Allans Bootcamp

[Allan1234]

Welcome to Boot-camp fucktards, My name is High Admiral Heinrick Winside Archsider, Commander of the USS Seraphina and Admiral in charge of tau sector command. Now if you dumbshits haven't already read these guides ( http://cm-ss13.com/viewtopic.php?f=94&t=1954 . http://cm-ss13.com/viewtopic.php?f=94&t=2252 ) I suggest you fucking do it.

First thing on out list is defining who you are. now you all think your Rambo or that bad-ass in movies, well your not, You are that redshirt in star-track that dies first, You are the Masked NPC in Call of duty that dies horribly and you are the extra in the movies that they pull off the street to die in the background when no one is looking.

When you die no one will give two shits, Your mothers wont cry and no one will even remember you, So don't even think about trying to act like a bad-ass ( because it ruin's game-play) Because your not one, You are a fucktard who should follow his Squad leader and stick together with the other fucktards.

Now for squad leaders, You see sergeant Johnson in halo? do you see Soap in Call of duty? Do you see Apone in Aliens? Well your not them, Your that slightly better Marine then the normal fucktards, You have managed to actually fucking make something of yourself and when you die the military will give you a small ass funeral, but you are NOT even close to a bad-ass and will not act like one, I don't give a shit what your orders are you follow them, and if you have a issue well too fucking bad (ahelp).

Onto the experienced marines (donators) Now YOU are a lot closer to a bad-ass then those normal fucktards ever will, you have managed to survive multiple missions (none of which are alium) and when you die the Military will not forget you, You are valued as a solider and can act slightly better (not badass) then a Normal fucktard, you are STILL A FUCKTARD.

Heavy Infantry, Now THESE guys are bad ass's, they are better then you ever will be and when they die the military will have lost a true hero, these guys can act like bad-asses and that is it.

Now i expect you fucknuggets to read the other guides and if you don't, well too fucking bad cause you will

[LordeKilly]

First of all, only the jonesmastah can say fucknugget and get away with it.

Second, I disagree with you. I believe acting like badasses is justified, because in the movie, "Aliens" the marines act similar to how a lot of people act on the server. Being boring grunts with no personality would be like playing Archangel with kids who happen to have assbergers. Unique personalities make squads fun, have RP experiences and an all around good time.

Also, just throwing this out there since the CM Forum Chat is in a grammar war, you misuse "your and you're" a lot. plsfix.

[Allan1234]

firstly we have never been in a grammer war, i have no idea how you thought we where.

Secondly, i never said jack shit about a personality i said bad-ass because that's when people start going Rambo, disobeying orders and generally ruing it for everyone else, i have talked to multiple staff and they agree with me.

[MrGabol100]

Literally only 4+- Leaders are Recognised enough to act like badasses, and everyone knows who they are. Oh and by the way, don't hang medals on the Halo sarge, he's a bad copy of Apone from aliens, halo devs recognised it was their inspiration, so, Apone > Halo sarge.

[Expired Torpedo]

apone was one of the fisrt people to die in aliens so.... Johnson > apone

[Feweh]

I'd like to see Wooki be a SL, he's always so passive in-game.

[TopHatPenguin]

I'd like to see Wooki be a SL, he's always so passive in-game.

i do on rare occasions...

[Artouris]

Wooki as a squad leader isn't more fancy than what he already does. Also correction, Apone didn't die first. It was Dietrich then Frost. Apone was the second to last to die I that firefight

Edit: sorry fixing Alone to Alone because phone a shit

[MrGabol100]

apone was one of the fisrt people to die in aliens so.... Johnson > apone

Apone died because he was trying to listen to the Lt, and also, Johnson, again, is a shitty copy of Apone.