so all pills that have anything else in it are illegal."
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] says, "CMP I have a document for you"
CPL Erika Steiner says, "Thanks."
You transfer 10 units of the solution to the hypospray (Dexalin).
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] asks, "That your statement?"
You transfer 10 units of the solution to the hypospray (Dexalin).
You transfer 10 units of the solution to the hypospray (Dexalin).
You stock WeylandMed Plus with a Dexaline bottle.
You put the hypospray (Dexalin) into the medical pouch.
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "Shit guys I think we need to go all the way to the Fleet Admiral on this on e"
Something is already loaded into the machine.
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "CMP is clearly above the law"
Payton Beck has thrown the alpha squad gloves.
You add the beaker to the machine!
You set the large beaker on the machine.
Payton Beck adds a beaker to the cryo cell!
Payton Beck adds a beaker to the cryo cell!
The solution begins to bubble.
The solution begins to bubble.
Elizabeth Rooke talks into the medical radio headset
Dr. Elizabeth Rooke [MedSci (Rsr)] asks, "Is this really the hill that everyone on this frequency wants to die on?"
CPL Athena Blackburn [MedSci (Med)] says, "No the CMP is NOT above the law, even if he tries to be right now"
Elizabeth Rooke talks into the medical radio headset
Dr. Elizabeth Rooke [MedSci (Rsr)] says, "Just give out separate pills."
You transfer 10 units of the solution to the hypospray (Chloral Hydrate).
Dr. Payton Beck [MedSci (Doc)] says, "Alright, Cryo is ready to recieve patients."
You transfer 10 units of the solution to the hypospray (Chloral Hydrate).
You transfer 10 units of the solution to the hypospray (Chloral Hydrate).
You put the hypospray (Chloral Hydrate) into the USCM satchel.
Payton Beck stocks the MarineMed with an advanced burn kit.
Payton Beck stocks the MarineMed with an advanced trauma kit.
You set the bluespace beaker on the machine.
CPL Athena Blackburn [MedSci (Med)] says, "This whole discussion was beyond stupid"
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] asks, "Anyone have tape?"
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "Sugar pills Rooke."
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "Sugar. Pills."
CPL Frankie Day [MedSci (Med)] asks, "Did the WO get his ass handed to him by the Provost?"
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] says, "Thank you"
Dr. Elizabeth Rooke [MedSci (Rsr)] says, "Yeah, it's idiotic. But it's also not worth arguing about for twenty minutes."
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "I don't know but he's stopped talking on comms so I'm fine with it"
CPL Athena Blackburn [MedSci (Med)] asks, "Is the engi that got his lungs fucked back up doctors?"
Dr. Payton Beck [MedSci (Doc)] asks, "Who the fuck remodeled the Medbay?"
Dr. Donovan Nowicki asks, "Remodeled...?"
Dr. Donovan Nowicki [MedSci (Doc)] asks, "Remodeled...?"
Dr. Onagus Octavio says, "I have a headache."
CPL Erika Steiner [MedSci (Med)] asks, "Thought this might of been over something like dermakelo, but sugar pills?"
Dr. Sybil Enderly asks, "Did marien blow themselves up?"
Dr. Elizabeth Rooke says, "One of our brave marines shoved crayons up his nose, and another discharged a submachine gun on accident at the end."
Dr. Sybil Enderly says, "Marines even"
*---------*
This is Awan Oostveen!
He is wearing a chief MP uniform with a shoulder holster.
He is wearing a M3 pattern MP armor.
He is carrying some handcuffs on his M3 pattern MP armor.
He has a security backpack on his back.
He has some black gloves on his hands.
He has a M276 pattern military police rig about his waist.
He is wearing some marine combat boots on his feet.
He has HUDSunglasses covering his eyes.
He has a marine command radio headset on his ear.
He is wearing Awan Oostveen's ID Card (Chief MP).
Triage holo card: [none] - No scan report on record
*---------*
Faith 'Dragon' Weeter hands the paper to Awan Oostveen.
Dr. Sybil Enderly says, "PFF"
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter says, "This is my official statement CMP"
WO Awan Oostveen says, "Nice"
WO Awan Oostveen says, "Please get on the floor cmo"
SGT Erwin Dietrich [Almayer (CT)] shouts, "Help! There's alot of weapons on the ground in Req!"
WO Awan Oostveen says, "You are being arresteed"
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter asks, "Wait what?"
SGT Erwin Dietrich [Almayer (CT)] exclaims, "Whatever will we do!"
Dr. Sybil Enderly says, "OOFFF"
SSGT Arella Aharon [Almayer (MP)] yells, "Flee!"
WO Awan Oostveen says, "Medication Distribution"
Dr. Donovan Nowicki asks, "Excuse me?"
ENS Emily Horowitz [Almayer (RO)] says, "We should EXECUTE THEM."
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter asks, "You're arresting me?"
Dr. Onagus Octavio [Almayer (Doc)] yells, "Unsecured equipment?!"
WO Awan Oostveen says, "Did you hear me"
ENS Emily Horowitz [Almayer (RO)] says, "Whoever did this needs to go into PERMABRIG"
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter says, "I won't fight..."
Dr. Onagus Octavio [Almayer (Doc)] says, "THE HORROR."
Dr. Elizabeth Rooke says, "Medication distribution is truly the most heinous crime."
WO Awan Oostveen says, "When I told you 20 times"
ENS Emily Horowitz [Almayer (RO)] says, "I CAN'T BELIEVE THERES GUNS ON THE GROUND IN REQ"
WO Awan Oostveen says, "Combination medications (more than one medication in a pill or bottle) may never be distributed to anyone below a Doctor."
Dr. Donovan Nowicki exclaims, "The only persons who have taken medication are Medics!"
Awan Oostveen tries to put handcuffs on Faith 'Dragon' Weeter.
SGT Erwin Dietrich [Almayer (CT)] shouts, "I'm disgusted!"
SSGT Chad Thundercock [Almayer (MP)] says, "Explain the situation calmy please."
SGT Erwin Dietrich [Almayer (CT)] yells, "Lethal inject them!"
WO Awan Oostveen says, "The distribution is illegal"
Awan Oostveen has grabbed Faith 'Dragon' Weeter passively!
Faith 'Dragon' Weeter talks into the chief medical officer's headset
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter says, "I'm being arrested"
Dr. Elizabeth Rooke says, "Sugar's still not a medication, pal."
WO Awan Oostveen says, "The having it would be aswell"
SGT Erwin Dietrich [Almayer (CT)] yells, "Th-th-th-there's weapons on the ground!"
ENS Emily Horowitz [Almayer (RO)] asks, "V Why?"
Faith 'Dragon' Weeter talks into the chief medical officer's headset
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter says, "By the CMP"
ENS Emily Horowitz [Almayer (RO)] says, "Ooof"
WO Awan Oostveen says, "I have a doctor quoted who said it was"
Awan Oostveen shakes Faith 'Dragon' Weeter trying to wake her up!
SSGT Chad Thundercock [Almayer (MP)] says, "I am completely unable to detect sarcasm, please clarify."
Dr. Elizabeth Rooke says, "Je-sus."
Dr. Sybil Enderly says, "So"
Arella Aharon talks into the marine military police radio headset
CPL Erika Steiner [MedSci (Med)] asks, "Do we have medevac for this operation?"
CPL Frankie Day [MedSci (Med)] asks, "Is it true the CMO just got arrested, boys?"
You put the robot left arm into the USCM satchel.
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] asks, "Shouldn't we use 30 Clone 30 Cryo, boss?"
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] asks, "Isn't clone just better than cryo?"
Dr. Onagus Octavio [Almayer (Doc)] says, "Yeah, but they act together if combined"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] asks, "What did you mean with iron+sugar?"
Dr. Payton Beck [MedSci (Doc)] says, "It is but you can use both at the same time to heal in tandem."
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "They act together if combined that way"
Dr. Payton Beck [MedSci (Doc)] says, "Iron and sugar restore blood loss."
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] asks, "A pill whose composition is Iron and Sugar...?"
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] says, "Iron+sugar helps stimulate blood replenishment at a higher rate"
You fill the autolathe with the light tube.
SSGT Arella Aharon [Almayer (MP)] says, "Sugar is unecessary, just shove a coffee or a donut down their throat."
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "Sorry WO I really can't break it down any more than that"
CPL Leon 'Dwarf' Strough [MedSci (Med)] says, "I would like some"
You have unfastened the window from the frame.
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "So yeah, Clone/Cryo, same concept as iron/sugar, it just works faster."
The reinforced window has been hit by Donovan Nowicki with the wrench.
You start disassembling the table.
