YOU DIED.

Heckenshutze · Post by **Heckenshutze** » 23 Aug 2018, 22:36

Hello, I want to start a funny topic about an alternate storyline where your main character sadly dies in service before the incidents of the Distress Signal, it's easy to participate just copy / paste the format below, it is supposed to be your own personal slab aboard the USS Mother of Mercy (the cementery-ship that floats around Mars)

(font: Century Gothic, and italic text)

HERE LIES

AGE

SQUAD

RANK

DESCRIPTION (change this one with a brief message about your loving ones, last words, famous quotes or the cause of your death. Let's see who has the most creative one. I'll start:

HERE LIES RUBEN DARIO

AGE 26

SQUAD CHARLIE

RANK PFC

"SHUT UP LARRY, I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING JUST MAKE SURE THE SAFETY IS ON"

Sora9567 · Post by **Sora9567** » 24 Aug 2018, 00:52

Here lies Darwin Jefferson

Age 23

Squad Bravo

Rank LCPL

"If you FF me with that incen slug, I'm going to be really annoyed."

Nightwolf901 · Post by **Nightwolf901** » 24 Aug 2018, 00:56

HERE LIES Nyxia 'Bladedancer' Cals

AGE 24

SQUAD Delta

RANK PFC

DESCRIPTION: "Look, I've done it once, I can do it again with only throwing knives."

Avalanchee · Post by **Avalanchee** » 24 Aug 2018, 01:19

HERE LIES Phillip 'Avalanche' Murray

AGE 29

SQUAD Delta

RANK Sergeant

DESCRIPTION: ''Roses are red, violets are blue, honestly fuck the Alpha spec, and fuck MPs too''

Sulaboy · Post by **Sulaboy** » 24 Aug 2018, 01:29

Aracino · Post by **Aracino** » 24 Aug 2018, 01:43

HERE LIES Arac Mahan

AGE 24

Medical Devision

Doctor

DESCRIPTION: "MPs theres a marine in medbay pointing a shotgun at me. Yes, my anesthetic auto injector is spent."

Renomaki · Post by **Renomaki** » 24 Aug 2018, 01:59

HERE LIES Reno "Weenie" Story

AGE 42

Commander of 2nd battalion of the 4th brigade

"Attack, ATTACK, not a st- Wait, where did everybody go?"

taketheshot56 · Post by **taketheshot56** » 24 Aug 2018, 02:18

HERE LIES Patton Moore

AGE 37

USS Alaska, Second Carrier Task Force

Commander

"Died for Unga so others may one day do the same"

Zartam · Post by **Zartam** » 24 Aug 2018, 03:12

HERE LIES NAVIS SILLAGE

AGE 28

Delta Squad Medic

Rank CPL

"Kesserline is trying to flank them, let's follow him!"

Build_R_ · Post by **Build_R_** » 24 Aug 2018, 05:50

HERE LIES JIM ANTONIC

AGE 23

SQUAD BRAVO

RANK PFC

"DON'T WORRY, I CAN JUST PULL IT OUT OF THE DISPOSALS BIN REAL QUICK."

Tetrino · Post by **Tetrino** » 24 Aug 2018, 05:55

HERE LIES 'KESTREL' HAN KYEONG-AE

AGED 25

SQUAD DELTA ENGINEER

BROUGHT A BOOT KNIFE TO A GUNFIGHT

Sleepy Retard · Post by **Sleepy Retard** » 24 Aug 2018, 06:08

HERE LIES VANECHKA PENKINA

AGE: 29

SQUAD: PENAL

RANK: PFC

"THESE ARE PRIME STAYING CONDITIONS, DEE!"

MessageCypher · Post by **MessageCypher** » 25 Aug 2018, 07:41

Here lies Michael ‘Fritz’ Fitzgerald

Aged 23

USS ALMAYER CLOSE AIR SUPPORT PILOT OFFICER

Ensign

”Why the fuck is the autopilot set to land on the planet?”

ChengChan · Post by **ChengChan** » 25 Aug 2018, 07:49

Here lies Cheng 'Monk' Chan

Age: 24

Bravo

Combat Medic

"I don't need a weapon to kill someone, my legendary fist will."

Vispain · Post by **Vispain** » 25 Aug 2018, 12:19

HERE LIES CASSIUS KLAUS

AGE 25

USS VICTORY, SQUAD CHARLIE

RANK SSGT

"SO! LONG 213, LAT 351. HOLD FI- "

BluntForce420 · Post by **BluntForce420** » 25 Aug 2018, 13:30

HERE LIES TAL YAHALOM RAVIS

AGE 21

SQUAD DELTA

RANK LANCE CORPORAL

"OY VEY"

Frans_Feiffer · Post by **Frans_Feiffer** » 25 Aug 2018, 14:04

HERE LIES FRANS ‘FRIENDLY’ FEIFFER

AGE 34

CHIEF ENGINEER OF THE USS SOCCON

LIEUTENANT COMMANDER

“OH SHIT, SIR I JUST SPILT COFFEE ON ONE OF THE SHIPS GENERATORS!”

Slywater · Post by **Slywater** » 31 Aug 2018, 17:36

HERE LIES ROBERT MACMILLAN

AGE 34

SQUAD ALPHA

RANK LANCE CORPORAL

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE NO ORGANS? AAAAAAAAAH, THAT'S THE GOOD STUFF. I'LL BE FIIIIIINE."

Winter · Post by **Winter** » 31 Aug 2018, 18:00

Here lies Rain Winterson.
Age 20.
Requisitions Wench.
"Oh. Cupcakes."

Sambalu · Post by **Sambalu** » 31 Aug 2018, 19:32

HERE LIES KAELYN BROOKS

AGE 21
SQUAD DELTA

RANK PFC

"Damn you, command!"

David Stormwell · Post by **David Stormwell** » 31 Aug 2018, 19:49

Here lies David 'Diamond' Stormwell
Age 21
PFC Alpha Squad
Hey SL im separated in the building ill be right back

Carnolus · Post by **Carnolus** » 02 Sep 2018, 12:47

HERE LIES Taegan "Mouth" MacCarthy

AGE 28

SQUAD Alpha

RANK Staff Sergeant

DESCRIPTION his last words were simple, before a CLF grenade took his life. "Listen fellas, I'm telling you, CLF women..".

Kesserline · Post by **Kesserline** » 02 Sep 2018, 18:56

Zartam wrote: ↑
24 Aug 2018, 03:12
HERE LIES NAVIS SILLAGE

AGE 28

Delta Squad Medic

Rank CPL

"Kesserline is trying to flank them, let's follow him!"

HERE LIES MARK KESSERLINE

AGE 32

Delta Squad Leader

Rank SSGT

"WE WILL FLANK THEM! FOLLOW ME!"

Mister Jeether · Post by **Mister Jeether** » 02 Sep 2018, 23:18

HERE LIES: DYLAN BELL

AGE: 21

SQUAD: BRAVO

RANK: PFC

''SHAKE ME UP''

kooarbiter · Post by **kooarbiter** » 04 Sep 2018, 01:21

Here lies Ana Bow
Age: 26
Squad: Charlie
Rank: Private First Class
"Wow, nice rack commander, er I mean no offe-"

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