Bancrose wrote: ↑20 Sep 2018, 19:38
They say there its statistically a higher chance that when you are smoking Arcturian Aces that you may be liable for a BE?
Is this true?
Recent reports from reliable sources of the cigarette industry find that these statistics are false and a product of rival dip startup companies.
Further findings actually find that of all the tobacco users, those who use smoking pipes and cigars are more likely to garner a promotion. Unconfirmed reports state this is because 90% of Fleet Admirals smoke with pipes as evidenced by how smoking pipes are standard issue for Commanders.
Following pipes, cigarettes and in particular 'Arcturian Ace' and other fine brands of cigarettes such as 'Weyland Yutani Gold Packet' and 'Lucky Packet' are the most popular form of tobacco usage in the USCM as well as the most highly rated among all tobacco users.
The group on the lowest end of the spectrum in both garnering a promotion and in popularity is the dip users. In fact, recent studies have shown that dip users are more likely to remain in their current rank or even be viewed negatively and 8/10 officers disapprove of dipping due to dip stains on ship gangplanks (see USS Bolcis incident, 2184)
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