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] says, "That's fine then"
Donovan Nowicki has thrown the wrench.
The reinforced window has been hit by Donovan Nowicki with the wirecutters.
Donovan Nowicki has thrown the wirecutters.
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] says, "If you feel it works better than just clone alone then do it"
You have pried the window out of the frame.
You knock on the reinforced window.
You have pried the window into the frame.
You have pried the window out of the frame.
The reinforced window has been hit by Donovan Nowicki with the wrench.
You start disassembling the table.
Donovan Nowicki has thrown the wrench.
You knock on the reinforced window.
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] says, "But yeah, basic meds allowed for the medics only"
You start disassembling the table.
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] says, "Iron+sugar is fine"
You disassemble the table.
Donovan Nowicki has thrown the wrench.
You fill the autolathe with the table parts.
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] asks, "All of the OR rooms ready?"
You fill the autolathe with the reinforced glass.
CPL Leon 'Dwarf' Strough [MedSci (Med)] asks, "So medics can have Iron+sugar pills?"
Dr. Donovan Nowicki says, ":a All ORs have blood and defibs."
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] says, "Yes"
James 'Badluck' Kenji talks into the marine command radio headset
CPL Leon 'Dwarf' Strough [MedSci (Med)] says, "Gotcha"
Dr. Donovan Nowicki says, "All ORs have blood and defibs."
Dr. Donovan Nowicki [MedSci (Doc)] says, "All ORs have blood and defibs."
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] asks, "Is Tricord okay as well?"
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] says, "Iron stimulates blood reproduction, sugar just increases that"
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] says, "Tricord is fine"
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] says, "But no extra bic"
CPL Leon 'Dwarf' Strough [MedSci (Med)] says, "Then MR. Beck please make me a pill bottle of Iron+sugar pills"
Dr. Donovan Nowicki says, "I have delayed on providing antibiotics to the ORs until after the bots have been completed."
Dr. Donovan Nowicki [MedSci (Doc)] says, "I have delayed on providing antibiotics to the ORs until after the bots have been completed."
The USCM satchel is full, make some space.
Carter Patel hugs Donovan Nowicki to make him feel better!
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter salutes.
Dr. Donovan Nowicki asks, "Windows breaking?"
Dr. Donovan Nowicki [MedSci (Doc)] asks, "Windows breaking?"
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] says, "Yeah i heard it too"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "Cmo may I remind you that giving someone a pill with both sugar and iron in it is against the law"
You add the robot arm to the first aid kit.
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "Unless they are a doctor"
You add the health sensor to the first aid/robot arm assembly.
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "Sugar is not a medicine, CMP"
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] asks, "How so?"
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "It's not against the law, iron and sugar are not combined drugs."
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "So a squad medic should not be getting that"
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "It's sugar."
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "It's literally food."
Dr. Donovan Nowicki says, "It's a mixed chemical, but not a mixed medicine CMP."
Dr. Donovan Nowicki [MedSci (Doc)] says, "It's a mixed chemical, but not a mixed medicine CMP."
TSGT John 'Shooter' Sharp says, "Doc i have a sharp pain in my head"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] asks, "You are saying you are not using it as medication?"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "You are using it as medication thus it is medicine"
CPL Leon 'Dwarf' Strough [MedSci (Med)] says, "We are eating it"
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] says, "Iron is also used like a medicine CMP"
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "I'm saying that if what you're saying is true, pills are illegal, because they use a binder to solidify the medicine in it."
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "It is at least two chemicals, thus illegal."
Awan Oostveen talks into the marine command radio headset
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "Combination medication is illegal"
Arturo McGee talks into the marine alpha medic radio headset
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "Litearlly every pill would be illegal"
Arturo McGee talks into the marine alpha medic radio headset
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "If what you are saying is true WO"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "And sugar and iron is a combination"
TSGT John 'Shooter' Sharp says, "CMO i think something is wrong"
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "Sugar is a common binder, you know."
Athena Blackburn talks into the marine delta medic radio headset
CPL Athena Blackburn [MedSci (Med)] says, "Arturo does have a point"
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] says, "Look CMP, all Iron+Sugar is, is a simple construct of normal metabolizing agents that help replenish blood in the body"
Faith 'Dragon' Weeter talks into the chief medical officer's headset
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] says, "It's natural"
Dr. Payton Beck [MedSci (Doc)] says, "Iron and Sugar is found in all food on this ship."
LOOC: Donovan Nowicki: oh lord
Awan Oostveen talks into the marine command radio headset
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "It is used as medicine"
CPL Frankie Day [MedSci (Med)] asks, "Aren't all medications just compounds?"
Ms. Elizabeth Nightingale [MedSci (CL)] asks, "If I'm correct, certain combinations can be legally approved by the chief medical officer, correct?"
LOOC: Donovan Nowicki: the Alamo...
Dr. Sybil Enderly [Almayer (Rsr)] asks, "So food is illegal then?"
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "WO do you want me to get an SO or the XO/CO down here"
Felkry McKendrick talks into the marine command radio headset
CPL Frankie Day [MedSci (Med)] says, "Bicaridine is inaprovaline sugar and something else, I think."
Ms. Elizabeth Nightingale [MedSci (CL)] asks, "Or am I not correct?"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "And I will arrest anyone found with pill with both of them in int"
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "I'm not sure the specific ones our machines use, though. It's like saying it's illegal to distribute a sandwich to replenish your blood, because it's used as medicine in that context."
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "I'll happily have one of them correct you"
Dr. Elizabeth Rooke [MedSci (Rsr)] says, "Can you not just give them an iron pill and a sugar pill?"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "Final authority on all matters trelated to the law"
Dr. Sybil Enderly [MedSci (Rsr)] asks, "Is food illiegal then sence it has sugar and iron?"
CPL Frankie Day [MedSci (Med)] says, "I mean, it's not like the WO has any authority on medication beside enforcement of the CO and CMO's will."
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "Final authority on all matters related to the law"
Dr. Donovan Nowicki asks, "CMO, one medibot to the Normandy, one medibot to the Lobby, and two to the Alamo, is this fine?"
Dr. Donovan Nowicki [MedSci (Doc)] asks, "CMO, one medibot to the Normandy, one medibot to the Lobby, and two to the Alamo, is this fine?"
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "You're not a doctor, and you're saying that all the doctors are wrong, while you are not qualified to make that decision, CMP."
Carter Patel grabs the small cases with the Caterpillar P-5000 Work Loader Hydraulic Claw.
Carter Patel drops the small cases on the floor with the Caterpillar P-5000 Work Loader Hydraulic Claw.
CPL Frankie Day [MedSci (Med)] says, "Yeah. It's only related to the law if the CO makes it illegal."
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "I am because it is in my handbook"
Ms. Elizabeth Nightingale [MedSci (CL)] says, "The CMO, in my opinion, should have the right to approve beneficial medications regardless of mixture."
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "You are trying to say they are not but you are using it as medication"
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "You're saying it's a combination drug, while we're saying sugar doesn't count as one."
Ms. Elizabeth Nightingale [MedSci (CL)] says, "If it helps save lives, what is wrong with it? Not like it's space drugs."
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "You put it in the pill to get an effect"
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "It's fucking food."
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "As medication"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "Then bring food"
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] asks, "If I blend a sandwich and make a pill out of it, is it illegal?"
CPL Frankie Day [MedSci (Med)] says, "Guys. Sugar is an active ingredient in the medicine. The only talking point should be whether the CMO and CO authorized it. If they did, then the WO has no authority. If they didn't, listen to him."
CPL Athena Blackburn [MedSci (Med)] says, "CMP please don't make our life harder then you need to"
Dr. Donovan Nowicki asks, "Professor?"
Dr. Donovan Nowicki [MedSci (Doc)] asks, "Professor?"
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "Don't worry, we're getting command to correct you WO so you can see you're wrong, just wait."
You complete the Medibot! Beep boop.
OOC: Kerek: stop talking into the comms thing mr. Xeno
You put the robot left arm into the USCM satchel.
You put the proximity sensor into the USCM satchel.
Carter Patel has thrown the proximity sensor.
You put the proximity sensor into the USCM satchel.
You complete the Medibot! Beep boop.
You complete the Medibot! Beep boop.
Carter Patel has thrown the warning cone.
Dr. Sybil Enderly [MedSci (Rsr)] asks, "Permission to help with surgery and stuff if needed CMO?"
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "CMO did command say anything"
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] says, "Granted as long as you have no duties of your own to attend to"
Dr. Sybil Enderly [MedSci (Rsr)] says, "Will do."
