What the Fuck

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What the Fuck

Post by UnknownMurder » 29 Jun 2015, 19:53

WHAT DOES THE CEILING LOOKS LIKE IN SPACE STATION 13?
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Re: What the Fuck

Post by Varnock » 29 Jun 2015, 19:54

BUT THERE IS NO CEILING, THE HIVELORD CHECKED!

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Post by Butterrobber202 » 29 Jun 2015, 20:00

LAWL I WAS THERE THAT ROUND! I WAS THE HIVELORD I WAS SO CONFUSED

Alien Queen: HIVELORD YOU ARE TO DO RESEARCH! WHAT DOES THE CEILING LOOK LIKE

Hivelord: I'll get on it mah Queen

A few moments later...

Hivelord: Queen... I ah... Cant see the ceiling...

Queen: Then just look up

Hivelord: Ok... *CRRAAAACK*

Hivelord: Oh God We can't Our necks are to small

Queen: Then just roll over

Hivelord: Ok Then.

A few minutes later...

Hivelord: HUH WAT, WAT HAPPENED

Queen:What is it Hivelord

Hivelord: When I rolled over I must have struck some kind of nerve and fell asleep (( And Yes I even used the sleep verb ))

Queen: Continue your research

Hivelord: I HAVE MADE A DISCOVER

Queen: WAT

Hivelord: THERE IS NO ROOF

Queen: IMPOSSIBRU!
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Re: What the Fuck

Post by Fickmacher » 29 Jun 2015, 20:03

>Implying.
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Post by UnknownMurder » 29 Jun 2015, 20:05

I was the Queen during the round. I made you as my top researcher to research more knowledge, then you introduced the Intercom. We spent our time communicating over it rather than hivemind. Marines were pretty scared of our technological advances. We even turned their weapons against them.
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Re: What the Fuck

Post by Varnock » 29 Jun 2015, 20:07

If only drones toting pistols could happen, now THAT would have been hilarious.

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Post by mosshadow » 30 Jun 2015, 08:31

Varnock wrote:If only drones toting pistols could happen, now THAT would have been hilarious.
Didn't this actually happen in the comics? They just were terrible shooters

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Re: What the Fuck

Post by Abbysynth » 30 Jun 2015, 17:53

Well, xenos could wield fireaxes..

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Post by speedybst » 30 Jun 2015, 18:44

mosshadow wrote: Didn't this actually happen in the comics? They just were terrible shooters
Happened in the comics and a couple of novels, one of the groups was actually trained by a mad Lt. of the USCM, so they actually were half-decent. They later escaped on earth after killing him and his men.

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Re: What the Fuck

Post by UnknownMurder » 30 Jun 2015, 18:48

Off-Subject......

What does the ceiling look like anyways?
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Re: What the Fuck

Post by speedybst » 30 Jun 2015, 18:52

Like i said the other day, its exactly the same as the floor since colonial buildings are built as modular objects so having the floor and ceiling as the same panel means that its easier to mass produce the colonial buildings.

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