NJPs - Suggestions?

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NJPs - Suggestions?

Post by Build_R_ » 23 Jun 2018, 17:13

For crimes with a sentence equal to or lower than 10 minutes, the Chief MP or the acting Commander may administer a Non-Judicial Punishment instead of a brig sentence. This may range from reprimands or PT to extra duties or reassignment to a new post, but may not be physically abusive. The Chief MP holds ultimate authority and may override NJPs issued by other members of Almayer staff. Additionally, Commissioned Officers and Squad Leaders may apply NJPs to marines under their command should they be insubordinate or disrespectful. Failure to comply with non-judicial punishment will result in a 10 minute increase to brig time. NJPs may not impede the marine from performing his duty for more than 10 minutes.
So now that marine law has been changed, people who would be brigged for less than ten minutes can be punished (in a non-physical way) without brigging. I think that this could provide some interesting sentences such as someone who misfires their gun being sent to the firing range to practice gun safety or someone who resists arrest being forced to sit through some shitty poem reading. Does anyone have any other creative ideas for some NJPs?
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Post by Sulaboy » 23 Jun 2018, 17:25

Clean your damn prep room.
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Post by roushguy » 23 Jun 2018, 18:33

I got shocked by a bad engie, so I told an MP nearby to ensure that the following NJP got followed:
Marine was to be given cuffed shoes. Marine was to be cuffed. Marine was then to be escorted on a jog of the upper deck.

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Re: NJPs - Suggestions?

Post by ThesoldierLLJK » 23 Jun 2018, 18:35

-Make them clean up the prep rooms
-Make them go around and wash the floors with space cleaner

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Post by Tetrino » 23 Jun 2018, 18:37

Make them babysit Jones and shower him with compliments until the aCO is satisfied.
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Post by ThesoldierLLJK » 23 Jun 2018, 18:39

Make them follow Bill Carson around and give him compliments and being overly friendly to him

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Post by roushguy » 23 Jun 2018, 18:40

Some other ideas I have had recently:
-Pen a full apology for the incident in Pig Latin, to be read aloud over comms (or announced via CIC)
-Force marine to use soap (do we even HAVE soap?) or a mop bucket and mop to scrub the entire tank bay and/or engineering.
-Haul crates for RO.
-Clean medbay of blood, armor, weapons, etc.
-Break down the requisiton barricades for use by engineers.
-Give requisition backpacks full of food, ammo, and such.

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Post by solidfury7 » 23 Jun 2018, 20:05

Fill up 5 bags with ammo and 5 with food and give them cargo.
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Post by Kesserline » 23 Jun 2018, 20:08

Remove their ID and make them disarm a room full of claymores.
Send them in Charlie preprooms with Delta uniforms.
Send them in Delta preprooms with Charlie uniforms.
Send them with any uniform in Alpha preprooms.
Send them in Bravo preprooms and tell Bravos that the guy has stolen all their FOB building thingies.
Send them to CIC to dab in front of the CO.

So many possibilities. So many..

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Post by Ttly » 23 Jun 2018, 20:55

Brawl with the MP until one of them gets knocked out.

Might count as abusive but hey, it's a non-lethal brawl.

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Post by I_Solve_Practical_Problems » 23 Jun 2018, 21:40

If the CO's mess gets the necessary ingredients to make some dishes, you could sentence the prisoner to make the CO lunch as an NJP.
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Re: NJPs - Suggestions?

Post by Bulaven » 24 Jun 2018, 00:15

Hm.

If it's a Tech Sergeant? Make them clean the floors.

Marine? Hand-wash every sheet in one of the extended bunks.

Gimme a few to get creative.
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Re: NJPs - Suggestions?

Post by Wesmas » 24 Jun 2018, 05:07

As a pre op, why not get them to lead some exersizes. I am also a fan of making somebody do press ups. So many funny options.
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Post by Arbs » 24 Jun 2018, 22:36

I actually only excercised this about once or so.

A marine misfired in briefing and I brought him to the MP room and wailed at him like a boot camp Drill Instructor. It was fun.
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Post by ThePiachu » 25 Jun 2018, 13:42

Make them scrub an entire room with mop and a bucket. That thing takes forever.
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Re: NJPs - Suggestions?

Post by Heckenshutze » 25 Jun 2018, 15:54

This is why we need a Cook role, the punishment is to handle the kitchen.
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Re: NJPs - Suggestions?

Post by Azfrief » 25 Jun 2018, 16:39

Have an MP escort a marine in the battlefield. It's easier for the MP to lured into a trap and make them die and/or "accidentally" get left behind in a retreat.

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