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] says, "The commander hasn't addressed the issue directly yet"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "I have the final authority on all matters related to the law"
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "Ask him to, it'll take two seconds"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "The commander does not outrank me on this"
CPL Leon 'Dwarf' Strough [MedSci (Med)] says, "Wait"
Athena Blackburn stocks the MarineMed with an advanced trauma kit.
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "You don't get to just arrest the entire station WO"
Athena Blackburn stocks the MarineMed with an advanced burn kit.
CPL Leon 'Dwarf' Strough [MedSci (Med)] says, "Your saying"
CDR Reno 'Weenie' Story [MedSci (CO)] says, "I have contacted the MPs to lay off"
Dr. Payton Beck [MedSci (Doc)] says, "Actually the Commander of this ship deems what Chemicals are or are not legal."
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "Thanks CO"
CPL Leon 'Dwarf' Strough [MedSci (Med)] asks, "That the Commander of THIS ship can't tell you what to do?"
Dr. Payton Beck [MedSci (Doc)] says, "Check your book."
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "You do not have the knowledge to decide whether sugar counts or not as such, CMP."
You add the robot arm to the first aid kit.
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "Saying you do is saying you have a medical license."
You put the HF2 health analyzer into the USCM satchel.
You add the health sensor to the first aid/robot arm assembly.
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] asks, "Are you practicing medicine without a license?"
Awan Oostveen talks into the marine command radio headset
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "You admitted already that they are added to trat a patient"
Awan Oostveen talks into the marine command radio headset
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "I asked why you wanted both in one pill"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "That was adressed already"
CDR Reno 'Weenie' Story [MedSci (CO)] asks, "CMO, are you present?"
Faith 'Dragon' Weeter talks into the chief medical officer's headset
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] says, "I am sir"
You complete the Medibot! Beep boop.
CPL Leon 'Dwarf' Strough says, "Pass out the pills"
Arturo McGee talks into the marine alpha medic radio headset
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "CO this CMP is still fucking with the medics and doctors"
You turn on the hand labeler.
CDR Reno 'Weenie' Story [MedSci (CO)] asks, "Will you alllow the use of this blood regenning drug?"
SSGT Arella Aharon says, "Chief. I'll deal with this."
You set the text to 'THE WONDERDOC'.
TSGT John 'Shooter' Sharp says, "No one is listening"
Medibot has been hit by Donovan Nowicki with the hand labeler.
You label Medibot as "THE WONDERDOC".
You turn off the hand labeler.
Faith 'Dragon' Weeter talks into the chief medical officer's headset
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] says, "I authorized the use of Iron+sugar distribution to medics and basic medical supplies they have access to"
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "CMO has approved it sir"
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] says, "Nothing more"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "That does not matter"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "Combination medications (more than one medication in a pill or bottle) may never be distributed to anyone below a Doctor."
You turn on the hand labeler.
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] asks, "CMP, you're making a medical decision on a matter that you're not competent to make, are you saying that you are allowed to do so?"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "I already got told what it is for"
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] asks, "You have a medical license?"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "But more then one type of medicine cannot be added"
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] asks, "Are you saying that us, Doctors, saying that sugar does not count as a medication, are wrong, but you, a CMP without a medical license, are right?"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "If you tell me you want to treat a patient by shooting him I will still arrest you"
Dr. Elizabeth Rooke [MedSci (Rsr)] says, "Jesus, people, just give them a pill for each."
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "WO purposefully disobeying the CO and calling him out like that isn't a smart move"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "Not because you are treating them but because you are breaking the law"
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "You're breaking the law."
You set the text to 'THE PAINKILLER'.
Medibot has been hit by Donovan Nowicki with the hand labeler.
You label Medibot as "THE PAINKILLER".
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "You are literally breaking the law by disrespecting your superiors and insubordination"
You turn off the hand labeler.
You turn on the hand labeler.
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "I am not"
You set the text to 'THE LIFESAVER'.
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "The CO said to lay off and leave and you have done neither"
Medibot has been hit by Donovan Nowicki with the hand labeler.
You label Medibot as "THE LIFESAVER".
You turn off the hand labeler.
You turn on the hand labeler.
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "They do not outrank me on matters related to the law"
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] asks, "Do you have a medical license, CMP, that allows you to say that sugar is a medication that warrants to be treated as such in said law?"
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "They do outrank you on orders and you have not followed them"
CPL Jax 'Baldie' Tidingson [MedSci (Med)] says, "CMP can you take this up in person you're clogging medical comms"
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] asks, "Or do you have anything that says that sugar is a medicine?"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "The doctor litterly said he needed it as medicine"
LCDR Dominic Quinn [MedSci (CE)] asks, "So there's this part where if CMO and CO say something is okay, it is. Did they not say that?"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "Combination medications (more than one medication in a pill or bottle) may never be distributed to anyone below a Doctor."
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "Never"
You turn off the hand labeler.
You set the text to 'THE '.
You turn on the hand labeler.
LCDR Dominic Quinn [MedSci (CE)] says, "Okay, give me that law book, right now"
LCDR Dominic Quinn [MedSci (CE)] says, "Seriously, come to engi, and hand me the book"
Medibot (THE LIFESAVER) beeps, "Delicious!"
You set the text to 'THE TRIAGE MACHINE'.
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "Left one outside the brig"
Medibot has been hit by Donovan Nowicki with the hand labeler.
You label Medibot as "THE TRIAGE MACHINE".
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "Sugar on its own is not a medication"
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "Okay, so pills are all illegal now, CMP said it."
You turn off the hand labeler.
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "Sugar is never issued on its own as medication"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "The doctor litterly said it was"
Dr. Sybil Enderly [Almayer (Rsr)] says, "Pill are illegal fuck."
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "Therefor it is not a combination drug"
CPL Athena Blackburn asks, "How should I know?"
Dr. Sybil Enderly [MedSci (Rsr)] says, "Woops"
You put the hand labeler into the USCM satchel.
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "The doctor already said it was"
CPL Athena Blackburn says, "All I know is that your lungs are fucked"
CPL Leon 'Dwarf' Strough [MedSci (Med)] says, "What if we just handed out Iron pills"
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "Sugar is an addittive, not a medication."
Athena Blackburn grabs the roller bed from the floor!
Athena Blackburn puts the roller bed into the USCM medic backpack.
Donovan Nowicki has analyzed Charles H. Swanson's vitals.
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "The doctor also said ITS APPROVED"
CPL Leon 'Dwarf' Strough [MedSci (Med)] says, "And then sugar pills"
You put the HF2 health analyzer into the medical pouch.
Dr. Payton Beck [MedSci (Doc)] asks, "What the fuck are you going on about combined medications?"
Donovan Nowicki has grabbed Charles H. Swanson passively!
Body Scanner Console pings as it stores the scan report of Charles H. Swanson
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "100% ok to hand out iron"
Dr. Payton Beck [MedSci (Doc)] says, "There isn't a single word about that in Marine Law."
Dr. Donovan Nowicki says, "How..."
CPL Athena Blackburn says, "I have no idea"
Donovan Nowicki has grabbed Charles H. Swanson passively!
Donovan Nowicki starts putting Charles H. Swanson into the autodoc medical system.
CPL Leon 'Dwarf' Strough [MedSci (Med)] asks, "Asnd sugar pills?"
CPL Charles H. Swanson gasps!
The autodoc medical system begins to operate, loud audible clicks lock the pod.
TSGT John 'Shooter' Sharp [Almayer (MT)] says, "So is stealing the COs booze"
Athena Blackburn talks into the marine delta medic radio headset
CPL Athena Blackburn says, "Our engi charles, managed to fuck up his lungs"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "As long as you seperate the pills into 2 containers it is 100% fine"
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter says, "Ah"
Athena Blackburn stocks the MarineMed with an advanced trauma kit.
CPL Leon 'Dwarf' Strough [MedSci (Med)] says, "So"
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "And I'm not joking"
Athena Blackburn has thrown the pill bottle.
CPL Leon 'Dwarf' Strough [MedSci (Med)] asks, "You just want to make life worse for us and the marines then?"
You turn on the hand labeler.
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "Sugar pills are a medication."
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "You're stating. That sugar. Is a medication."
You set the text to 'Medbay Defib (STAYS HERE)'.
You label the emergency defibrillator as "Medbay Defib (STAYS HERE)".
You turn off the hand labeler.
TSGT John 'Shooter' Sharp [Almayer (MT)] says, "Which i totally didnt do"
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "Think about that for five seconds."
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "Your doctor did"
You turn on the hand labeler.
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "I asked him why he needed sugar in the pill"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "He said why"
You set the text to 'Chloral Hydrate'.
