While piloting the QMS 010 alone, Elite Hunter 488 grew very bored and tired from dancing on now piles of rotting corpses and trying to keep a few alive to dance on while they are still alive. She however had her white captain's hat which made her very happy.
Then one day while dancing on the console for controlling the ship, an escape pod came into view, she danced on a lot of buttons Queen Mother told her to dance on and the ship moved and picked up the escape pod. Hunter 488 was excited for more victims to dance upon, when she opened the door to discover that, to her surprise there was a young chestburster named 749 who looked up at Hunter 488 with a bit of a confused look. They quickly made good friends with one another and danced on corpses together.
However when it came time for 749 to evolve, instead of turning into a drone as 488 asked, they turned into a sentinel to spit at the victims. 488 quickly pounced into a wall repeatedly until 749 spat at her, which gave them an idea. To pounce the hosts and spit on them to dance even LONGER on their bodies. Eventually 488 found her new friend a hat, just not as glorious as her hat however.
Elite Hunter 488: A Ship Life
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Royal Griffon
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Elite Hunter 488: A Ship Life
Ssgt Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: HEINZ WE MADE THE WAFFEN SS
Elite Hunter (488): QUEEN HELP I'M SCARED" Scurries about the escape pod locked inside
PFC Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: GLORY TO THE REVOLUTION COMRADES, DA? moments before defecting to the UPP as a traitor to the USCM
Ssgt Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: I LOST THE COMMUNIST MANIFESTO!
NOBODY SUSPECTS THE ADMEME INQUISITION
Elite Hunter (488): QUEEN HELP I'M SCARED" Scurries about the escape pod locked inside
PFC Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: GLORY TO THE REVOLUTION COMRADES, DA? moments before defecting to the UPP as a traitor to the USCM
Ssgt Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: I LOST THE COMMUNIST MANIFESTO!
DISCOVERER OF THE ADMEME INQUISITIONKarmac wrote: Griffon I love that your forum signature consists of absolutely retarded low RP comments you've made, it just helps me know that you are in fact the big gay
NOBODY SUSPECTS THE ADMEME INQUISITION
superjo98 wrote: Hey griffon you should put this in your signature since you're so robust and communism is great that way I feel special.
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Weaselburg
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Re: Elite Hunter 488: A Ship Life
Noice, what kind of hat? And when is part three coming out.
Hivemind, Elite Runner (320) (follow) hisses, 'SORRY I STEPPED ON THE BUTTON MA.
Kaptin Morgan: we must unite to collect the shattered pieces of the tribes code that are spread among the 16 feweh alts
Hivemind, Mature Crusher (21) hisses, 'I CAN MEME AGAIN'
You know, it really surprised me when IKEA bought Disney.- The biggest surprise was KFC buying IBM, to be honest
OOC: Jakkkk: weaselburg got t o u c h e d
OOC: Driecg36: a sentient demon had taken residence in shutte code
OOC: Daswurmtmich: GIBING WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES
Kaptin Morgan: we must unite to collect the shattered pieces of the tribes code that are spread among the 16 feweh alts
Hivemind, Mature Crusher (21) hisses, 'I CAN MEME AGAIN'
You know, it really surprised me when IKEA bought Disney.- The biggest surprise was KFC buying IBM, to be honest
PFC Rex Lombardi shouts, "Boys if you jump out of the dropship you are guarenteed a pass into the paratroopers regiment!"Philby0 wrote: They're so white they can colonise anything at will
OOC: Jakkkk: weaselburg got t o u c h e d
OOC: Driecg36: a sentient demon had taken residence in shutte code
OOC: Daswurmtmich: GIBING WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES
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Royal Griffon
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Re: Elite Hunter 488: A Ship Life
a First Mate's hat, but not as glorious as Hunter 488's hat and soon!
Ssgt Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: HEINZ WE MADE THE WAFFEN SS
Elite Hunter (488): QUEEN HELP I'M SCARED" Scurries about the escape pod locked inside
PFC Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: GLORY TO THE REVOLUTION COMRADES, DA? moments before defecting to the UPP as a traitor to the USCM
Ssgt Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: I LOST THE COMMUNIST MANIFESTO!
NOBODY SUSPECTS THE ADMEME INQUISITION
Elite Hunter (488): QUEEN HELP I'M SCARED" Scurries about the escape pod locked inside
PFC Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: GLORY TO THE REVOLUTION COMRADES, DA? moments before defecting to the UPP as a traitor to the USCM
Ssgt Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: I LOST THE COMMUNIST MANIFESTO!
