As Liason

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As Liason

Post by Jeser » 04 Aug 2015, 07:34

What you like to do if you got a Liason job?

I like to write reports (but I'm pretty bad in it)

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Re: As Liason

Post by Tetsip » 04 Aug 2015, 07:38

I like to be a corporate scumlord, working in-sync with the admin/mod playing WY to cover up WY's involvement with the xenomorph infestation on the colony while bribing marines and filling my own pockets.
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Re: As Liason

Post by Sargeantmuffinman » 04 Aug 2015, 07:41

The RP IS REAL!

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Re: As Liason

Post by Jeser » 04 Aug 2015, 07:44

I'm dissapointed. I told marines, that first person, who bring me alien will got cash (300 THalers for snake/crab, 500 for older creature). And them I had to AFK for 15 minutes and no one came :(
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Re: As Liason

Post by Terminator541 » 04 Aug 2015, 08:40

My first time as a liason, the survivors stormed my office and demanded that I "reveal the truth" about WY's involvement in the colony.
A few threats later and I wound up being blasted apart with an M41A.
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Post by Sebro » 04 Aug 2015, 08:59

The First time I was a Liason I tried to loyalty implant the entire MP force. But they only became loyal to nanotrasen and shot my face open. :cry:
Also I murdered someone for complaining about the lack of lighters. Decapitation I believe. Would've gone great hadn't that meddling maintenance tech found the body. CURSE THEM.
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Re: As Liason

Post by xywenx00 » 04 Aug 2015, 09:01

I like to brainwash people and then I set up a parallel chain of command and take over the station, lol
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Post by Jeser » 04 Aug 2015, 14:00

I like to talk with people. Bad that my level of English doesn't support /me emotion. I just don't know words, that describe different human actions. That's why RP in English for me goes in Cut Edition.
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Post by UnknownMurder » 04 Aug 2015, 14:22

Terminator541 wrote:My first time as a liason, the survivors stormed my office and demanded that I "reveal the truth" about WY's involvement in the colony.
A few threats later and I wound up being blasted apart with an M41A.
Reveal the truth, dammit. You played us like a damn fiddle. You spying bitch. START TALKING!
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Post by johners12345 » 04 Aug 2015, 14:54

My first time as lesion no one bothered me, and I had to take care of two mentally insane pai's one wanted someones face so they could be a real boy, and the other wanted me to give a female 1600 thalers to give it a lap dance.. Why does weird shit happen to me.

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Post by Jeser » 04 Aug 2015, 15:05

johners12345 wrote:My first time as lesion no one bothered me, and I had to take care of two mentally insane pai's one wanted someones face so they could be a real boy, and the other wanted me to give a female 1600 thalers to give it a lap dance.. Why does weird shit happen to me.
Goddamn, I laughed so hard on this XD
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Re: As Liason

Post by xywenx00 » 04 Aug 2015, 15:43

johners12345 wrote:My first time as lesion no one bothered me, and I had to take care of two mentally insane pai's one wanted someones face so they could be a real boy, and the other wanted me to give a female 1600 thalers to give it a lap dance.. Why does weird shit happen to me.
I would give you you a lap dance. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Re: As Liason

Post by LordLoko » 04 Aug 2015, 18:40

I send fax to WY and they never respond.

Damm space internet.

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Post by Surrealistik » 04 Aug 2015, 18:56

xywenx00 wrote:I like to brainwash people and then I set up a parallel chain of command and take over the station, lol
Only for the aliens to inevitably win due to stupid internal power struggles like this.

In a nutshell why I don't think the Rep should exist, in so long as people are free or even encouraged to set up mutinies.
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Re: As Liason

Post by xywenx00 » 04 Aug 2015, 19:32

Surrealistik wrote: Only for the aliens to inevitably win due to stupid internal power struggles like this.

In a nutshell why I don't think the Rep should exist, in so long as people are free or even encouraged to set up mutinies.
Pretty much xD
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