Janey 'Grandma' Jimjams.

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Janey 'Grandma' Jimjams.

Post by Abbysynth » 02 May 2015, 20:22

FULL NAME

Janey Anne Jimjams, of the Mars Jimjams'.

NICKNAME(S)

'Grandma'

AGE

138 standard years.

GENDER

Female

POSITION

Engineer, Botanist, Scientist, Sergeant, Commander, Captain.. you pretty much name it, she knows it.

NOTABLE TRAITS

Has no fucks left to give.

PERSONA

Uncompromising, takes no shit, smokes like a champion, old and grouchy. Grandma does not give even the tiniest shit about your problems. If you are incompetent she will knock you over and do it herself. Has been known to illegally hack things, hardwire singularity generators to produce millions of watts, and grow enough Ambrosia Deus to get ten stations high as balls.

HISTORY

Grandma has served with a myraid of corporations and governments over the years. She first began her career as a research station botanist, and has bounced around various departments since then, where ever her skills and experience are needed. She commands top dollar for most missions though is known to do pro-bono work.

RELATIONS

The Jimjams clan is spread out over a number of colonies, far and wide. Her favorite son is Jimmy 'Jimmy' Jimjams, one of Earth's finest Chief Engineers.

SEXUALITY

Do you REALLY want to know?

LOVE INTEREST

Cigarettes and rum.

BASIC APPEARANCE

Grandma Jimjams is about five feet tall, around a hundred pounds. She looks like your typical grandmother, and though she's incredibly ancient, she shows no signs of slowing down any time soon.

DISLIKES

Rudeness.

FEARS

Some days she worries about her far-flung family, but otherwise not much. Granny has seen some shit, let me tell you.

LIKES

Rum and cigarettes.

STRENGTHS

See above.

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Re: Janey 'Grandma' Jimjams.

Post by SecretStamos (Joshuu) » 02 May 2015, 21:42

I spilled my drink reading this

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Re: Janey 'Grandma' Jimjams.

Post by Felkvir » 03 May 2015, 09:50

seems legit

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Re: Janey 'Grandma' Jimjams.

Post by coroneljones » 03 May 2015, 14:59

138....I smell heresy.
Time heresy
I am Crornel Jrones, grorious admin of Coronial Mahreens. U ar arr nast Trorr and will be ding dong bannu. U critizize Xenos? Ding dong Bannu. U no rike grorious adminnu? Ding dong Bannu. U comrpain about Marine nerfs? Dingdong bannu. U comprain about grorrious adminnu? O yoo betta bereev dat's a bannu. It has come to my Grorrious attention dat nasty trorr has been imidatingu me on serveru, dis is a shamfrul dispray and unacceptaboo so dey ding dong bannu. End of Rine -----------------Rine ends here.'
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Re: Janey 'Grandma' Jimjams.

Post by speedybst » 03 May 2015, 19:23

Dude, my char is technically over 200...

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Re: Janey 'Grandma' Jimjams.

Post by MrJJJ » 04 May 2015, 04:06

Well, Wringly age is 10.000 years old, because fusing with a very old sentient being is a very good idea…now he is stuck forever and unable to do anything
(Thats a joke)

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Re: Janey 'Grandma' Jimjams.

Post by MrGabol100 » 06 Jul 2015, 16:46

MrJJJ wrote:Well, Wringly age is 10.000 years old, because fusing with a very old sentient being is a very good idea…now he is stuck forever and unable to do anything
(Thats a joke)

IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111111111OOOOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjJESro1HiY

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Re: Janey 'Grandma' Jimjams.

Post by TheCubscout » 06 Jul 2015, 17:44

I was once in a conversation concerning that I my character was too old for the Colonial Marines (58)
I should have redirected them to this post.

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