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "I don't think the CMP has ever heard of a placebo"
Dr. Faye Effi [MedSci (Doc)] says, "If you need me yell. smoke break"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "Not me"
ENS Emily Horowitz [Almayer (RO)] says, "Theres an empty machete scabbard in Req we might have to be arrested."
You label the hypospray as "Chloral Hydrate".
You put the hypospray (Chloral Hydrate) into the USCM satchel.
Dr. Payton Beck [MedSci (Doc)] says, "Just ignore Oostveen, he has NO medical expertise. He's a glorified mall cop."
CPL Athena Blackburn [MedSci (Med)] asks, "CMP please, we medics are stuffed beyond believe and you want us to take even more shit with us?"
CPL Leon 'Dwarf' Strough [MedSci (Med)] says, "It's for flavor"
You turn off the hand labeler.
You turn on the hand labeler.
Medibot (THE WONDERDOC) beeps, "Delicious!"
TSGT Carter Patel screams!
Invalid text.
You turn off the hand labeler.
Mudder Plantagenet talks into the marine bravo radio headset
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "You're being ridiculous. You're bending the law right now outside its definition, CMP."
You turn on the hand labeler.
You set the text to 'Dexalin'.
The solution begins to bubble.
You label the hypospray as "Dexalin".
You turn off the hand labeler.
The solution begins to bubble.
The solution begins to bubble.
The solution begins to bubble.
You put the hypospray (Dexalin) into the medical pouch.
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter says, "CMP"
Dr. Payton Beck says, "Nowicki"
CPL Leon 'Dwarf' Strough [MedSci (Med)] says, "Just so you can feel powerful"
Dr. Payton Beck asks, "You wanna take over in here?"
Dr. Donovan Nowicki asks, "Yes?"
Dr. Donovan Nowicki says, "Oh no, I just need to chrate one mix."
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "Again, a fucking binder to make pills is medicine, so all pills that have anything else in it are illegal."
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] says, "CMP I have a document for you"
CPL Erika Steiner says, "Thanks."
You transfer 10 units of the solution to the hypospray (Dexalin).
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] asks, "That your statement?"
You transfer 10 units of the solution to the hypospray (Dexalin).
You transfer 10 units of the solution to the hypospray (Dexalin).
You stock WeylandMed Plus with a Dexaline bottle.
You put the hypospray (Dexalin) into the medical pouch.
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "Shit guys I think we need to go all the way to the Fleet Admiral on this on e"
Something is already loaded into the machine.
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "CMP is clearly above the law"
Payton Beck has thrown the alpha squad gloves.
You add the beaker to the machine!
You set the large beaker on the machine.
Payton Beck adds a beaker to the cryo cell!
Payton Beck adds a beaker to the cryo cell!
The solution begins to bubble.
The solution begins to bubble.
Elizabeth Rooke talks into the medical radio headset
Dr. Elizabeth Rooke [MedSci (Rsr)] asks, "Is this really the hill that everyone on this frequency wants to die on?"
CPL Athena Blackburn [MedSci (Med)] says, "No the CMP is NOT above the law, even if he tries to be right now"
Elizabeth Rooke talks into the medical radio headset
Dr. Elizabeth Rooke [MedSci (Rsr)] says, "Just give out separate pills."
You transfer 10 units of the solution to the hypospray (Chloral Hydrate).
Dr. Payton Beck [MedSci (Doc)] says, "Alright, Cryo is ready to recieve patients."
You transfer 10 units of the solution to the hypospray (Chloral Hydrate).
You transfer 10 units of the solution to the hypospray (Chloral Hydrate).
You put the hypospray (Chloral Hydrate) into the USCM satchel.
Payton Beck stocks the MarineMed with an advanced burn kit.
Payton Beck stocks the MarineMed with an advanced trauma kit.
You set the bluespace beaker on the machine.
CPL Athena Blackburn [MedSci (Med)] says, "This whole discussion was beyond stupid"
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] asks, "Anyone have tape?"
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "Sugar pills Rooke."
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "Sugar. Pills."
CPL Frankie Day [MedSci (Med)] asks, "Did the WO get his ass handed to him by the Provost?"
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] says, "Thank you"
Dr. Elizabeth Rooke [MedSci (Rsr)] says, "Yeah, it's idiotic. But it's also not worth arguing about for twenty minutes."
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "I don't know but he's stopped talking on comms so I'm fine with it"
CPL Athena Blackburn [MedSci (Med)] asks, "Is the engi that got his lungs fucked back up doctors?"
Dr. Payton Beck [MedSci (Doc)] asks, "Who the fuck remodeled the Medbay?"
Dr. Donovan Nowicki asks, "Remodeled...?"
Dr. Donovan Nowicki [MedSci (Doc)] asks, "Remodeled...?"
Dr. Onagus Octavio says, "I have a headache."
CPL Erika Steiner [MedSci (Med)] asks, "Thought this might of been over something like dermakelo, but sugar pills?"
Dr. Sybil Enderly asks, "Did marien blow themselves up?"
Dr. Elizabeth Rooke says, "One of our brave marines shoved crayons up his nose, and another discharged a submachine gun on accident at the end."
Dr. Sybil Enderly says, "Marines even"
*---------*
This is Awan Oostveen!
He is wearing a chief MP uniform with a shoulder holster.
He is wearing a M3 pattern MP armor.
He is carrying some handcuffs on his M3 pattern MP armor.
He has a security backpack on his back.
He has some black gloves on his hands.
He has a M276 pattern military police rig about his waist.
He is wearing some marine combat boots on his feet.
He has HUDSunglasses covering his eyes.
He has a marine command radio headset on his ear.
He is wearing Awan Oostveen's ID Card (Chief MP).
Triage holo card: [none] - No scan report on record
*---------*
Faith 'Dragon' Weeter hands the paper to Awan Oostveen.
Dr. Sybil Enderly says, "PFF"
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter says, "This is my official statement CMP"
WO Awan Oostveen says, "Nice"
WO Awan Oostveen says, "Please get on the floor cmo"
SGT Erwin Dietrich [Almayer (CT)] shouts, "Help! There's alot of weapons on the ground in Req!"
WO Awan Oostveen says, "You are being arresteed"
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter asks, "Wait what?"
SGT Erwin Dietrich [Almayer (CT)] exclaims, "Whatever will we do!"
Dr. Sybil Enderly says, "OOFFF"
SSGT Arella Aharon [Almayer (MP)] yells, "Flee!"
WO Awan Oostveen says, "Medication Distribution"
Dr. Donovan Nowicki asks, "Excuse me?"
ENS Emily Horowitz [Almayer (RO)] says, "We should EXECUTE THEM."
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter asks, "You're arresting me?"
Dr. Onagus Octavio [Almayer (Doc)] yells, "Unsecured equipment?!"
WO Awan Oostveen says, "Did you hear me"
ENS Emily Horowitz [Almayer (RO)] says, "Whoever did this needs to go into PERMABRIG"
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter says, "I won't fight..."
Dr. Onagus Octavio [Almayer (Doc)] says, "THE HORROR."
Dr. Elizabeth Rooke says, "Medication distribution is truly the most heinous crime."
WO Awan Oostveen says, "When I told you 20 times"
ENS Emily Horowitz [Almayer (RO)] says, "I CAN'T BELIEVE THERES GUNS ON THE GROUND IN REQ"
WO Awan Oostveen says, "Combination medications (more than one medication in a pill or bottle) may never be distributed to anyone below a Doctor."
Dr. Donovan Nowicki exclaims, "The only persons who have taken medication are Medics!"
Awan Oostveen tries to put handcuffs on Faith 'Dragon' Weeter.
SGT Erwin Dietrich [Almayer (CT)] shouts, "I'm disgusted!"
SSGT Chad Thundercock [Almayer (MP)] says, "Explain the situation calmy please."
SGT Erwin Dietrich [Almayer (CT)] yells, "Lethal inject them!"
WO Awan Oostveen says, "The distribution is illegal"
Awan Oostveen has grabbed Faith 'Dragon' Weeter passively!
Faith 'Dragon' Weeter talks into the chief medical officer's headset
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter says, "I'm being arrested"
Dr. Elizabeth Rooke says, "Sugar's still not a medication, pal."
WO Awan Oostveen says, "The having it would be aswell"
SGT Erwin Dietrich [Almayer (CT)] yells, "Th-th-th-there's weapons on the ground!"
ENS Emily Horowitz [Almayer (RO)] asks, "V Why?"
Faith 'Dragon' Weeter talks into the chief medical officer's headset
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter says, "By the CMP"
ENS Emily Horowitz [Almayer (RO)] says, "Ooof"
WO Awan Oostveen says, "I have a doctor quoted who said it was"
Awan Oostveen shakes Faith 'Dragon' Weeter trying to wake her up!
