Razerwing- Moderator Application

[razerwing]

Byond ID: Razerwing

Age: 18

Gender: Male

Timezone: GMT -5

On average, how many hours are you available per week to moderate?
What with Summer coming up, I'd dare say 40 hours a week, late nights shifts? Razerwing's got a laptop now!

Do you have any previous experience in being staff (not just SS13)?
I DM'd for a few table-top type games, though the longest surviving one was a Fallout RP with friends. Oh! Also, I made it to TrialMin before my resignation.

Did you play any of the previous Colonial Marine servers?
Ever since the resin was that nasty, bright color and before Verbose was the host.

Have you had an application to Colonial Marines or New Eden denied before?
No.

Are you currently a staff member elsewhere (not just SS13)? If so, where?
Also no.

Have you ever been banned for more than 24 hours on Colonial Marines?
Pffff, hell no.

If a player was shooting everyone in briefing at round start how would you deal with the situation?

You notice that a xeno is breaching the Nostromo and is unable to seal it with resin. How would you deal with this and what punishment would you give for a first offender?
Contact the breacher and direct him to the rules page. Proceed to contact any nearby drones and get them to seal the breach. Maybe even instruct them in proper Resin Airlock procedures, if that's a thing. A first offender would get off with a gentle scolding, despite the fact that people really should read the rules before playing.

The marines want the nuke codes to detonate the Nostromo because they claim they are losing too many marines. There are currently 4 aliens and 20 marines in your /who. What do you do?
Tell them to stop being chickenshit fucknuggets, and that the God Emperor expects more from the people he put above the Imperial Guard. Commence to scold them for being more useless than the Imperial Guard. Tell them to grow some balls, get out there, and lose more men before coming to cry about losing men.

A Sulaco Medic has made several napalm grenades and hands them out to marines. One of the marines throws the grenade into Logistics. There are no admins or other moderators online. What do you do?
Slay the marine that threw the grenade into Logistics, because why's he throwing grenades into logistics anyways? Deal with the immediate threat first, which would be the bomb-happy marine, and once that's all dealt with be it a ban or something, then contact the Sulaco Medic who's making napalm grenades. Direct him to the rule page, and depending on how he acts, give him a day ban. Everyone knows what napalm does. Everyone.

What would you do if a player started to talk about the things he did to your mom last night?
Well, if I'm tagging said person for doing something wrong, smack him/her with the banhammer so hard that their children feel it. If it's people joking with me (I.E. FRIENDS), then I retort with a witty comeback about how all they can score is a forty-year old woman, and not someone around their own age group.

Any additional information you'd like to add?
I feel it's important to note that this month (May) is going to be a bit hectic for me since I'm still going through graduation procedures, and I'll ONLY BE AVAILABLE FOR SUMMER VACATION as I plan on enlisting in either the Marine Corps, or the Air Force. After things get settled with that particular bit of my life, I may very well be back. This is why I'm signing up for a mod, and not an admin, since the last time I became a TrialMin, I was like that for a looong time.

[coroneljones]

+1
Did a decent job before and....#oldguard?

[SASoperative]

So.... Let me get this straight. You would only be available during the summer and after the summer ends you would be rather inactive..?

[apophis775]

Marine Corps or Air force?

DEM EXTREMES:

You should join the Army. I can tell you from experience, they are the best. You don't have the "EVERYONE IS A RIFLEMAN AND YOU DON'T GET TO DO THE JOB YOU ENLIST FOR BECUASE YOUR A BULLET SPONGE" attitude of the marine corps, and you don't have the "Everyone hates you because your a useless branch" feeling you get in the airforce.

[razerwing]

At SASoperative... Yeah, pretty much. Gotta worry about real life. Got kicked in the shit by it, now I'm going to kick it right back.

And Apop, I'm still doing research. It's why I'm waiting for the summer, among other reasons. The only reason I'm really considering the marines is because I've been told they're expanding their Aviation branch. Them F-35's look smexy, and I wanna have my name on one. And the Airforce because... well... The other branches might think it's a useless branch, but they've got some nifty toys.

And a lotta benefits that could really help my large-as-hell family.

[SASoperative]

You know inactivity is a MAJOR problem around here. I am neutral for now... I will talk to Unkown/Apop about this one.... Yep I dunno. I mean if thats the case you would probably be fired after the summer cause of inactivity if you don't spend at least 2 hours and thirty minutes a day after the summer vacation

[razerwing]

I'm perfectly alright with being fired after the summer. If that's what happens, then I can always come back and re-apply once things settle down. I just wanna help out where I can is all.

[SASoperative]

Eh fuck it +1 from me, I will wait for more staff Opinions.

[UnknownMurder]

Willingly to give a try as we need like... Even LITTLE more moderators.

+1

[razerwing]

Gonna ask that you send this application to the 'Denied' section. Prolly just pissed off a lot of players with what I did. Must not be ready to staff for the game like I thought I was.

Apologies for the inconvenience.

Good day and happy hunting mates!

[SASoperative]

Well than.... Denied I suppose. This will be moved in approximately 24 hours from this post.