DISCOVERER OF THE ADMEME INQUISITIONKarmac wrote: Griffon I love that your forum signature consists of absolutely retarded low RP comments you've made, it just helps me know that you are in fact the big gay
NOBODY SUSPECTS THE ADMEME INQUISITION
superjo98 wrote: Hey griffon you should put this in your signature since you're so robust and communism is great that way I feel special.
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Weaselburg
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Re: Elite Hunter 488: A Ship Life
GIVE ME A DESCRIPTION DAMMIT I WANT TO IMAGINE A SENTINEL WITH A CUTE HAT! IT MAKES BY HEART TINGLE!Royal Griffon wrote: ↑30 May 2018, 20:36a First Mate's hat, but not as glorious as Hunter 488's hat and soon!
Hivemind, Elite Runner (320) (follow) hisses, 'SORRY I STEPPED ON THE BUTTON MA.
Kaptin Morgan: we must unite to collect the shattered pieces of the tribes code that are spread among the 16 feweh alts
Hivemind, Mature Crusher (21) hisses, 'I CAN MEME AGAIN'
You know, it really surprised me when IKEA bought Disney.- The biggest surprise was KFC buying IBM, to be honest
OOC: Jakkkk: weaselburg got t o u c h e d
OOC: Driecg36: a sentient demon had taken residence in shutte code
OOC: Daswurmtmich: GIBING WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES
Kaptin Morgan: we must unite to collect the shattered pieces of the tribes code that are spread among the 16 feweh alts
Hivemind, Mature Crusher (21) hisses, 'I CAN MEME AGAIN'
You know, it really surprised me when IKEA bought Disney.- The biggest surprise was KFC buying IBM, to be honest
PFC Rex Lombardi shouts, "Boys if you jump out of the dropship you are guarenteed a pass into the paratroopers regiment!"Philby0 wrote: They're so white they can colonise anything at will
OOC: Jakkkk: weaselburg got t o u c h e d
OOC: Driecg36: a sentient demon had taken residence in shutte code
OOC: Daswurmtmich: GIBING WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES
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Royal Griffon
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Re: Elite Hunter 488: A Ship Life
IT'S LIKE A LIGHT TAN BERET WITH A GOLDEN BADGE ON IT, ON THE BADGE IT SAYS 2 AS IN THE SECOND WHILE 488'S IS A WHITE BERET WITH A BADGE THAT SAYS 1 AS IN THE FIRSTWeaselburg wrote: ↑31 May 2018, 19:00GIVE ME A DESCRIPTION DAMMIT I WANT TO IMAGINE A SENTINEL WITH A CUTE HAT! IT MAKES BY HEART TINGLE!
Ssgt Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: HEINZ WE MADE THE WAFFEN SS
Elite Hunter (488): QUEEN HELP I'M SCARED" Scurries about the escape pod locked inside
PFC Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: GLORY TO THE REVOLUTION COMRADES, DA? moments before defecting to the UPP as a traitor to the USCM
Ssgt Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: I LOST THE COMMUNIST MANIFESTO!
NOBODY SUSPECTS THE ADMEME INQUISITION
Elite Hunter (488): QUEEN HELP I'M SCARED" Scurries about the escape pod locked inside
PFC Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: GLORY TO THE REVOLUTION COMRADES, DA? moments before defecting to the UPP as a traitor to the USCM
Ssgt Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: I LOST THE COMMUNIST MANIFESTO!
DISCOVERER OF THE ADMEME INQUISITIONKarmac wrote: Griffon I love that your forum signature consists of absolutely retarded low RP comments you've made, it just helps me know that you are in fact the big gay
NOBODY SUSPECTS THE ADMEME INQUISITION
superjo98 wrote: Hey griffon you should put this in your signature since you're so robust and communism is great that way I feel special.
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Weaselburg
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Re: Elite Hunter 488: A Ship Life
THATS ADORABLE THANK YOURoyal Griffon wrote: ↑31 May 2018, 20:32IT'S LIKE A LIGHT TAN BERET WITH A GOLDEN BADGE ON IT, ON THE BADGE IT SAYS 2 AS IN THE SECOND WHILE 488'S IS A WHITE BERET WITH A BADGE THAT SAYS 1 AS IN THE FIRST
Hivemind, Elite Runner (320) (follow) hisses, 'SORRY I STEPPED ON THE BUTTON MA.
