Worst case of unga you've seen?

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Worst case of unga you've seen?

Post by Madventurer » 09 Sep 2018, 13:05

Mine was a round with nobody manning req.

So the marines went ahead and C4'd the attachment vendor. They were really unhappy afterwards.
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Re: Worst case of unga you've seen?

Post by David Stormwell » 09 Sep 2018, 18:05

A certain famous PFC using a Botanist uniform with no Armor heading head first into battle
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Post by DriedMilk » 09 Sep 2018, 18:15

grabbing a spear and stabbing benos stunned by the tank

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Post by Survivor » 09 Sep 2018, 19:51

Naked marines waking up from cryo sleep right as the Almayer is boarded, then proceeding to fight xenos with whatever means they have at hand, whether it be protein bars, or lighters.
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Re: Worst case of unga you've seen?

Post by Damous » 09 Sep 2018, 22:36

PFC's purposefully FFing.
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Post by Nickvr628 » 10 Sep 2018, 08:00

When a PFC tries to click one of the weapon function buttons in the bottom right, but misses and ends up shooting, thus FFing an SL/spec/MP standing next to him in the briefing room.
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Post by Maxim Inc » 10 Sep 2018, 16:26

A doctor incinerating the body of a still revivable synth
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Re: Worst case of unga you've seen?

Post by Mashallah » 11 Sep 2018, 10:55

A PFC limping towards Xenos with one leg and one arm no armor and a shotgun only to be shot with a slug in the back and dragged off
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Re: Worst case of unga you've seen?

Post by AzonStarfall » 12 Sep 2018, 06:59

Myself, CLF, attempted to throw a grenade at approaching marines.
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Post by Dolth » 12 Sep 2018, 10:38

Charged a CLF manning a MG in the dark with night visions.

Forgot to also shut off my railflash.
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Re: Worst case of unga you've seen?

Post by Ratpack » 12 Sep 2018, 15:00

When new MP's think they can tase Xenos.
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Re: Worst case of unga you've seen?

Post by LaKiller8 » 12 Sep 2018, 19:04

Ratpack wrote: ↑
12 Sep 2018, 15:00
 When new MP's think they can tase Xenos.
One time an MP legit tazed the CO in CIC, the queen gibbed the CO, the MP kept tazing, the xenos let him live for a good while for "killing their queen".
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Re: Worst case of unga you've seen?

Post by Avalanchee » 13 Sep 2018, 02:52

David Stormwell wrote: ↑
09 Sep 2018, 18:05
 A certain famous PFC using a Botanist uniform with no Armor heading head first into battle
LV624
*cough
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Re: Worst case of unga you've seen?

Post by Urytion » 13 Sep 2018, 03:23

"I'm not going to be that type of medic that sits back and heals. PFCs shouldn't get all the glory".
-Anonymous Delta Medic who got denied two mags of M41A AP and 3 Extendeds, then sat around the req line badmouthing the RO for about 10 minutes before going to cryo.
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Re: Worst case of unga you've seen?

Post by BillyBoBBizWorth » 13 Sep 2018, 08:44

Walked infront of MD56 once during a oldskool SD hold, was in crit but still standing, accidentally stepped back infront of it and finished myself off.

The bullshit part was i was actually doing pretty good during the hold, i think we ended up winning anyhow, cant remember.

Walking into crushers charging right at the perfect moment to get hit before it passes accidentally, double walking into boiler/prae spray accidentally, sometimes three times.
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Re: Worst case of unga you've seen?

Post by David Stormwell » 13 Sep 2018, 08:53

Avalanchee wrote: ↑
13 Sep 2018, 02:52
*cough
Cough indeed
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Re: Worst case of unga you've seen?

Post by Loco52 » 13 Sep 2018, 09:01

Local engineer brings an m56d fold underground, mounts it, doesn't cade it then rages over dchat about marines standing infront of his baby.
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