What are the Chances?

[Chaznoodles]

We recently had a round where we ended up with not one, not two, but three Liasons, as a result of RNG survivor rolls. We engaged in some proper Corporate roleplay, smited MPs with words until they had to resort to intimidation, and wore matching suits while smoking and complaining. What've been your amazing roleplay rounds, due to crazy RNG or luck?

[Simo94]

The horror.

[Gnorse]

There was this one time where I became the hive's pet ...

[Snypehunter007]

I remember once before I was an admin on the Sulaco, I think I managed to overwatch an event with the admin to send in a semi-large PMC team to retrieve all W-Y property aboard the ship after the, I think, death or imprisonment of the CL. So what they ended up doing is stripping the entire CL office down to the plating tiles and putting them on the ERT shuttle. They even took the doors and lights as well, anything that couldn't be taken however was destroyed by C-4.

This isn't so much a RNG kinda thing, but I was lucky enough to convince an admin to send those guys in to do that.

[BillyBoBBizWorth]

DEAR GOD!! Bomb them! Load the OB, Level it, CODE RED GOD DAMN IT!

[LaKiller8]

I was the most patient CMP that round. Mason, you really gave me hell there.

[NoahKirchner]

about 50 50 probably i dunno

[Herac]

A similar thing happened to me once, except I was a prisioner who spawned and survived with the 3 CL's. There was this wonderful moment where all 4 CL's were in CIC, angrily telling the CO that they should all have the same level of access as the actual CL and basically cornering him and all talking to him at once.

I ended up getting decapitated by a friendly combat synth the admins spawned in and sent to kill myself and another CL because didn't display total loyalty to the company, honestly ranked very high on the fun index of CM rounds for me.

I do look forward to that one special high-pop round where all the survivors are CL's though.

[Bancrose]

Thats 2 more BE's than I want to do.

Imagine having 3 dickheads in suits asking you to sign these waivers and shit.

[taketheshot56]

We had a round where four liason survivors made it up alongside the ship CL, and then admins sent a further four liasons and a board director and we turned the conference room north of briefing into a Wey Yu bull pen and held corporate meetings.

[Snypehunter007]

A similar thing happened to me once, except I was a prisioner who spawned and survived with the 3 CL's. There was this wonderful moment where all 4 CL's were in CIC, angrily telling the CO that they should all have the same level of access as the actual CL and basically cornering him and all talking to him at once.

I ended up getting decapitated by a friendly combat synth the admins spawned in and sent to kill myself and another CL because didn't display total loyalty to the company, honestly ranked very high on the fun index of CM rounds for me.

I do look forward to that one special high-pop round where all the survivors are CL's though.

Oh, hey, that was one of my events.

[FGRSentinel]

We had a round where four liason survivors made it up alongside the ship CL, and then admins sent a further four liasons and a board director and we turned the conference room north of briefing into a Wey Yu bull pen and held corporate meetings.

How did the CO respond to having ten WY suits on their ship? Better question, did all ten decide to randomly demand the CO sign papers all at once just for the hell of it?

[taketheshot56]

How did the CO respond to having ten WY suits on their ship? Better question, did all ten decide to randomly demand the CO sign papers all at once just for the hell of it?

No XO

XO was pretty spineless

[FGRSentinel]

Regarding the situation or in general? Because there's not much they can do against 10 suits when one of them has diplomatic immunity.

[Snypehunter007]

No XO

XO was pretty spineless

To be fair, I would be avoiding or acquiescing to whatever they asked with a W-Y Board Director and eight liaisons aboard my ship.

Edit: As an admin, I always used the Board Director's or a Head of a Division in W-Y in a similar vein to how the military might view an admiral or some such other equivalent rank. Just wanted to say that to give more context for my answer and while I wasn't the one who ran the event, I imagine the Director still held quite a bit of power.

[Sargeantmuffinman]

The horror.

The paperwork.

The bribes.

The ultrazine drug dealers.

And with their powers combined, they shall summon the PLATOON DEATH SQUAD.

[Herac]

Oh, hey, that was one of my events.

I had a lot of fun being involved with and observing that event, I wasn't salty at all when I died and seeing how everything played out as a consequence of my actions after I died was honestly one of the most enjoyable things I've observed in CM.

[ThePiachu]

A similar thing happened to me once, except I was a prisioner who spawned and survived with the 3 CL's. There was this wonderful moment where all 4 CL's were in CIC, angrily telling the CO that they should all have the same level of access as the actual CL and basically cornering him and all talking to him at once.

I mean, doesn't the CL know they can upgrade anyone's ID to have all access?

[Snypehunter007]

I had a lot of fun being involved with and observing that event, I wasn't salty at all when I died and seeing how everything played out as a consequence of my actions after I died was honestly one of the most enjoyable things I've observed in CM.

I'm glad to hear that.

[Ttly]

I mean, doesn't the CL know they can upgrade anyone's ID to have all access?

Not all access, just the access that the CL already has.

Which is a LOT of the ship mind you, but it's still not precisely "all access".

[Chaznoodles]

Not all access, just the access that the CL already has.

Which is a LOT of the ship mind you, but it's still not precisely "all access".

*cough* ID console access

[FGRSentinel]

Problem with that is the original CL has a vested interest in not giving the other CLs access they have already, let alone giving them all access. If one of those CLs gets caught in a place they're not supposed to be and it's discovered they have all access when Command only gave them minimal access overall, it becomes painfully obvious that the original CL gave it to them, which causes all the CLs to suddenly end up either brigged or put under observation. If the CLs force the aCO to give them all the same level of access, then the MPs can't arrest the original because another CL was caught with all access

[Ratpack]

Thats 2 more BE's than I want to do.

Imagine having 3 dickheads in suits asking you to sign these waivers and shit.

Sign my paperwork nerd.

[Bancrose]

Sign my paperwork nerd.

https://gyazo.com/c1e2750fb47dafc9541ae1a66277e7de

[Ratpack]

https://gyazo.com/c1e2750fb47dafc9541ae1a66277e7de

You've given me that response 3 times now.