Kaptin Morgan: we must unite to collect the shattered pieces of the tribes code that are spread among the 16 feweh alts
Hivemind, Mature Crusher (21) hisses, 'I CAN MEME AGAIN'
You know, it really surprised me when IKEA bought Disney.- The biggest surprise was KFC buying IBM, to be honest
OOC: Jakkkk: weaselburg got t o u c h e d
OOC: Driecg36: a sentient demon had taken residence in shutte code
OOC: Daswurmtmich: GIBING WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES
Kaptin Morgan: we must unite to collect the shattered pieces of the tribes code that are spread among the 16 feweh alts
Hivemind, Mature Crusher (21) hisses, 'I CAN MEME AGAIN'
You know, it really surprised me when IKEA bought Disney.- The biggest surprise was KFC buying IBM, to be honest
PFC Rex Lombardi shouts, "Boys if you jump out of the dropship you are guarenteed a pass into the paratroopers regiment!"Philby0 wrote: They're so white they can colonise anything at will
OOC: Jakkkk: weaselburg got t o u c h e d
OOC: Driecg36: a sentient demon had taken residence in shutte code
OOC: Daswurmtmich: GIBING WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES
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Royal Griffon
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Re: Elite Hunter 488: A Ship Life
ANYTIME
Ssgt Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: HEINZ WE MADE THE WAFFEN SS
Elite Hunter (488): QUEEN HELP I'M SCARED" Scurries about the escape pod locked inside
PFC Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: GLORY TO THE REVOLUTION COMRADES, DA? moments before defecting to the UPP as a traitor to the USCM
Ssgt Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: I LOST THE COMMUNIST MANIFESTO!
NOBODY SUSPECTS THE ADMEME INQUISITION
Elite Hunter (488): QUEEN HELP I'M SCARED" Scurries about the escape pod locked inside
PFC Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: GLORY TO THE REVOLUTION COMRADES, DA? moments before defecting to the UPP as a traitor to the USCM
Ssgt Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: I LOST THE COMMUNIST MANIFESTO!
DISCOVERER OF THE ADMEME INQUISITIONKarmac wrote: Griffon I love that your forum signature consists of absolutely retarded low RP comments you've made, it just helps me know that you are in fact the big gay
NOBODY SUSPECTS THE ADMEME INQUISITION
superjo98 wrote: Hey griffon you should put this in your signature since you're so robust and communism is great that way I feel special.
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AccointNaim
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Re: Elite Hunter 488: A Ship Life
Fuck, now I want to escape as a xeno now.
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Jaketeaking
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Re: Elite Hunter 488: A Ship Life
ive just found this, it made me laugh 
The man known as James 'patch' Alfonse. also gets called hotdog and "lemon.
"Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do, and they will surprise you with their ingenuity" - General George S Patton
WO first ever round -- only doctor.
WOv2 - First ever CO to survive more than 30 minutes, thanks to the help of bravo, charlie, delta, and flex the madman who killed at least 30 using an MG turret and an epic bombardment
https://snag.gy/I60qtG.jpg -- an average CM round for me
"Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do, and they will surprise you with their ingenuity" - General George S Patton
WO first ever round -- only doctor.
WOv2 - First ever CO to survive more than 30 minutes, thanks to the help of bravo, charlie, delta, and flex the madman who killed at least 30 using an MG turret and an epic bombardment
https://snag.gy/I60qtG.jpg -- an average CM round for me
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Royal Griffon
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Re: Elite Hunter 488: A Ship Life
the first one was also hilarious :3
Ssgt Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: HEINZ WE MADE THE WAFFEN SS
Elite Hunter (488): QUEEN HELP I'M SCARED" Scurries about the escape pod locked inside
PFC Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: GLORY TO THE REVOLUTION COMRADES, DA? moments before defecting to the UPP as a traitor to the USCM
Ssgt Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: I LOST THE COMMUNIST MANIFESTO!
NOBODY SUSPECTS THE ADMEME INQUISITION
Elite Hunter (488): QUEEN HELP I'M SCARED" Scurries about the escape pod locked inside
PFC Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: GLORY TO THE REVOLUTION COMRADES, DA? moments before defecting to the UPP as a traitor to the USCM
Ssgt Mikey 'Snatch' Anders: I LOST THE COMMUNIST MANIFESTO!
DISCOVERER OF THE ADMEME INQUISITIONKarmac wrote: Griffon I love that your forum signature consists of absolutely retarded low RP comments you've made, it just helps me know that you are in fact the big gay
NOBODY SUSPECTS THE ADMEME INQUISITION
superjo98 wrote: Hey griffon you should put this in your signature since you're so robust and communism is great that way I feel special.
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Re: Elite Hunter 488: A Ship Life
I once had such life as the last Ancient Hunter in maints, murdering full squads.
Then a predator spawned on the ship, teamed up with marines and plasma bolted my ass in the middle of a hallway while I was fighting other marines. TWICE. (First time I managed to pounce away after standing up).
Then a predator spawned on the ship, teamed up with marines and plasma bolted my ass in the middle of a hallway while I was fighting other marines. TWICE. (First time I managed to pounce away after standing up).
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