SSGT Chad Thundercock [Almayer (MP)] says, "I am completely unable to detect sarcasm, please clarify."
Dr. Elizabeth Rooke says, "Je-sus."
Dr. Sybil Enderly says, "So"
Arella Aharon talks into the marine military police radio headset
CPL Erika Steiner [MedSci (Med)] asks, "Do we have medevac for this operation?"
CPL Frankie Day [MedSci (Med)] asks, "Is it true the CMO just got arrested, boys?"
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CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "I need Dex+, Tricord, and Iron+Sugar."
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] asks, "What did you mean with iron+sugar?"
Dr. Payton Beck [MedSci (Doc)] says, "It is but you can use both at the same time to heal in tandem."
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "They act together if combined that way"
Dr. Payton Beck [MedSci (Doc)] says, "Iron and sugar restore blood loss."
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] asks, "A pill whose composition is Iron and Sugar...?"
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] says, "Iron+sugar helps stimulate blood replenishment at a higher rate"
SSGT Arella Aharon [Almayer (MP)] says, "Sugar is unecessary, just shove a coffee or a donut down their throat."
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "Sorry WO I really can't break it down any more than that"
CPL Leon 'Dwarf' Strough [MedSci (Med)] says, "I would like some"
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] says, "That's fine then"
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] says, "If you feel it works better than just clone alone then do it"
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] says, "But yeah, basic meds allowed for the medics only"
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] says, "Iron+sugar is fine"
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] asks, "All of the OR rooms ready?"
CPL Leon 'Dwarf' Strough [MedSci (Med)] asks, "So medics can have Iron+sugar pills?"
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] says, "Yes"
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] asks, "Is Tricord okay as well?"
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] says, "Iron stimulates blood reproduction, sugar just increases that"
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] says, "Tricord is fine"
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] says, "But no extra bic"
CPL Leon 'Dwarf' Strough [MedSci (Med)] says, "Then MR. Beck please make me a pill bottle of Iron+sugar pills"
Dr. Donovan Nowicki says, "I have delayed on providing antibiotics to the ORs until after the bots have been completed."
Dr. Donovan Nowicki [MedSci (Doc)] says, "I have delayed on providing antibiotics to the ORs until after the bots have been completed."
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "Cmo may I remind you that giving someone a pill with both sugar and iron in it is against the law"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "Unless they are a doctor"
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "Sugar is not a medicine, CMP"
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] asks, "How so?"
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "It's not against the law, iron and sugar are not combined drugs."
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "So a squad medic should not be getting that"
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "It's sugar."
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "It's literally food."
Dr. Donovan Nowicki says, "It's a mixed chemical, but not a mixed medicine CMP."
Dr. Donovan Nowicki [MedSci (Doc)] says, "It's a mixed chemical, but not a mixed medicine CMP."
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] asks, "You are saying you are not using it as medication?"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "You are using it as medication thus it is medicine"
CPL Leon 'Dwarf' Strough [MedSci (Med)] says, "We are eating it"
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] says, "Iron is also used like a medicine CMP"
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "I'm saying that if what you're saying is true, pills are illegal, because they use a binder to solidify the medicine in it."
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "It is at least two chemicals, thus illegal."
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "Combination medication is illegal"
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "Litearlly every pill would be illegal"
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "If what you are saying is true WO"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "And sugar and iron is a combination"
TSGT John 'Shooter' Sharp says, "CMO i think something is wrong"
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "Sugar is a common binder, you know."
CPL Athena Blackburn [MedSci (Med)] says, "Arturo does have a point"
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] says, "Look CMP, all Iron+Sugar is, is a simple construct of normal metabolizing agents that help replenish blood in the body"
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] says, "It's natural"
Dr. Payton Beck [MedSci (Doc)] says, "Iron and Sugar is found in all food on this ship."
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "It is used as medicine"
CPL Frankie Day [MedSci (Med)] asks, "Aren't all medications just compounds?"
Ms. Elizabeth Nightingale [MedSci (CL)] asks, "If I'm correct, certain combinations can be legally approved by the chief medical officer, correct?"
Dr. Sybil Enderly [Almayer (Rsr)] asks, "So food is illegal then?"
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "WO do you want me to get an SO or the XO/CO down here"
CPL Frankie Day [MedSci (Med)] says, "Bicaridine is inaprovaline sugar and something else, I think."
Ms. Elizabeth Nightingale [MedSci (CL)] asks, "Or am I not correct?"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "And I will arrest anyone found with pill with both of them in int"
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "I'm not sure the specific ones our machines use, though. It's like saying it's illegal to distribute a sandwich to replenish your blood, because it's used as medicine in that context."
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "I'll happily have one of them correct you"
Dr. Elizabeth Rooke [MedSci (Rsr)] says, "Can you not just give them an iron pill and a sugar pill?"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "Final authority on all matters trelated to the law"
Dr. Sybil Enderly [MedSci (Rsr)] asks, "Is food illiegal then sence it has sugar and iron?"
CPL Frankie Day [MedSci (Med)] says, "I mean, it's not like the WO has any authority on medication beside enforcement of the CO and CMO's will."
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "Final authority on all matters related to the law"
Dr. Donovan Nowicki asks, "CMO, one medibot to the Normandy, one medibot to the Lobby, and two to the Alamo, is this fine?"
Dr. Donovan Nowicki [MedSci (Doc)] asks, "CMO, one medibot to the Normandy, one medibot to the Lobby, and two to the Alamo, is this fine?"
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "You're not a doctor, and you're saying that all the doctors are wrong, while you are not qualified to make that decision, CMP."
CPL Frankie Day [MedSci (Med)] says, "Yeah. It's only related to the law if the CO makes it illegal."
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "I am because it is in my handbook"
Ms. Elizabeth Nightingale [MedSci (CL)] says, "The CMO, in my opinion, should have the right to approve beneficial medications regardless of mixture."
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "You are trying to say they are not but you are using it as medication"
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "You're saying it's a combination drug, while we're saying sugar doesn't count as one."
Ms. Elizabeth Nightingale [MedSci (CL)] says, "If it helps save lives, what is wrong with it? Not like it's space drugs."
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "You put it in the pill to get an effect"
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "It's fucking food."
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "As medication"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "Then bring food"
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] asks, "If I blend a sandwich and make a pill out of it, is it illegal?"
CPL Frankie Day [MedSci (Med)] says, "Guys. Sugar is an active ingredient in the medicine. The only talking point should be whether the CMO and CO authorized it. If they did, then the WO has no authority. If they didn't, listen to him."
CPL Athena Blackburn [MedSci (Med)] says, "CMP please don't make our life harder then you need to"
Dr. Donovan Nowicki asks, "Professor?"
Dr. Donovan Nowicki [MedSci (Doc)] asks, "Professor?"
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "Don't worry, we're getting command to correct you WO so you can see you're wrong, just wait."
Dr. Sybil Enderly [MedSci (Rsr)] asks, "Permission to help with surgery and stuff if needed CMO?"
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "CMO did command say anything"
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] says, "Granted as long as you have no duties of your own to attend to"
Dr. Sybil Enderly [MedSci (Rsr)] says, "Will do."
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] says, "The commander hasn't addressed the issue directly yet"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "I have the final authority on all matters related to the law"
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "Ask him to, it'll take two seconds"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "The commander does not outrank me on this"
CPL Leon 'Dwarf' Strough [MedSci (Med)] says, "Wait"
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "You don't get to just arrest the entire station WO"
CPL Leon 'Dwarf' Strough [MedSci (Med)] says, "Your saying"
CDR Reno 'Weenie' Story [MedSci (CO)] says, "I have contacted the MPs to lay off"
Dr. Payton Beck [MedSci (Doc)] says, "Actually the Commander of this ship deems what Chemicals are or are not legal."
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "Thanks CO"
CPL Leon 'Dwarf' Strough [MedSci (Med)] asks, "That the Commander of THIS ship can't tell you what to do?"
Dr. Payton Beck [MedSci (Doc)] says, "Check your book."
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "You do not have the knowledge to decide whether sugar counts or not as such, CMP."
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "Saying you do is saying you have a medical license."
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] asks, "Are you practicing medicine without a license?"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "You admitted already that they are added to trat a patient"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "I asked why you wanted both in one pill"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "That was adressed already"
CDR Reno 'Weenie' Story [MedSci (CO)] asks, "CMO, are you present?"
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] says, "I am sir"
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "CO this CMP is still fucking with the medics and doctors"
CDR Reno 'Weenie' Story [MedSci (CO)] asks, "Will you alllow the use of this blood regenning drug?"
