FULL NAME
Janey Anne Jimjams, of the Mars Jimjams'.
NICKNAME(S)
'Grandma'
AGE
138 standard years.
GENDER
Female
POSITION
Engineer, Botanist, Scientist, Sergeant, Commander, Captain.. you pretty much name it, she knows it.
NOTABLE TRAITS
Has no fucks left to give.
PERSONA
Uncompromising, takes no shit, smokes like a champion, old and grouchy. Grandma does not give even the tiniest shit about your problems. If you are incompetent she will knock you over and do it herself. Has been known to illegally hack things, hardwire singularity generators to produce millions of watts, and grow enough Ambrosia Deus to get ten stations high as balls.
HISTORY
Grandma has served with a myraid of corporations and governments over the years. She first began her career as a research station botanist, and has bounced around various departments since then, where ever her skills and experience are needed. She commands top dollar for most missions though is known to do pro-bono work.
RELATIONS
The Jimjams clan is spread out over a number of colonies, far and wide. Her favorite son is Jimmy 'Jimmy' Jimjams, one of Earth's finest Chief Engineers.
SEXUALITY
Do you REALLY want to know?
LOVE INTEREST
Cigarettes and rum.
BASIC APPEARANCE
Grandma Jimjams is about five feet tall, around a hundred pounds. She looks like your typical grandmother, and though she's incredibly ancient, she shows no signs of slowing down any time soon.
DISLIKES
Rudeness.
FEARS
Some days she worries about her far-flung family, but otherwise not much. Granny has seen some shit, let me tell you.
LIKES
Rum and cigarettes.
STRENGTHS
See above.
Janey 'Grandma' Jimjams.
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Re: Janey 'Grandma' Jimjams.
I spilled my drink reading this
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Re: Janey 'Grandma' Jimjams.
seems legit
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Re: Janey 'Grandma' Jimjams.
138....I smell heresy.
Time heresy
Time heresy
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Re: Janey 'Grandma' Jimjams.
Dude, my char is technically over 200...
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Re: Janey 'Grandma' Jimjams.
Well, Wringly age is 10.000 years old, because fusing with a very old sentient being is a very good idea…now he is stuck forever and unable to do anything
(Thats a joke)
(Thats a joke)
- MrGabol100
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Re: Janey 'Grandma' Jimjams.
MrJJJ wrote:Well, Wringly age is 10.000 years old, because fusing with a very old sentient being is a very good idea…now he is stuck forever and unable to do anything
(Thats a joke)
IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111111111OOOOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjJESro1HiY
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Re: Janey 'Grandma' Jimjams.
I was once in a conversation concerning that I my character was too old for the Colonial Marines (58)
I should have redirected them to this post.
I should have redirected them to this post.