Doctor Clockwork - Moderator

[Doctor Clockwork]

Byond ID:
Uh, Doctor Clockwork..

Age:
20

Timezone:
GMT -5

On average, how many hours are you available per week to moderate?
Per week, 25 hours on all weekdays, and completely random on weekends, (girlfriends and all)

Do you have any previous experience in being staff (not just SS13)?
NanoTrasen Station(Game Master), here (Moderator), Shenanigan Station (Admin

Did you play any of the previous Colonial Marine servers?
This one? Yes.

Have you had an application to Colonial Marines or New Eden denied before?
No..

Are you currently a staff member elsewhere (not just SS13)? If so, where?
Techincally, yes, but the servers currently dead. So no, im not.

Have you ever been banned for more than 24 hours on Colonial Marines?
No.

If a player was shooting everyone in briefing at round start how would you deal with the situation?
Immediate flip out at said player, and PM them to stop immediatly, give them a 10 second response time or stop time. If said happens, investigation then ban (depending on offence). If said does not happen, ban for a week. Check notes, mark notes, and then yada. Pretty easy.

You notice that a xeno is breaching the Nostromo and is unable to seal it with resin. How would you deal with this and what punishment would you give for a first offender?
Warn depending on offence (or ban if really needed), breach fix. Done.

The marines want the nuke codes to detonate the Nostromo because they claim they are losing too many marines. There are currently 4 aliens and 20 marines in your /who. What do you do?
Tell them they're wanka's and tell th- oh you want a real answer. Say no via CC call, tell them that bio scans show that the enemy has less troops than them and they're fine.

A Sulaco Medic has made several napalm grenades and hands them out to marines. One of the marines throws the grenade into Logistics. There are no admins or other moderators online. What do you do?
Napalm grenades are fine, warn said player that throwing the grenade in Logistics would and might cause human harm. If the grenade hurt them, depending on offence, 24 hr ban to 72 hr ban

What would you do if a player started to talk about the things he did to your mom last night?
I'd tell him all the things I did to his dad, and we'd have a bit of a chuckle and some crisps.

Any additional information you'd like to add?
Im sorry Apophis, about how I flipped up on you in skype. Its just, my finals are here and I sort of got pissed at one of my professors and needed to let out my rage in a sort of pillow punching way. I never really ment any of it, this was also sort of why I left. I got really stressed, and I couldn't stay on for the periods of time I needed to. It was sort of why Octagon left, I got overstressed and overstuffed and I couldn't keep up with this. So it was either, don't get noticed for a week that i've been removed or make a dramatic resign thingy. I hope that if I get accepted again, we can all start on a clean slate, (but not too clean, I do like some dirt *wink wink*)

[SecretStamos (Joshuu)]

Hi Clockwork.

I think you were a really fair and upbeat moderator. I'd certainly like to have you back because I think you did a good job while you were here and I liked your attitude.

+1 from me

[SASoperative]

I have heard a very large mixture of things about you. Some good some bad. I remain neutral until I can find out more...

[Doctor Clockwork]

I have heard a very large mixture of things about you. Some good some bad. I remain neutral until I can find out more...

Unknowns been telling me things in skype, which are all lies.. if your wondering..

[apophis775]

What about when you were on unbound?

Like, you and me, literally had skype conversations about you being on unbound...

[Doctor Clockwork]

Sshado thought I was a very good player and I applied for mentor.

I was never accepted.

What are you talking about anyway? I dont even hang out on unbound anymore. (Actually, or full conversation was about you know what, and not unbound, your thinking of the wrong person)

[apophis775]

You and me, talked over skype. About you being accepted as a mentor.

We also talked, about how you said you were getting the run-around, and were thinking about coming back to Colonial Marines.

[Doctor Clockwork]

No.. I was never accepted, what are you talking about?

[Doctor Clockwork]

Oh you know what, your thinking of Ollie. He was old headmod, became mentor for unbound, and left.

Right?

[apophis775]

Doctor Clockwork, was the old headmod...

[apophis775]

Am I, mixing two people up? Who's Ollie?

[Doctor Clockwork]

OliverCaswell?

I AM NOT STAFF ON UNBOUND. Period. I'll go over and get confirmination..

[SecretStamos (Joshuu)]

Maybe my memory is fuzzy, but I remember Oliver being the one who left for unbound.

[apophis775]

OH YEA.

Sorry, I'm... more than a little sick today.

[apophis775]

WAIT I REMEMBER.

Didn't you quit without a reason, badmouth us across reddit, yell at me in skype for like 15 minutes, then leave and never return?

[Doctor Clockwork]

There was a point of that yes.. but I apologize for my wrong doing.

(eh, I knew that post on reddit sort of broke it in..)

[speedybst]

Eh, neutral from me, i remember it as you just disappeared and i kinda didn't care cause of personal things at the time, but didn't mind you whilst you were here

[Rahlzel]

-1

Never. Our community will be better without Doctor Clockwork, or Satan, or whatever you're calling yourself now.

[Doctor Clockwork]

-1

Never. Our community will be better without Doctor Clockwork, or Satan, or whatever you're calling yourself now.

Welp, I expected that answer.

I guess thats denied then.. I was expecting a weird answer from Apophis, but that from you.

Oh well.. enjoy your time guys..

[Rahlzel]

This application was obviously a joke, considering your history. If it's not, that you would even consider the possibility that you would be welcome here is laughable.

Here's a fine list of comments you've made on Reddit:

Likely the 15 year old headmin

Fine. Fuck you Apophis

The fucking staff on CM is shit, and I would know

[Doctor Clockwork]

I apologized, I never expected to have a thank you.

I hoped for a clean slate, as I stated, but I guess Rahzel, since im not welcome, i'll leave.

You wont hear from me again.

(also, wouldn't I give stupid answers if this was a joke or something? I actually put some effort into it, but eh, cant be trusted.)

[Rahlzel]

Fine by me.

Closing and moving.