SSGT Arella Aharon says, "Chief. I'll deal with this."
TSGT John 'Shooter' Sharp says, "No one is listening"
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] says, "I authorized the use of Iron+sugar distribution to medics and basic medical supplies they have access to"
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "CMO has approved it sir"
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] says, "Nothing more"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "That does not matter"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "Combination medications (more than one medication in a pill or bottle) may never be distributed to anyone below a Doctor."
You turn on the hand labeler.
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] asks, "CMP, you're making a medical decision on a matter that you're not competent to make, are you saying that you are allowed to do so?"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "I already got told what it is for"
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] asks, "You have a medical license?"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "But more then one type of medicine cannot be added"
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] asks, "Are you saying that us, Doctors, saying that sugar does not count as a medication, are wrong, but you, a CMP without a medical license, are right?"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "If you tell me you want to treat a patient by shooting him I will still arrest you"
Dr. Elizabeth Rooke [MedSci (Rsr)] says, "Jesus, people, just give them a pill for each."
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "WO purposefully disobeying the CO and calling him out like that isn't a smart move"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "Not because you are treating them but because you are breaking the law"
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "You're breaking the law."
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "You are literally breaking the law by disrespecting your superiors and insubordination"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "I am not"
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "The CO said to lay off and leave and you have done neither"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "They do not outrank me on matters related to the law"
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] asks, "Do you have a medical license, CMP, that allows you to say that sugar is a medication that warrants to be treated as such in said law?"
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "They do outrank you on orders and you have not followed them"
CPL Jax 'Baldie' Tidingson [MedSci (Med)] says, "CMP can you take this up in person you're clogging medical comms"
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] asks, "Or do you have anything that says that sugar is a medicine?"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "The doctor litterly said he needed it as medicine"
LCDR Dominic Quinn [MedSci (CE)] asks, "So there's this part where if CMO and CO say something is okay, it is. Did they not say that?"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "Combination medications (more than one medication in a pill or bottle) may never be distributed to anyone below a Doctor."
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "Never"
LCDR Dominic Quinn [MedSci (CE)] says, "Okay, give me that law book, right now"
LCDR Dominic Quinn [MedSci (CE)] says, "Seriously, come to engi, and hand me the book"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "Left one outside the brig"
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "Sugar on its own is not a medication"
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "Okay, so pills are all illegal now, CMP said it."
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "Sugar is never issued on its own as medication"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "The doctor litterly said it was"
Dr. Sybil Enderly [Almayer (Rsr)] says, "Pill are illegal fuck."
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "Therefor it is not a combination drug"
CPL Athena Blackburn asks, "How should I know?"
Dr. Sybil Enderly [MedSci (Rsr)] says, "Woops"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "The doctor already said it was"
CPL Leon 'Dwarf' Strough [MedSci (Med)] says, "What if we just handed out Iron pills"
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "Sugar is an addittive, not a medication."
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "The doctor also said ITS APPROVED"
CPL Leon 'Dwarf' Strough [MedSci (Med)] says, "And then sugar pills"
Dr. Payton Beck [MedSci (Doc)] asks, "What the fuck are you going on about combined medications?"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "100% ok to hand out iron"
Dr. Payton Beck [MedSci (Doc)] says, "There isn't a single word about that in Marine Law."
CPL Leon 'Dwarf' Strough [MedSci (Med)] asks, "Asnd sugar pills?"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "As long as you seperate the pills into 2 containers it is 100% fine"
CPL Leon 'Dwarf' Strough [MedSci (Med)] says, "So"
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "And I'm not joking"
CPL Leon 'Dwarf' Strough [MedSci (Med)] asks, "You just want to make life worse for us and the marines then?"
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "Sugar pills are a medication."
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "You're stating. That sugar. Is a medication."
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "Think about that for five seconds."
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "Your doctor did"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "I asked him why he needed sugar in the pill"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "He said why"
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "I don't think the CMP has ever heard of a placebo"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "Not me"
Dr. Payton Beck [MedSci (Doc)] says, "Just ignore Oostveen, he has NO medical expertise. He's a glorified mall cop."
CPL Athena Blackburn [MedSci (Med)] asks, "CMP please, we medics are stuffed beyond believe and you want us to take even more shit with us?"
CPL Leon 'Dwarf' Strough [MedSci (Med)] says, "It's for flavor"
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "You're being ridiculous. You're bending the law right now outside its definition, CMP."
CPL Leon 'Dwarf' Strough [MedSci (Med)] says, "Just so you can feel powerful"
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "Again, a fucking binder to make pills is medicine, so all pills that have anything else in it are illegal."
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] says, "CMP I have a document for you"
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] asks, "That your statement?"
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "Shit guys I think we need to go all the way to the Fleet Admiral on this on e"
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "CMP is clearly above the law"
Dr. Elizabeth Rooke [MedSci (Rsr)] asks, "Is this really the hill that everyone on this frequency wants to die on?"
CPL Athena Blackburn [MedSci (Med)] says, "No the CMP is NOT above the law, even if he tries to be right now"
Dr. Elizabeth Rooke [MedSci (Rsr)] says, "Just give out separate pills."
CPL Athena Blackburn [MedSci (Med)] says, "This whole discussion was beyond stupid"
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] asks, "Anyone have tape?"
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "Sugar pills Rooke."
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "Sugar. Pills."
CPL Frankie Day [MedSci (Med)] asks, "Did the WO get his ass handed to him by the Provost?"
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] says, "Thank you"
Dr. Elizabeth Rooke [MedSci (Rsr)] says, "Yeah, it's idiotic. But it's also not worth arguing about for twenty minutes."
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "I don't know but he's stopped talking on comms so I'm fine with it"
CPL Erika Steiner [MedSci (Med)] asks, "Thought this might of been over something like dermakelo, but sugar pills?"
Dr. Sybil Enderly says, "Marines even"
Faith 'Dragon' Weeter hands the paper to Awan Oostveen.
Dr. Sybil Enderly says, "PFF"
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter says, "This is my official statement CMP"
WO Awan Oostveen says, "Nice"
WO Awan Oostveen says, "Please get on the floor cmo"
WO Awan Oostveen says, "You are being arresteed"
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter asks, "Wait what?"
Dr. Sybil Enderly says, "OOFFF"
WO Awan Oostveen says, "Medication Distribution"
Dr. Donovan Nowicki asks, "Excuse me?"
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter asks, "You're arresting me?"
WO Awan Oostveen says, "Did you hear me"
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter says, "I won't fight..."
Dr. Onagus Octavio [Almayer (Doc)] says, "THE HORROR."
Dr. Elizabeth Rooke says, "Medication distribution is truly the most heinous crime."
WO Awan Oostveen says, "When I told you 20 times"
WO Awan Oostveen says, "Combination medications (more than one medication in a pill or bottle) may never be distributed to anyone below a Doctor."
Dr. Donovan Nowicki exclaims, "The only persons who have taken medication are Medics!"
Awan Oostveen tries to put handcuffs on Faith 'Dragon' Weeter.
WO Awan Oostveen says, "The distribution is illegal"
Awan Oostveen has grabbed Faith 'Dragon' Weeter passively!
Faith 'Dragon' Weeter talks into the chief medical officer's headset
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter says, "I'm being arrested"
Dr. Elizabeth Rooke says, "Sugar's still not a medication, pal."
WO Awan Oostveen says, "The having it would be aswell"
ENS Emily Horowitz [Almayer (RO)] asks, "V Why?"
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter says, "By the CMP"
ENS Emily Horowitz [Almayer (RO)] says, "Ooof"
WO Awan Oostveen says, "I have a doctor quoted who said it was"
Awan Oostveen shakes Faith 'Dragon' Weeter trying to wake her up!
SSGT Chad Thundercock [Almayer (MP)] says, "I am completely unable to detect sarcasm, please clarify."
Dr. Elizabeth Rooke says, "Je-sus."
Dr. Sybil Enderly says, "So"
Arella Aharon talks into the marine military police radio headset
CPL Erika Steiner [MedSci (Med)] asks, "Do we have medevac for this operation?"
CPL Frankie Day [MedSci (Med)] asks, "Is it true the CMO just got arrested, boys?"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] asks, "What did you mean with iron+sugar?"
Dr. Payton Beck [MedSci (Doc)] says, "It is but you can use both at the same time to heal in tandem."
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "They act together if combined that way"
Dr. Payton Beck [MedSci (Doc)] says, "Iron and sugar restore blood loss."
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] asks, "A pill whose composition is Iron and Sugar...?"
