What ... HAPPENED!?!?!?!?

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What ... HAPPENED!?!?!?!?

Post by mizolo » 20 May 2018, 19:44

*wakes from 1-2 months of inactivity*
*sees change-log*
*sees more change-log*

"... WHAT!?!?!?"



Ok I'm ... I'm really speechless.
So far from what I know:
Leaders have an 'L' in hive-status.
Queens can change quicker between xenos.
We have TANKS!?!?!?!? ... WHAAAAAAAAAAT!?!?

I'm ... am I missing more stunning stuff? Did I just get busy with life when stuff started getting SUPER wacky, awesome, and weird in CM?
Am I missing more stuff?
Please help, I'm stuck in /TG/ station's OP circuits!
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Post by Weaselburg » 20 May 2018, 19:46

The tank is actually a marine nerf in disguise.
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Post by Loco52 » 20 May 2018, 19:47

You can light cigarettes with electrified doors now
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Post by WinterClould » 20 May 2018, 19:53

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Post by LarryOrtega » 20 May 2018, 20:41

Same here, i´m so f...king lost
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Post by Royal Griffon » 20 May 2018, 22:27

The tank is actually called the Boonie Hat
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Post by Lukey111 » 21 May 2018, 08:24

DEVS WHAT HAVE THOU DONE. DO YOU UNDERSTAND... THE SAAAAALT THEY REALLY ADDED TANK OH NO WE XENOS MAINS ARE GONNA DIE
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Post by apophis775 » 21 May 2018, 14:41

There was another update last night...
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Post by Clutch » 21 May 2018, 14:42

but still no boonies
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Post by DankAnimemes » 22 May 2018, 15:10

Feweh is gone
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Re: What ... the FUCK ... HAPPENED!?!?!?!?

Post by Heckenshutze » 22 May 2018, 15:26

a lot of stuff happened
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Post by Loco52 » 22 May 2018, 18:16

Lukey111 wrote: ↑
21 May 2018, 08:24
 DEVS WHAT HAVE THOU DONE. DO YOU UNDERSTAND... THE SAAAAALT THEY REALLY ADDED TANK OH NO WE XENOS MAINS ARE GONNA DIE
Xenos now got tanks too. And it can headbutt marines too
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Post by RobBrown4PM » 22 May 2018, 18:26

Xeno's really are dino's now. Half of them look like pachycephalosaurus'
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