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] says, "Iron+sugar helps stimulate blood replenishment at a higher rate"
SSGT Arella Aharon [Almayer (MP)] says, "Sugar is unecessary, just shove a coffee or a donut down their throat."
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "Sorry WO I really can't break it down any more than that"
CPL Leon 'Dwarf' Strough [MedSci (Med)] says, "I would like some"
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] says, "That's fine then"
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] says, "If you feel it works better than just clone alone then do it"
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] says, "But yeah, basic meds allowed for the medics only"
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] says, "Iron+sugar is fine"
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] asks, "All of the OR rooms ready?"
CPL Leon 'Dwarf' Strough [MedSci (Med)] asks, "So medics can have Iron+sugar pills?"
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] says, "Yes"
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] asks, "Is Tricord okay as well?"
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] says, "Iron stimulates blood reproduction, sugar just increases that"
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] says, "Tricord is fine"
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] says, "But no extra bic"
CPL Leon 'Dwarf' Strough [MedSci (Med)] says, "Then MR. Beck please make me a pill bottle of Iron+sugar pills"
Dr. Donovan Nowicki says, "I have delayed on providing antibiotics to the ORs until after the bots have been completed."
Dr. Donovan Nowicki [MedSci (Doc)] says, "I have delayed on providing antibiotics to the ORs until after the bots have been completed."
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "Cmo may I remind you that giving someone a pill with both sugar and iron in it is against the law"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "Unless they are a doctor"
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "Sugar is not a medicine, CMP"
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] asks, "How so?"
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "It's not against the law, iron and sugar are not combined drugs."
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "So a squad medic should not be getting that"
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "It's sugar."
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "It's literally food."
Dr. Donovan Nowicki says, "It's a mixed chemical, but not a mixed medicine CMP."
Dr. Donovan Nowicki [MedSci (Doc)] says, "It's a mixed chemical, but not a mixed medicine CMP."
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] asks, "You are saying you are not using it as medication?"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "You are using it as medication thus it is medicine"
CPL Leon 'Dwarf' Strough [MedSci (Med)] says, "We are eating it"
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] says, "Iron is also used like a medicine CMP"
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "I'm saying that if what you're saying is true, pills are illegal, because they use a binder to solidify the medicine in it."
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "It is at least two chemicals, thus illegal."
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "Combination medication is illegal"
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "Litearlly every pill would be illegal"
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "If what you are saying is true WO"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "And sugar and iron is a combination"
TSGT John 'Shooter' Sharp says, "CMO i think something is wrong"
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "Sugar is a common binder, you know."
CPL Athena Blackburn [MedSci (Med)] says, "Arturo does have a point"
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] says, "Look CMP, all Iron+Sugar is, is a simple construct of normal metabolizing agents that help replenish blood in the body"
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] says, "It's natural"
Dr. Payton Beck [MedSci (Doc)] says, "Iron and Sugar is found in all food on this ship."
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "It is used as medicine"
CPL Frankie Day [MedSci (Med)] asks, "Aren't all medications just compounds?"
Ms. Elizabeth Nightingale [MedSci (CL)] asks, "If I'm correct, certain combinations can be legally approved by the chief medical officer, correct?"
Dr. Sybil Enderly [Almayer (Rsr)] asks, "So food is illegal then?"
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "WO do you want me to get an SO or the XO/CO down here"
CPL Frankie Day [MedSci (Med)] says, "Bicaridine is inaprovaline sugar and something else, I think."
Ms. Elizabeth Nightingale [MedSci (CL)] asks, "Or am I not correct?"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "And I will arrest anyone found with pill with both of them in int"
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "I'm not sure the specific ones our machines use, though. It's like saying it's illegal to distribute a sandwich to replenish your blood, because it's used as medicine in that context."
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "I'll happily have one of them correct you"
Dr. Elizabeth Rooke [MedSci (Rsr)] says, "Can you not just give them an iron pill and a sugar pill?"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "Final authority on all matters trelated to the law"
Dr. Sybil Enderly [MedSci (Rsr)] asks, "Is food illiegal then sence it has sugar and iron?"
CPL Frankie Day [MedSci (Med)] says, "I mean, it's not like the WO has any authority on medication beside enforcement of the CO and CMO's will."
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "Final authority on all matters related to the law"
Dr. Donovan Nowicki asks, "CMO, one medibot to the Normandy, one medibot to the Lobby, and two to the Alamo, is this fine?"
Dr. Donovan Nowicki [MedSci (Doc)] asks, "CMO, one medibot to the Normandy, one medibot to the Lobby, and two to the Alamo, is this fine?"
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "You're not a doctor, and you're saying that all the doctors are wrong, while you are not qualified to make that decision, CMP."
CPL Frankie Day [MedSci (Med)] says, "Yeah. It's only related to the law if the CO makes it illegal."
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "I am because it is in my handbook"
Ms. Elizabeth Nightingale [MedSci (CL)] says, "The CMO, in my opinion, should have the right to approve beneficial medications regardless of mixture."
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "You are trying to say they are not but you are using it as medication"
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "You're saying it's a combination drug, while we're saying sugar doesn't count as one."
Ms. Elizabeth Nightingale [MedSci (CL)] says, "If it helps save lives, what is wrong with it? Not like it's space drugs."
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "You put it in the pill to get an effect"
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "It's fucking food."
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "As medication"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "Then bring food"
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] asks, "If I blend a sandwich and make a pill out of it, is it illegal?"
CPL Frankie Day [MedSci (Med)] says, "Guys. Sugar is an active ingredient in the medicine. The only talking point should be whether the CMO and CO authorized it. If they did, then the WO has no authority. If they didn't, listen to him."
CPL Athena Blackburn [MedSci (Med)] says, "CMP please don't make our life harder then you need to"
Dr. Donovan Nowicki asks, "Professor?"
Dr. Donovan Nowicki [MedSci (Doc)] asks, "Professor?"
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "Don't worry, we're getting command to correct you WO so you can see you're wrong, just wait."
Dr. Sybil Enderly [MedSci (Rsr)] asks, "Permission to help with surgery and stuff if needed CMO?"
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "CMO did command say anything"
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] says, "Granted as long as you have no duties of your own to attend to"
Dr. Sybil Enderly [MedSci (Rsr)] says, "Will do."
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] says, "The commander hasn't addressed the issue directly yet"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "I have the final authority on all matters related to the law"
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "Ask him to, it'll take two seconds"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "The commander does not outrank me on this"
CPL Leon 'Dwarf' Strough [MedSci (Med)] says, "Wait"
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "You don't get to just arrest the entire station WO"
CPL Leon 'Dwarf' Strough [MedSci (Med)] says, "Your saying"
CDR Reno 'Weenie' Story [MedSci (CO)] says, "I have contacted the MPs to lay off"
Dr. Payton Beck [MedSci (Doc)] says, "Actually the Commander of this ship deems what Chemicals are or are not legal."
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "Thanks CO"
CPL Leon 'Dwarf' Strough [MedSci (Med)] asks, "That the Commander of THIS ship can't tell you what to do?"
Dr. Payton Beck [MedSci (Doc)] says, "Check your book."
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "You do not have the knowledge to decide whether sugar counts or not as such, CMP."
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "Saying you do is saying you have a medical license."
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] asks, "Are you practicing medicine without a license?"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "You admitted already that they are added to trat a patient"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "I asked why you wanted both in one pill"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "That was adressed already"
CDR Reno 'Weenie' Story [MedSci (CO)] asks, "CMO, are you present?"
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] says, "I am sir"
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "CO this CMP is still fucking with the medics and doctors"
CDR Reno 'Weenie' Story [MedSci (CO)] asks, "Will you alllow the use of this blood regenning drug?"
SSGT Arella Aharon says, "Chief. I'll deal with this."
TSGT John 'Shooter' Sharp says, "No one is listening"
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] says, "I authorized the use of Iron+sugar distribution to medics and basic medical supplies they have access to"
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "CMO has approved it sir"
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] says, "Nothing more"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "That does not matter"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "Combination medications (more than one medication in a pill or bottle) may never be distributed to anyone below a Doctor."
You turn on the hand labeler.
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] asks, "CMP, you're making a medical decision on a matter that you're not competent to make, are you saying that you are allowed to do so?"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "I already got told what it is for"
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] asks, "You have a medical license?"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "But more then one type of medicine cannot be added"
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] asks, "Are you saying that us, Doctors, saying that sugar does not count as a medication, are wrong, but you, a CMP without a medical license, are right?"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "If you tell me you want to treat a patient by shooting him I will still arrest you"
Dr. Elizabeth Rooke [MedSci (Rsr)] says, "Jesus, people, just give them a pill for each."
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "WO purposefully disobeying the CO and calling him out like that isn't a smart move"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "Not because you are treating them but because you are breaking the law"
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "You're breaking the law."
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "You are literally breaking the law by disrespecting your superiors and insubordination"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "I am not"
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "The CO said to lay off and leave and you have done neither"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "They do not outrank me on matters related to the law"
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] asks, "Do you have a medical license, CMP, that allows you to say that sugar is a medication that warrants to be treated as such in said law?"
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "They do outrank you on orders and you have not followed them"
CPL Jax 'Baldie' Tidingson [MedSci (Med)] says, "CMP can you take this up in person you're clogging medical comms"
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] asks, "Or do you have anything that says that sugar is a medicine?"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "The doctor litterly said he needed it as medicine"
LCDR Dominic Quinn [MedSci (CE)] asks, "So there's this part where if CMO and CO say something is okay, it is. Did they not say that?"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "Combination medications (more than one medication in a pill or bottle) may never be distributed to anyone below a Doctor."
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "Never"
LCDR Dominic Quinn [MedSci (CE)] says, "Okay, give me that law book, right now"
LCDR Dominic Quinn [MedSci (CE)] says, "Seriously, come to engi, and hand me the book"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "Left one outside the brig"
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "Sugar on its own is not a medication"
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "Okay, so pills are all illegal now, CMP said it."
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "Sugar is never issued on its own as medication"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "The doctor litterly said it was"
Dr. Sybil Enderly [Almayer (Rsr)] says, "Pill are illegal fuck."
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "Therefor it is not a combination drug"
CPL Athena Blackburn asks, "How should I know?"
Dr. Sybil Enderly [MedSci (Rsr)] says, "Woops"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "The doctor already said it was"
CPL Leon 'Dwarf' Strough [MedSci (Med)] says, "What if we just handed out Iron pills"
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "Sugar is an addittive, not a medication."
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "The doctor also said ITS APPROVED"
CPL Leon 'Dwarf' Strough [MedSci (Med)] says, "And then sugar pills"
Dr. Payton Beck [MedSci (Doc)] asks, "What the fuck are you going on about combined medications?"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "100% ok to hand out iron"
Dr. Payton Beck [MedSci (Doc)] says, "There isn't a single word about that in Marine Law."
CPL Leon 'Dwarf' Strough [MedSci (Med)] asks, "Asnd sugar pills?"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "As long as you seperate the pills into 2 containers it is 100% fine"
CPL Leon 'Dwarf' Strough [MedSci (Med)] says, "So"
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "And I'm not joking"
CPL Leon 'Dwarf' Strough [MedSci (Med)] asks, "You just want to make life worse for us and the marines then?"
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "Sugar pills are a medication."
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "You're stating. That sugar. Is a medication."
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "Think about that for five seconds."
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "Your doctor did"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "I asked him why he needed sugar in the pill"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "He said why"
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "I don't think the CMP has ever heard of a placebo"
WO Awan Oostveen [MedSci (CMP)] says, "Not me"
Dr. Payton Beck [MedSci (Doc)] says, "Just ignore Oostveen, he has NO medical expertise. He's a glorified mall cop."
CPL Athena Blackburn [MedSci (Med)] asks, "CMP please, we medics are stuffed beyond believe and you want us to take even more shit with us?"
CPL Leon 'Dwarf' Strough [MedSci (Med)] says, "It's for flavor"
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "You're being ridiculous. You're bending the law right now outside its definition, CMP."
CPL Leon 'Dwarf' Strough [MedSci (Med)] says, "Just so you can feel powerful"
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "Again, a fucking binder to make pills is medicine, so all pills that have anything else in it are illegal."
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] says, "CMP I have a document for you"
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] asks, "That your statement?"
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "Shit guys I think we need to go all the way to the Fleet Admiral on this on e"
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "CMP is clearly above the law"
Dr. Elizabeth Rooke [MedSci (Rsr)] asks, "Is this really the hill that everyone on this frequency wants to die on?"
CPL Athena Blackburn [MedSci (Med)] says, "No the CMP is NOT above the law, even if he tries to be right now"
Dr. Elizabeth Rooke [MedSci (Rsr)] says, "Just give out separate pills."
CPL Athena Blackburn [MedSci (Med)] says, "This whole discussion was beyond stupid"
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] asks, "Anyone have tape?"
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "Sugar pills Rooke."
Dr. Onagus Octavio [MedSci (Doc)] says, "Sugar. Pills."
CPL Frankie Day [MedSci (Med)] asks, "Did the WO get his ass handed to him by the Provost?"
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter [MedSci (CMO)] says, "Thank you"
Dr. Elizabeth Rooke [MedSci (Rsr)] says, "Yeah, it's idiotic. But it's also not worth arguing about for twenty minutes."
CPL Arturo McGee [MedSci (Med)] says, "I don't know but he's stopped talking on comms so I'm fine with it"
CPL Erika Steiner [MedSci (Med)] asks, "Thought this might of been over something like dermakelo, but sugar pills?"
Dr. Sybil Enderly says, "Marines even"
Faith 'Dragon' Weeter hands the paper to Awan Oostveen.
Dr. Sybil Enderly says, "PFF"
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter says, "This is my official statement CMP"
WO Awan Oostveen says, "Nice"
WO Awan Oostveen says, "Please get on the floor cmo"
WO Awan Oostveen says, "You are being arresteed"
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter asks, "Wait what?"
Dr. Sybil Enderly says, "OOFFF"
WO Awan Oostveen says, "Medication Distribution"
Dr. Donovan Nowicki asks, "Excuse me?"
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter asks, "You're arresting me?"
WO Awan Oostveen says, "Did you hear me"
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter says, "I won't fight..."
Dr. Onagus Octavio [Almayer (Doc)] says, "THE HORROR."
Dr. Elizabeth Rooke says, "Medication distribution is truly the most heinous crime."
WO Awan Oostveen says, "When I told you 20 times"
WO Awan Oostveen says, "Combination medications (more than one medication in a pill or bottle) may never be distributed to anyone below a Doctor."
Dr. Donovan Nowicki exclaims, "The only persons who have taken medication are Medics!"
Awan Oostveen tries to put handcuffs on Faith 'Dragon' Weeter.
WO Awan Oostveen says, "The distribution is illegal"
Awan Oostveen has grabbed Faith 'Dragon' Weeter passively!
Faith 'Dragon' Weeter talks into the chief medical officer's headset
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter says, "I'm being arrested"
Dr. Elizabeth Rooke says, "Sugar's still not a medication, pal."
WO Awan Oostveen says, "The having it would be aswell"
ENS Emily Horowitz [Almayer (RO)] asks, "V Why?"
Prof. Faith 'Dragon' Weeter says, "By the CMP"
ENS Emily Horowitz [Almayer (RO)] says, "Ooof"
WO Awan Oostveen says, "I have a doctor quoted who said it was"
Awan Oostveen shakes Faith 'Dragon' Weeter trying to wake her up!
SSGT Chad Thundercock [Almayer (MP)] says, "I am completely unable to detect sarcasm, please clarify."
Dr. Elizabeth Rooke says, "Je-sus."
Dr. Sybil Enderly says, "So"
Arella Aharon talks into the marine military police radio headset
CPL Erika Steiner [MedSci (Med)] asks, "Do we have medevac for this operation?"
CPL Frankie Day [MedSci (Med)] asks, "Is it true the CMO just got arrested, boys?"
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This is Awan Oostveen!
He is wearing a chief MP uniform with a shoulder holster.
He is wearing a M3 pattern MP armor.
He is carrying some handcuffs on his M3 pattern MP armor.
He has a security backpack on his back.
He has some black gloves on his hands.
He has a M276 pattern military police rig about his waist.
He is wearing some marine combat boots on his feet.
He has HUDSunglasses covering his eyes.
He has a marine command radio headset on his ear.
He is wearing Awan Oostveen's ID Card (Chief MP).
Triage holo card: [none] - No scan report on record
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This is Awan Oostveen!
He is wearing a chief MP uniform with a shoulder holster.
He is wearing a M3 pattern MP armor.
He is carrying some handcuffs on his M3 pattern MP armor.
He has a security backpack on his back.
He has some black gloves on his hands.
He has a M276 pattern military police rig about his waist.
He is wearing some marine combat boots on his feet.
He has HUDSunglasses covering his eyes.
He has a marine command radio headset on his ear.
He is wearing Awan Oostveen's ID Card (Chief MP).
Triage holo card: [none] - No scan report on record
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How you would punish the accused: JBan from CMP. At nothing else a heavy warning.